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this guy brought a pen to a sword fight! ha ha ha ha WHOA, OH SHIT ,
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some of them have long dicks. i am lydelle buster and i am here to say that a few long dicks are connected up to real bad men. theyre calling it god's greatest accident
December 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i think penzeys spices should stick to their schtick forever, like in the 2100s i hope its doc bronners but about yelling at a president who died a hundred years ago
December 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
i have to enjoy the spice brand that constantly posts via their packaging, because a lot of the posts are good,
Penzey’s out here still doing the work in 2025. Everybody needs spices, no matter how Caucasian your family. Buy them from friends.
December 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
its like im right there at the unveiling of the iPhone
hey guys, what's up, it's Your Tech Guru here and today I'm going to review ADHD, which recently released their 4k resolution version. I know you're saying, is this actually an upgrade and is it worth the money

it WILL cost you more but you WILL get less done
got my adhd upgraded to ad4k
December 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
canr fucking beleieve tjhey didnt cosnu lt @rem.bsjky.team
Who is asking for this
December 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
get a little urp in the back of my throat when someone posts e.g. "gather around, children" or "listen up, kids" when referring to fellow adults online
December 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
tbh the thing to get people to use Alt-Text would be some kind of award or something, maybe even with a cash prize
December 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
watching a little bootleg 60 Minutes
December 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
wow looks like i got a text intended for the governor. pretty sure she knows all this stuff though?

decided to be polite anyway, feels good to be thanked especially if i didnt have to do anything for it
December 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
local coffee shop is handing out AI slop coloring books if you have a kid with you

for some reason it makes reference to how William S Burroughs shot his wife in the head?
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
look up how George Washington named one of his dogs Sweet Lips
Look up how George Washington died
December 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
linux was getting too stable and good to use so they invented Arch
December 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
sitting on a porch near a busy intersection, only one pedestrian all day (cold), word on the street is literally: "augggh. auugh! Fuck! fuck."
December 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
new food truck that's just a minivan with three vending machines crammed inside
December 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
time for favorite holiday time drink:
lite beer milk
December 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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struggling to make entry into a foreign culture???? uhh i dunno have you tried sucking a few dicks?
December 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
now that im in my 40s i am really starting to appreciate and get into the genre of joke wherein you claim that your 50+ friends e.g. met Mark Twain, played exclusively stick and hoop as a child, were there for the first boat,
December 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Gollum is actually a fairly average looking guy and is furious about how Peter Jackson depicted him
December 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
im a, end the gas station cashier interaction by eye-contact smiling while tapping the thing i just bought on the counter, kind of gal
December 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
the 90s video game ads that were like WELCOME TO A NEW ADDICTION: THIS GAME IS SO GOOD IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE
December 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
updating an old TTRPG module by changing out the Swamp Hag for a Swamp Bitch
December 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i wonder how much longer the official measuring system of the United States will still be metric
December 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
when jobs for engineers have dried up and they're trying to recruit them to be call center customer service representatives
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
sometimes I wish it was more normal to go to the gas station for coffee in a bathrobe
December 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Popeye should be allowed to touch his own penis, like and repost when you agree
October 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM