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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 11h

My weird hippie school did a lot of things wrong, most of them crystal-related, but I am grateful that we learned about the supply chains of everything from microwaves to blueberries.

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 11h

honestly been thinking about this ever since Eragon from "Eragon" tried to buy meat at the village meat store, which his village had

PISS_SHITTER @amiyatzin.bsky.social · 2d

i shall be rotating this in my head for some time

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 11h

My mom has a say in it and all you need to know is that every Christmas turkey we ever raised died of old age.

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 12h

Oh absolutely, I've got severe ego problems.

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 13h

I mean they shouldn't but you're not supposed to find that out until your first job.

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 13h

I'm still working on not recalibrating my entire personality when it's someone I respect.

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 13h

still looking for a good discord server for people who are learning how to draw

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 13h

❌ Unemployed
❌ Job-seeker
✅ A gentleman of leisure

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 13h

I never thought I'd say this but I ended up with way too many cocks.

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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 13h

this is the best answer sorry everyone else

victor @windienine.bsky.social · 13h

i could become jeff bezos's personal It Follows

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 13h

I've spent way too much time thinking about this because I wrote a shitty novel about a vampire who can't die or sleep ever under any circumstances and then I did mushrooms about it and I made myself scared.

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 13h

I always pick anything but no-opt-out immortality because I don't want to be trapped under a mountain and then floating through space and then who knows what for billions of years and then billions more and then forever. I like my own company but not THAT much. I need people. I like those guys.

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 13h

Imagine going through covid in high school and graduating just in time for this. These poor kids. I'm so fucking angry. How are they supposed to trust anyone or anything?

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 14h

No shot it was cheap, I'll bet my life.

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 14h

Same, it's weird! I always hovered riiiiight underneath 1000 on Twitter too, which is perfect because I think 1000 is when shit goes crazy. Slightly under is the perfect hanging-with-friends-but-still-peeking-outside-the-bubble number.

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