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hadas.bsky.social
Hadas Weiss
@hadas.bsky.social
9.5K followers 4.3K following 3.9K posts
"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"
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hadas.bsky.social
Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 1h
being released must feel so good for a statement
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 11h
"i need your email address and password"
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 12h
me: hey what's up

12yo nephew: hear me out it's not the way it looks
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 13h
by all means, go on, it's going straight into my confessional essay
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 16h
sounds like ai slop to me
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 16h
me, reading about what the physics and chemistry nobel laureates discovered
a man without a shirt is making a funny face with mathematical equations drawn on his head .
ALT: a man without a shirt is making a funny face with mathematical equations drawn on his head .
media.tenor.com
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 19h
wdym i have to "get back to work"
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 23h
reviewer 2 after recommending that your manuscript be rejected
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 1d
or cares
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 1d
i'm neither a morning person nor a night person but a secret third thing
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 1d
bc of the friends. i don't work that much
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 1d
me: dear god will they ever leave

me 1 minute after they leave: 😢
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 1d
old friend 1: we should plan to meet again in 10 years

old friend 2: 10?! will we even be alive

old friend 3: will society still function

me: even 3 years is pushing it
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 2d
other old friend: *describes son's birth by c-section*

me: was [your wife] conscious throughout

old friend: i don't know, this is about me
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 2d
old friend, describing his daughter's birth: i couldn't stop crying

me: was it the happiest day of your life

old friend: nah, that would be when denmark won the euro cup
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 2d
guests: time for your passive smoking break hadas
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 2d
me: you know in my circles they’re pretty excited about the orcas attacking boats

old sailing buddy 1: and which circles are those, bums?

old sailing buddy 2: that resent people enjoying the money they worked hard to make?

old sailing buddy 3: instead of getting a phd in anthropology lol
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 2d
my love language is i talk so you can eat
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 3d
sporting
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 3d
when in lisbon
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 3d
i’m sure you’ll get this published (derogatory)
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 3d
me: aging is just straight up awful isn’t it

old friend 1: nah

old friend 2: better than the alternative

old friend 3: i’m cool with it
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 3d
"any good books on [completely bogus proposition]?"
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 4d
guest: lisbon is so pretty

me, a passive gentrifier: *blushes with pride*
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 4d
guest: you're a good tour guide, even if you don't know anything about lisbon
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