Morbi
@morbi.bsky.social
30's - they/them nb, Ringling grad who draws a webcomic about Idiot Fae. Occasionally 🔞 (Puppy Merril icon by @batshaped.bsky.social)
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You can press the (L) Button to get unhelpful advice from Mifty at any time
If you feed her SNACKS from your inventory, you might occasionally find yourself with fewer SNACKS in your inventory
If you feed her SNACKS from your inventory, you might occasionally find yourself with fewer SNACKS in your inventory
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You can press the (L) Button to get unhelpful advice from Mifty at any time
If you feed her SNACKS from your inventory, you might occasionally find yourself with fewer SNACKS in your inventory
If you feed her SNACKS from your inventory, you might occasionally find yourself with fewer SNACKS in your inventory
You can press the (L) Button to get unhelpful advice from Mifty at any time
If you feed her SNACKS from your inventory, you might occasionally find yourself with fewer SNACKS in your inventory
If you feed her SNACKS from your inventory, you might occasionally find yourself with fewer SNACKS in your inventory
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You can press the (L) Button to get unhelpful advice from Mifty at any time
If you feed her SNACKS from your inventory, you might occasionally find yourself with fewer SNACKS in your inventory
If you feed her SNACKS from your inventory, you might occasionally find yourself with fewer SNACKS in your inventory
the problem with modern fantasy movies is that they stopped having bizarre plot detours where the hero encounters a fucked-up practical effect creature with a crazy rule like "you can't make any sounds around this thing or it turns you into glass" that exist only to traumatize 8-year-olds
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
the problem with modern fantasy movies is that they stopped having bizarre plot detours where the hero encounters a fucked-up practical effect creature with a crazy rule like "you can't make any sounds around this thing or it turns you into glass" that exist only to traumatize 8-year-olds
I will never forgive them for abandoning left-handed Link
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I will never forgive them for abandoning left-handed Link
one thing I do find really annoying about the way Ancient Hyrule in TotK/AoI is treated is that it ALSO does this
Even Rauru looks at all of the legendary Zonai stuff as "ahh... this is way before my time" like, stop doing that. Just let us observe a weird magic ruin in its active era for ONCE
Even Rauru looks at all of the legendary Zonai stuff as "ahh... this is way before my time" like, stop doing that. Just let us observe a weird magic ruin in its active era for ONCE
I've been properly revisiting Skyward Sword for the first time in uh...... the almost 15 years since it first came out and I'm so struck this time around by how it's like, too terrified to actually be the start of a setting's narrative
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
one thing I do find really annoying about the way Ancient Hyrule in TotK/AoI is treated is that it ALSO does this
Even Rauru looks at all of the legendary Zonai stuff as "ahh... this is way before my time" like, stop doing that. Just let us observe a weird magic ruin in its active era for ONCE
Even Rauru looks at all of the legendary Zonai stuff as "ahh... this is way before my time" like, stop doing that. Just let us observe a weird magic ruin in its active era for ONCE
RPG boss whose damage and defense is based on how many healing consumables you're currently carrying specifically to fuck with item hoarders
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
RPG boss whose damage and defense is based on how many healing consumables you're currently carrying specifically to fuck with item hoarders
it's so funny that Super Star kept Galactic Nova's morality kind of ambiguous for the past 30 years and then you play the Nova track in Air Riders and the opening shot is him just blasting the shit out of some random planet with missiles and lasers
What the fuck is your problem
What the fuck is your problem
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
it's so funny that Super Star kept Galactic Nova's morality kind of ambiguous for the past 30 years and then you play the Nova track in Air Riders and the opening shot is him just blasting the shit out of some random planet with missiles and lasers
What the fuck is your problem
What the fuck is your problem
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If you don't follow my fuck account (understandable) then I need everyone to at least know I'm making sexy puzzles these days
This week I made TWO puzzles, a 10x10 and a 30x20
As usual, patrons get the cheatsheet and color reward versions.
~ patreon.com/posts/144166775 ~
As usual, patrons get the cheatsheet and color reward versions.
