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fuck cops
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lotta people call me teddy. lotta people don’t.
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allan of the barbie bubble
Tightpussy4President/Bsky Board campaign manager

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he never married most of the women he had kids with in the first place tho wtf is his problem
They’re calling it the most divorced anyone has ever been
January 16, 2026 at 9:12 AM
oh okay i see why anno was so depressed
Petit Eva: Evangelion@School
Episode 5
Youth Time
January 16, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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'It'll be worse than this'
June 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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I’m sick of people in charge telling me that threats to my rights and my life are “bait”
January 16, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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the wildest thing is right-wingers acting like minnesotans in videos must be outside agitators when we can all hear their accents. i don't think i could do that accent convincingly if i spent a year practicing. and neither would i wish to. have you heard that shit? craziest american accent
January 16, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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I think you should be able to do trickshots when you scroll. I think it’d be something to get into
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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The rare flawless obit
January 16, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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sorry i haven't been reviewing movies i've been busy winning at overwatch do you still like me
January 16, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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i think we as a society and as a people need a broad reevaluation over what we're willing to Get Uppity about
January 16, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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WE ARE BACK
PENTIMENT TIME
twitch.tv/linktothepabst
January 16, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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gender in video games is very stupid stupid every game should just be about a ball and two paddles trying to make sense of the grief they feel living in a world that no longer wants them and a society that couldn't care they exist and there is jazz music or some stupid shit it should cost $200
December 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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death is kind of a bullshit horseman imo. all the other horsemen are already causes of death
January 16, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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don't worry i'm just reminiscing
January 16, 2026 at 6:03 AM
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i'm smoking that weed that makes me listen to music and be chill tonight is like a movie
January 16, 2026 at 6:03 AM
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boymoding (putting my phone in dark mode)
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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What’s the entry level like a dragon game preferably on switch
January 16, 2026 at 5:25 AM
i think about the auction scene from uncut gems a lot and i can’t really explain why but i find it so funny
January 16, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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i’m an angel 😇
January 16, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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local woman develops new habit of falling asleep from 9 to midnight every day

who want her
January 16, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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a final war to end all wars is such a good idea idk why someone hasn't tried killing enough people to make it stop.
simply just get rid of as many people as possible and suddenly there will never be any potential for conflict! ESPECIALLY if you're extra premptive and start at 3 degrees of separation
January 16, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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now listening
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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following me must be wild. one second i'm posting about magic, then im talking about american politics, then im saying headass nonsense, then im reposting a bestie's porn, then i'm yelling about fascism, then i'm showing you another magic card, then im saying the funniest shit you've ever read, then
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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That last vape hit before you go into the store
January 16, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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sebulba doesn’t have to feel this way
January 15, 2026 at 3:35 PM