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Hadas Weiss

@hadas.bsky.social

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"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 11h

“visionary oeuvre” is what i call my shitposts

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 16h

Breaking News: The Nobel Prize in Literature was awarded to Laszlo Krasznahorkai, the Hungarian novelist, for his “visionary oeuvre.”

Laszlo Krasznahorkai Is Awarded Nobel Prize in Literature

The award comes with prize money of almost $1.2 million.

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 11h

how many pálinkas do you think he's downed by now

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 11h

bro i don't need to proofread my tweets you're being ridiculous

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 12h

just remembered this one

Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · Feb 24

brodernism

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 12h

when the waiter asks me how's everything

Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 13h

nice

Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 13h

🙏

Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 13h

i receive now a call from america. american press receive my manuscript and respond in 6-8 months. delighted! thanks!!!

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 14h

this is exactly how i’d write if i got the nobel prize for literature

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 14h

as a teen i’d rush to the library & check out the books of the nobel laureate right after they were announced. you know, to beat the crowds

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 19h

sure, i can include a title page

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 21h

how it feels to be mid-career

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 1d

being released must feel so good for a statement

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 1d

"i need your email address and password"

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 1d

me: hey what's up

12yo nephew: hear me out it's not the way it looks

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 1d

by all means, go on, it's going straight into my confessional essay

Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 1d

sounds like ai slop to me

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 1d

me, reading about what the physics and chemistry nobel laureates discovered

a man without a shirt is making a funny face with mathematical equations drawn on his head .

ALT: a man without a shirt is making a funny face with mathematical equations drawn on his head .

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 1d

wdym i have to "get back to work"

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 1d

reviewer 2 after recommending that your manuscript be rejected

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 2d

or cares

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 2d

i'm neither a morning person nor a night person but a secret third thing

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 2d

bc of the friends. i don't work that much

Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 2d

me: dear god will they ever leave

me 1 minute after they leave: 😢

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 2d

old friend 1: we should plan to meet again in 10 years

old friend 2: 10?! will we even be alive

old friend 3: will society still function

me: even 3 years is pushing it

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