I just think we're extremely overdue for really good point and click puzzle games

I wanted him to ride an anime horse at the olympics

I think it rules when a villain is just an asshole for extremely stupid and unsympathetic reasons

what if a boy was mean and looked a little like a girl who was mean

replying to them with "thanks, I live in canada now"

this is her icon on the character select screen, you click on it and a crunchy "wahawa" comes out of the wiimote

genuinely funny that these two have never had any lore or extracanonical materials EVER
there is, somehow, no Ice Climbers iceberg

Nintendo says there's no Ice Climbers canon so I says They're Married

James Urbaniak trilling THE RRRREVENGE SOCIETYYYY is just one of the many many brain tics Venture Bros has inflicted upon me

Nurse Boy...................

I just want to sightseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

there should have been like 5 maps in that game that did what AoC did for the Akkala Citadel ruins and there just aren't, you don't even get to walk around any part of Rauru's palace interior outside of that one construct fight, it's such a shame

wow they can REALLY put me on their islands