4Loko's Basilisk
@amagire.bsky.social
Werewolf consultant, tacomancer, they/them or þey/þem. Adult Bloodborne/Darksouls Lover. The meat was paid for, but the bones were stolen.
Pinned
reminder that #Wolfenoot is Sunday. eat the moon, be kind to dogs, and perhaps the spirit of the wolf will leave you a gift.
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reminder that if you see a male masculine manly man go into the ladies' bathroom, that is not an emergency and no action is required. mind your fucking business
May 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
reminder that if you see a male masculine manly man go into the ladies' bathroom, that is not an emergency and no action is required. mind your fucking business
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never thaw your turkey in the sink, as this can increase the risk of foodborne illness by allowing unsafe bacteria to proliferate on surfaces. for best results, thaw your turkey in the toilet, flushing every 30 minutes to refresh the cold water.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
never thaw your turkey in the sink, as this can increase the risk of foodborne illness by allowing unsafe bacteria to proliferate on surfaces. for best results, thaw your turkey in the toilet, flushing every 30 minutes to refresh the cold water.
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A lot of people are giving advice for preparing your turkey, but they are footsoldiers for Big Turkey, selling lies and deceit.
Turkeys do not exist. That large bird thawing in your fridge is your future self, trapped in an endless autocannibalistic time loop.
Turkeys do not exist. That large bird thawing in your fridge is your future self, trapped in an endless autocannibalistic time loop.
November 22, 2023 at 7:43 PM
A lot of people are giving advice for preparing your turkey, but they are footsoldiers for Big Turkey, selling lies and deceit.
Turkeys do not exist. That large bird thawing in your fridge is your future self, trapped in an endless autocannibalistic time loop.
Turkeys do not exist. That large bird thawing in your fridge is your future self, trapped in an endless autocannibalistic time loop.
soaking my hooves in salt water because I managed to step on a thumbtack yesterday afternoon with my left and a piece of glass last night with my right. will this teach me to wear shoes? No,
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
soaking my hooves in salt water because I managed to step on a thumbtack yesterday afternoon with my left and a piece of glass last night with my right. will this teach me to wear shoes? No,
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This is Great reference for artists wow
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is Great reference for artists wow
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I'm thinking of taking on 3-5 custom realistic creature plush commissions over the Dec-Jan period!
If this is something you'd be interested in, here's a form to send me an enquiry for a quote:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
This form also includes estimated prices of different plush options!
If this is something you'd be interested in, here's a form to send me an enquiry for a quote:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
This form also includes estimated prices of different plush options!
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I'm thinking of taking on 3-5 custom realistic creature plush commissions over the Dec-Jan period!
If this is something you'd be interested in, here's a form to send me an enquiry for a quote:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
This form also includes estimated prices of different plush options!
If this is something you'd be interested in, here's a form to send me an enquiry for a quote:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
This form also includes estimated prices of different plush options!
none of you are actually naming the films you like enough(?) to see six times. unreasonable
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
none of you are actually naming the films you like enough(?) to see six times. unreasonable
I guess today's slop microgenre is "pets react to those 3D illusion hole rugs", there's a bunch of them circulating
you get two fake AI "cute animal" videos before I unfollow, I guess that's the policy now
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I guess today's slop microgenre is "pets react to those 3D illusion hole rugs", there's a bunch of them circulating
you get two fake AI "cute animal" videos before I unfollow, I guess that's the policy now
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
you get two fake AI "cute animal" videos before I unfollow, I guess that's the policy now
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the problem with modern fantasy movies is that they stopped having bizarre plot detours where the hero encounters a fucked-up practical effect creature with a crazy rule like "you can't make any sounds around this thing or it turns you into glass" that exist only to traumatize 8-year-olds
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
the problem with modern fantasy movies is that they stopped having bizarre plot detours where the hero encounters a fucked-up practical effect creature with a crazy rule like "you can't make any sounds around this thing or it turns you into glass" that exist only to traumatize 8-year-olds
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NO FUCKING WILDFIRES IN OREGON THIS SUMMER. carry a shovel and a bucket of water with you on hikes and if you see somebody with a firecracker hit him with the shovel and drown him in the bucket
January 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
NO FUCKING WILDFIRES IN OREGON THIS SUMMER. carry a shovel and a bucket of water with you on hikes and if you see somebody with a firecracker hit him with the shovel and drown him in the bucket
wow there's a fandom discourse I haven't seen in a while. amazed you can still drive that antique
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
wow there's a fandom discourse I haven't seen in a while. amazed you can still drive that antique
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I wonder what he’s thankful for this year
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I wonder what he’s thankful for this year
if I offered someone a hit and she said "no, I'd rather not be a cannibal" (#24) I would in fact be thinking about that for the rest of my life, well played
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
if I offered someone a hit and she said "no, I'd rather not be a cannibal" (#24) I would in fact be thinking about that for the rest of my life, well played
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not a grand call to arms or whatever but we should all return to the old ways boarlord.club/a-mass-deski...
A Mass Deskilling Event
Why a blog and not a substack or ghost?
boarlord.club
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
not a grand call to arms or whatever but we should all return to the old ways boarlord.club/a-mass-deski...
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just had a vision of a military sailor saying some shit like "to a navy man, every ocean is a weapon" and then jumping unceremoniously into the sea, disappearing into the dark of the waves. being consumed. and, frankly, I think that's the kind of nontoxic masculinity that all men should aspire to
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
just had a vision of a military sailor saying some shit like "to a navy man, every ocean is a weapon" and then jumping unceremoniously into the sea, disappearing into the dark of the waves. being consumed. and, frankly, I think that's the kind of nontoxic masculinity that all men should aspire to
you need to be at least as critical of stuff you agree with (whether you fear it is true, or you want it to be true) as the stuff you dismiss out of hand. sorry
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
you need to be at least as critical of stuff you agree with (whether you fear it is true, or you want it to be true) as the stuff you dismiss out of hand. sorry
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
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I think mesmers should have the testicular torsion spell so I can use it on Bangar
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I think mesmers should have the testicular torsion spell so I can use it on Bangar
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the tortoise and the hare
6”x12” oil on panel
6”x12” oil on panel
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
the tortoise and the hare
6”x12” oil on panel
6”x12” oil on panel
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IT’S DONE! A cross stitch T-120 VHS to go with the Polaroid VHS I made awhile back. This one is full of Space Ghost: Coast 2 Coast taped off late-night Cartoon Network in the late 1990s.
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
IT’S DONE! A cross stitch T-120 VHS to go with the Polaroid VHS I made awhile back. This one is full of Space Ghost: Coast 2 Coast taped off late-night Cartoon Network in the late 1990s.
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wag̱aytdoot Txaamsm da wil ha'lidzog̱m - "raven is far from where we live (the earth)". sticker design for this month 🌌🐦⬛
#art #indigenousart #formline
#art #indigenousart #formline
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
wag̱aytdoot Txaamsm da wil ha'lidzog̱m - "raven is far from where we live (the earth)". sticker design for this month 🌌🐦⬛
#art #indigenousart #formline
#art #indigenousart #formline