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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 11h

congress should all have to wear one big t-shirt together until there’s a deal

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12h

gary get out of my FUCKING SHOT

Gary standing behind Selina Meyer who’s touching her temples

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 1d

oh hell yeah youtu.be/nGZOFyLrCwk?...

Slug Eating Spaghetti Time Lapse (With Stopwatch Timer)

YouTube video by Nature's Fantastic

youtu.be

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 1d

brand new sentence

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 4d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 1d

I’m on fire 🫠

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 1d

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 1d

you have fun with your little “forensic science”, I saw Amelia Earhart in a rio favela in ‘76

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 1d

This is exactly what I decided the FBI was for when I was in 3rd grade

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 1d

FBI turning their attention to Amelia Earheart is so important to 9 year olds across America

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 1d

oh you’re“anti antifa”? That’s cool, I’m made of anti anti-matter

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 2d

I love living in a city full of immigrants and tons and tons of people who are not at all like me and not like each other. It makes us all better and it makes our city better. I know I’m preaching to the choir by saying this on the lib app but I sometimes just get so overwhelmed by how special it is

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 2d

It’s always so obvious that Pam Bondi would rather be yelling at a waiter than doing whatever she’s doing

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

Folks, it's happening.

We're releasing Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile this Thursday at 7 p.m.

Mark your calendars. Get excited to know even less about Jeffrey Epstein.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 2d

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

Someone in a frog costume facing down a line of police in riot gear

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 3d

Writing for theonion.com has been a dream of mine for a long time and it finally came true! Two of my jokes are in the latest issue. Still waiting to hear if I 'passed' my trial, but either way I'm thrilled and honored to be published by the best humor site/newspaper on Earth

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