~ patreon.com/posts/144166775 ~
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you don't follow my fuck account (understandable) then I need everyone to at least know I'm making sexy puzzles these days
finally I can legally drive
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
finally I can legally drive
[minor Air Riders unlock spoilers] The secret City Trial event/stadium challenge you can get from beating Road Trip is maybe the funniest thing they've ever done
just, what do you even do against that if you're on the opposing side
Die, I Guess
just, what do you even do against that if you're on the opposing side
Die, I Guess
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
[minor Air Riders unlock spoilers] The secret City Trial event/stadium challenge you can get from beating Road Trip is maybe the funniest thing they've ever done
just, what do you even do against that if you're on the opposing side
Die, I Guess
just, what do you even do against that if you're on the opposing side
Die, I Guess
much like World's Rainbow Road felt like a response to everyone dunking on the one from MK8, I feel like the Nova track in Air Riders is Sakurai going "OH SO NEBULA BELT WAS TOO BORING HUH"
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
much like World's Rainbow Road felt like a response to everyone dunking on the one from MK8, I feel like the Nova track in Air Riders is Sakurai going "OH SO NEBULA BELT WAS TOO BORING HUH"
It's so funny that Sakurai has the game-design experience and team-leading abilities to make a narrative-based single-player game with the most insane presentation you've ever seen and he's like "I don't want to make that, I want to make a baby racing game where you smash cars together"
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It's so funny that Sakurai has the game-design experience and team-leading abilities to make a narrative-based single-player game with the most insane presentation you've ever seen and he's like "I don't want to make that, I want to make a baby racing game where you smash cars together"
dude how the fuck does my PC miraculously always pick the 20 minutes I go to take a quick shower to close all of my shit and sneak an update on me
I should be allowed to disembowel a Microsoft executive live on TV every time this happens
I should be allowed to disembowel a Microsoft executive live on TV every time this happens
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
dude how the fuck does my PC miraculously always pick the 20 minutes I go to take a quick shower to close all of my shit and sneak an update on me
I should be allowed to disembowel a Microsoft executive live on TV every time this happens
I should be allowed to disembowel a Microsoft executive live on TV every time this happens
personally I'm still most gobsmacked by Kojima doing PR for that Saudi esports thing
half of your games are about geopolitics don't pretend you don't know what's up
half of your games are about geopolitics don't pretend you don't know what's up
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
personally I'm still most gobsmacked by Kojima doing PR for that Saudi esports thing
half of your games are about geopolitics don't pretend you don't know what's up
half of your games are about geopolitics don't pretend you don't know what's up
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I simply think that people who will remain legally unspecified should be karmically cast into their own burning oil fields by their slaves
September 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I simply think that people who will remain legally unspecified should be karmically cast into their own burning oil fields by their slaves
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I think it's really embarrassing as an international community how many people continue doing business with the guy who got caught ordering incompetent hitmen to murder a journalist he hated, a thing he not-so-implicitly does all the time
Feel like that's a pretty easy line to draw in the sand tbh
Feel like that's a pretty easy line to draw in the sand tbh
September 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I think it's really embarrassing as an international community how many people continue doing business with the guy who got caught ordering incompetent hitmen to murder a journalist he hated, a thing he not-so-implicitly does all the time
Feel like that's a pretty easy line to draw in the sand tbh
Feel like that's a pretty easy line to draw in the sand tbh
I always love when you can see the difference between two games in a series localized for Western audiences immediately before and after the cultural shift of "not being embarrassed to be a thing from Japan"
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I always love when you can see the difference between two games in a series localized for Western audiences immediately before and after the cultural shift of "not being embarrassed to be a thing from Japan"
nothing is more jarring than picking up a wiimote and remembering it's an object from the olden times that requires AA batteries
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
nothing is more jarring than picking up a wiimote and remembering it's an object from the olden times that requires AA batteries
the thing you have to understand about Samus' character is that she is 10 layers of brutal trauma and then at the very bottom is "girl who sees a big squirrel and makes this face:"
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
the thing you have to understand about Samus' character is that she is 10 layers of brutal trauma and then at the very bottom is "girl who sees a big squirrel and makes this face:"
[repost] The whole internet loves The Baby 2, a lovely baby space dragon who's best friends with a Pichu!
Update: We regret to inform you that The Baby 2 has eaten the Pichu
Update: We regret to inform you that The Baby 2 has eaten the Pichu
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
[repost] The whole internet loves The Baby 2, a lovely baby space dragon who's best friends with a Pichu!
Update: We regret to inform you that The Baby 2 has eaten the Pichu
Update: We regret to inform you that The Baby 2 has eaten the Pichu
highly cut-down development cycle or not, I will never forgive them for not following up on Whatever Was Up With Mayhem in RoTMNT
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
highly cut-down development cycle or not, I will never forgive them for not following up on Whatever Was Up With Mayhem in RoTMNT
this is sauceless
If your Zelda is leaning Tolkien Lite then you need to readjust
If your Zelda is leaning Tolkien Lite then you need to readjust
First photos of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released www.vooks.net/first-photos...
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
this is sauceless
If your Zelda is leaning Tolkien Lite then you need to readjust
If your Zelda is leaning Tolkien Lite then you need to readjust
Everyone else acting surprised by the description of Samus as "motherly" while I'm over here being the smartest person in the world portraying her as adopting every weird little animal she comes across even though she knows it'll try to kill her
The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Everyone else acting surprised by the description of Samus as "motherly" while I'm over here being the smartest person in the world portraying her as adopting every weird little animal she comes across even though she knows it'll try to kill her
💭🎵 whooo is that girl I see.... there's no games, on PS3.... 🎵
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
💭🎵 whooo is that girl I see.... there's no games, on PS3.... 🎵