Charlie the Half Time Orange
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
we love Rob
ok-but-still.bsky.social
the thing i hate about freddy krueger is how much of a bastard he is - but would the movie even work if he was nice?
clementinedanger.bsky.social
Just a mouthful of salty-sweet hot goop and a bite of ham. You'd think there's a joke there but I got nothing.
clementinedanger.bsky.social
The flavors might but I do not care for the texture landscape being painted for me here
clementinedanger.bsky.social
I don't know about movies but Belgium exists because some folks got real heated about an opera performance and did a revolution about it, that's maybe something.
clementinedanger.bsky.social
Oh my god I used to love RIFTS! Can't believe I've gotten old enough to just forget about an entire hobby, damn.
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merrittk.com
that isn't a "saying" it's an official saudi tourism slogan lmao
clementinedanger.bsky.social
"I know this Youtuber is an actual nazi but his Youtuber best friend who he collabs with all the time and writes his scripts never said anything bad." To the hole. Go into the hole. No I'm not kidding, go sit in the hole until I tell you to come out.
clementinedanger.bsky.social
Oh thank god I found you, let's hide in the abandoned shack together and wait this out.
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pseudandry.bsky.social
Don't worry about it 🙂👍
My Horror Movie Role is The Killer-- but it's crossed out in a very obvious way and badly written underneath is " totally normal"

I mean, don't worry about it. It's fine. Hey, let's hang out tonight!
clementinedanger.bsky.social
Guilt by association is very bad when governments do it and in most other instances also but you're allowed to use it to curate your feed. Like it's fine.
clementinedanger.bsky.social
oh thank christ

I mean it sucks that it happened but, you know. Pretty funny.
clementinedanger.bsky.social
I've got exactly that situation happening in the background of an unrelated scene I wrote and now I'm not sure if I made it up anymore. I'm like 90% sure I didn't but I need to know so I can up my meds if nessecary.
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caulimovirus.bsky.social
if you’re a billionaire trying to sway public opinion, you don’t just give a bunch of money to right wing cranks and loonies, you also have to give money to the stupidest liberals you can find. you need to saturate the liberal mediascape with the most idiotic nincompoops out there.
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ianfortey.bsky.social
My nitpicky gripe about the Alien franchise is that no one has ever bitten down on a Facehugger's throat donger because, if they had, the acid would have burned their mouth, and I feel like if an alien was throat blasting a person, they might try to stop it through the most obvious means.
clementinedanger.bsky.social
Maybe my brain added some of those details but we made fun of it for like an entire week, someone has to have it.
clementinedanger.bsky.social
Very long shot but does anyone have footage of that time a bunch of British TERFs painted themselves green and did a witch-themed protest with like 20 cunty Karens dancing around to the complete bafflement of innocent commuters? Maybe a year or two, three ago?
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clementinedanger.bsky.social
I'm also from the Save The Whales era of conservationism and it's nice to know that yeah, we did. We did it. Fixed that ozone layer up all nice too.
clementinedanger.bsky.social
Aw. Okay fine I'm woke again, let the lil mans live his dreams.
clementinedanger.bsky.social
No. That's too woke. I'm sorry to be controversial or whatever but I want my pilots to be human. Sorry.