Morbi
@morbi.bsky.social
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30's - they/them nb, Ringling grad who draws a webcomic about Idiot Fae. Occasionally 🔞 (Hellhound Pom icon by @batshaped.bsky.social) merrilandbrowne.com
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endlessly amused by Feight being the friendliest and silliest sphinx I've made but also the only one who will actually just kill you if you roll a critical 1 at any point while talking to her
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Ficks is always going "people have such gross and uncharitable misconceptions about us sphinxes, like how they think we kill and eat the people who fail our riddles" and Feight's just like "oh. are we not supposed to be eating them" while surrounded by human skulls
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face of a babygirl who has never done anything wrong in her life, even when all those hikers went missing
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you might think a stupid sphinx who only knows simple riddles would make for a less dangerous guard, but the problem is that she also doesn't know the correct answers
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They say there's absolutely no brain activity in her head at all
They're calling her the silliest sphinx to ever do it
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constantly thinking about that weird poe shop guy from OoT who's like "hey man you're real handsome, you ever considered whoring"
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I'll only forgive Supergiant for their enduring cowardice if they let us fuck the Sphinx of Thebes in Hades 3
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god I'm so overdue to draw a new stupid variant of my fursona
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it's so funny to me that everyone who likes Nidorina REALLY likes Nidorina, like it's either a 0 or a 100 on the scale
however, we are all cast secondary in the long, looming shadow of Aqua Bunny
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I feel like everything I know about these guys has been insane cruel shit learned against my will and it creates a very weird texture to the fact that they've become current beloved cartoon dudes
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people going "omg I can't believe they made a Chris-Chan reference on Smiling Friends!" and I just think about how I'd heard that "THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!!" audio like 50 times before I actually saw the video it was from was a Worms match on a custom map constructed partially using CWC's leaked nudes
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it's so funny that the most insane twist they've ever done was placed directly next to "WHO IS DON PAOLO??? WHAT DID LAYTON DO TO HIIM???" "oh, he's just some guy"
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Professor Layton is not interesting because of his convoluted family drama, it is interesting because once a game a character goes "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WERE ALL ROBOTS" and then Layton grips his little hat brim and goes "oh well you see the clues were actually quite obvious my boy"
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Everything you learn about Layton's backstory is like "okay. well. that's dumb. I'm going to pretend you didn't tell me that"
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one month until Hyrule Warios........
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I've been thinking about Rebecca Sugar Moomins all day
just one of those things that are like "damn, man, I didn't even KNOW I wanted that"
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you must confront my trio of Pom plushies of increasing and intimidating size
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[repost] If your idealized self is unattainable by default then you might as well get freaky with it
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ideally I'm trying to live like this though
I should cost $1400 to own and there should be no good place in your home to store me
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[repost] googling "how to transfer my soul into a plush doesn't matter if ironic hell reddit"
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Oh yeah, it's halloween month..... maybe I should bring back the Hellhound Pom
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god I'm so overdue to draw a new stupid variant of my fursona
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sometimes we also get mad at you when you do know their names but pronounce them wrong