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the baby (15 months) motioned for me to open my mouth and then spat a half-chewed apple slice directly into it
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
the baby (15 months) motioned for me to open my mouth and then spat a half-chewed apple slice directly into it
Internet got us so fucked up we're reinventing "having friends" from the ground up.
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Internet got us so fucked up we're reinventing "having friends" from the ground up.
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Oh shit oh fuck they got him, they got Spidey
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Oh shit oh fuck they got him, they got Spidey
I really need to get it through my thick skull that when the question is "hm, this dish is missing something, but what?" the answer is always gochujang.
Gochujang is an excellent addition to almost anything. Maybe not meringue, but I'm not ruling it out.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I really need to get it through my thick skull that when the question is "hm, this dish is missing something, but what?" the answer is always gochujang.
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Any excuse to post this again
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Any excuse to post this again
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Did a wintery little ikebana arrangement to clear my brain/brighten the house 🌺❄️
Big and dramatic, just like ya boi here
Big and dramatic, just like ya boi here
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Did a wintery little ikebana arrangement to clear my brain/brighten the house 🌺❄️
Big and dramatic, just like ya boi here
Big and dramatic, just like ya boi here
This may sound harsh, and it is, but if you ever turn into a queer who doesn't like parties OR board games I'd like to see you do better.
The one bright spot in a The Road style apocalyptic misery pit is that I will never have to play a board game again. What are we doing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This may sound harsh, and it is, but if you ever turn into a queer who doesn't like parties OR board games I'd like to see you do better.
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Oh! You can also vote for it in the best soundtrack award too, JUST SAYIN' 🥰
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Oh hey they just let you do this if you want
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Oh! You can also vote for it in the best soundtrack award too, JUST SAYIN' 🥰
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Nominations are open for the 2025 Steam Awards!
Promise Mascot Agency deserves an award! You know this is true, you can feel it in your hearts.
Please nominate PMA for the OUTSTANDING STORY-RICH GAME category!
Thank you!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2585830/Promise_Mascot_Agency/
Promise Mascot Agency deserves an award! You know this is true, you can feel it in your hearts.
Please nominate PMA for the OUTSTANDING STORY-RICH GAME category!
Thank you!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2585830/Promise_Mascot_Agency/
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Nominations are open for the 2025 Steam Awards!
Promise Mascot Agency deserves an award! You know this is true, you can feel it in your hearts.
Please nominate PMA for the OUTSTANDING STORY-RICH GAME category!
Thank you!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2585830/Promise_Mascot_Agency/
Promise Mascot Agency deserves an award! You know this is true, you can feel it in your hearts.
Please nominate PMA for the OUTSTANDING STORY-RICH GAME category!
Thank you!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2585830/Promise_Mascot_Agency/
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Writer may be the only job where you can work for 100+ hours and then charge $2.99 for what you produced and someone will call you greedy with a complete lack of self awareness because you aren't offering it for free on Kindle.
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Writer may be the only job where you can work for 100+ hours and then charge $2.99 for what you produced and someone will call you greedy with a complete lack of self awareness because you aren't offering it for free on Kindle.
Rule 1 of frittata: do not fuck with it. Do not try and take a peek underneath to see if it's done. DO NOT FUCK WITH IT. Trust the ancestors to guide you and bung that bitch in the oven when their spirit moves you.
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Rule 1 of frittata: do not fuck with it. Do not try and take a peek underneath to see if it's done. DO NOT FUCK WITH IT. Trust the ancestors to guide you and bung that bitch in the oven when their spirit moves you.
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🎵Drip some of your cheese on my chili dog
Screamin' like a banshee in my sex bog
Got some extra lube in case the weather's dry
Come and get me baby, I'm a horny guy!🎶
None of you can definitively prove that Nickelback didn't write those lyrics
Screamin' like a banshee in my sex bog
Got some extra lube in case the weather's dry
Come and get me baby, I'm a horny guy!🎶
None of you can definitively prove that Nickelback didn't write those lyrics
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
🎵Drip some of your cheese on my chili dog
Screamin' like a banshee in my sex bog
Got some extra lube in case the weather's dry
Come and get me baby, I'm a horny guy!🎶
None of you can definitively prove that Nickelback didn't write those lyrics
Screamin' like a banshee in my sex bog
Got some extra lube in case the weather's dry
Come and get me baby, I'm a horny guy!🎶
None of you can definitively prove that Nickelback didn't write those lyrics
Thick girl orgy?
Doubt it but I'll keep you posted.
Doubt it but I'll keep you posted.
first three words you see describes your 2026
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November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Thick girl orgy?
Doubt it but I'll keep you posted.
Doubt it but I'll keep you posted.
STEP OUT OF MY ZONE, NOW
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
STEP OUT OF MY ZONE, NOW
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I hope hidden camera footage of me wailing I'M SUCH A BABE then bursting into tears makes it into an alien training video on human emotions
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I hope hidden camera footage of me wailing I'M SUCH A BABE then bursting into tears makes it into an alien training video on human emotions
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This place has all of my books too. Dozens and dozens of people have stolen my books. One has been downloaded more times than I sold copies, so that's nice. Thanks for robbing me, scumbags!
I posted a buy link here to "A Magical Inheritance" a few days ago, and 24 of you immediately went to Anna's Archives and fucking stole it from me.
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
This place has all of my books too. Dozens and dozens of people have stolen my books. One has been downloaded more times than I sold copies, so that's nice. Thanks for robbing me, scumbags!
America, you've gotten too old for this, it's no longer cute when you pretend you have laws for rich people. Just yell at him on TV and fine him fifty bucks like always.
Instagram’s former head of safety and well-being Vaishnavi Jayakumar testified the company had a “17x” strike policy for accounts that engaged in the trafficking of humans for sex.
“You could incur 16 violations and upon the 17th violation, your account would be suspended"
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“You could incur 16 violations and upon the 17th violation, your account would be suspended"
time.com/7336204/meta...
7 Allegations Against Meta in Newly Unsealed Filings
Court filings allege Meta tolerated sex trafficking, hid harms to teens, and prioritized growth over user safety for years.
time.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
America, you've gotten too old for this, it's no longer cute when you pretend you have laws for rich people. Just yell at him on TV and fine him fifty bucks like always.
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check this out
Tape Tap Triangle - Open Reel Ensemble
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November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
check this out
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no but this time I mean it: oh my God
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
no but this time I mean it: oh my God
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Between this and the open source fae I'm having a terrific time on the computer
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Between this and the open source fae I'm having a terrific time on the computer
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if u want to give me a very small birthday gift........ say, five dollars......... u could read/review my comic...... or one of my books...... 👁️
🍄🔞PICK YOUR POISON🔞🍄
On their hike to forage for a time-sensitive and fragile alchemical ingredient, Hawthorne knew better than to hope that Gus could maintain focus or restraint - but there wasn't anything in his books about the side effects of an overdose.
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On their hike to forage for a time-sensitive and fragile alchemical ingredient, Hawthorne knew better than to hope that Gus could maintain focus or restraint - but there wasn't anything in his books about the side effects of an overdose.
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![a greyscale comic page. Hawthorne and gus walk through a forest, inspecting patches of sunlight on the forest floor.
Hawthorne: They grow in patches of moonlight during certain celestial alignments.
Gus: Just like the virus.
Hawthorne: Correct.
Hawthorne: Unfortunately, they then wither in the sun after only two or three days, and I didn't have any luck yesterday.
Gus: Seems a bit convenient that the disease and the thing that makes the medicine for the disease both appear during the same phases.
Hawthorne: [sigh] Do you know what a vaccine is, Augustus? Or antivenin?
Gus: Oh, shut up.
Gus: You're lucky I came after you, you know. My eyes are better than yours.
Hawthorne: White isn't difficult to spot in nature.
Gus: And you could still miss them anyway, old man.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:225am3zrbznbobftp4p73exz/bafkreigzrx3uiwksqxajyvbgpc45xdu6mw4miem4lwar7v2e6uk5c56cn4@jpeg)
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
if u want to give me a very small birthday gift........ say, five dollars......... u could read/review my comic...... or one of my books...... 👁️
Can anyone tell me what actually happened here? I know about Jane Moon and I donated to her gofundme but I couldn't make heads or tails of those pages and pages of screenshots of discord chats between people I don't know. I really did my best but the receipts just confused me.
Da share my wife zone got boosted to my timeline again so gentle reminder that the cis guy who runs it now stole it from a trans woman and has been a royal ass republican dick about it
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Can anyone tell me what actually happened here? I know about Jane Moon and I donated to her gofundme but I couldn't make heads or tails of those pages and pages of screenshots of discord chats between people I don't know. I really did my best but the receipts just confused me.
Look, do what you have to do according to your own moral compass, that's all any of us can do in the end, but if that includes throwing people under the bus, maybe don't loudly announce that to those people. Maybe don't throw a fit at the mangled corpse chunks in the bus grill for dying too loud.
not saying this to let anyone off the hook for harassment: this isnt a problem unique to any part of the political spectrum. groypers dox other republicans over on X and plenty of libs, centrists, etc engage in dogpiling, crybullying, etc. you can't internally discipline the people in your phone
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Look, do what you have to do according to your own moral compass, that's all any of us can do in the end, but if that includes throwing people under the bus, maybe don't loudly announce that to those people. Maybe don't throw a fit at the mangled corpse chunks in the bus grill for dying too loud.
I am. Editing.
Novel.
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Novel.
👍
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I am. Editing.
Novel.
👍
Novel.
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