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Princess Pretty Ghoul

@princessprettygirl.bsky.social

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Harper,27,She/Her, AuHD,MDNI I woxld never purposely craft and share sentences as a form of self pleasure

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · Jan 29

*cocks gun* looks like there's no more time to fix your heart

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 11h

[FDR during a fireside chat from the big chair]:

The only thing we need from tears is fear itself.

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 14h

mike meyers civilization

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

i call your mom's pussy the mercy hospital of nampa idaho because they're both listed on the National Register of Historic Places even though i demolished them

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

it would feel so good to kill a ghost like it's the perfect crime

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

my boobs are perfectly hand shaped??? like for your hands? what are the odds?! don't believe me we'll try for yourself

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

why is it when i'm soooooo tired im also sooooo horny and also desperately in need of cuddles soooo many cuddles i need skin to skin and sleeep to sleep

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

Lowkey wish i was in the kitchen baking cookies getting sweaty wearing just an apron while getting groped and then eaten out bent over the counter because then I would have cookies

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

what if i told you that you can end with a bang while whimpering

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

i would look so good giving orders via holograph

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dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 1d

hi everyone its my 22nd birthday today and if u would like to get me anything, help paying my phone bill which is due today would mean the world to me <3 i need $50, but anything u can give to help out would mean so much to me

$skyblue424 is my cashapp

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

guy named gary seinfeld who likes older women and is not problematic but had no tv show :/

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · Jan 13

Please do not approach my ghouls with food you do not know what they like and I need to keep track of what they eat in a food journal for their ghoul doctor ( a regular non-ghoul doctor who specializes in ghoul and ghoul related matters)

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · Jan 13

Old man could not believe his eyes when he watched me at the starbucks drive thru pay for my drink in ghoul coin he pasta away from a heart attack. Very sad never had a chance to earn fat stacks like I did. Rip old man. Sad he won't get to be buried with his ghouls to have friends in the afterlife.

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · Jan 13

Yeah I mean Im no genius or nothing but it doesn't take an idiot to look at the market trends and realize that the next big thing is gonna be ghouls so you start buying every ghoul that hits the market talking up old cryptkeepers you haven't heard from since high school because the grind never stops

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · Jan 13

If your friends are trying to stage an intervention about your ghoul
habits those people are not your friends those are potential ghouls don't let them escape

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

i would look so good giving orders via holograph

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

if i was the trans republican grifter woman governor of texas id say faggot at every opportunity but i don't yearn for power over something small and feeble like texas ive my eyes set on something real and meaningful like the ceo of pepsi cola where i can be my true power hungry and thirsty self

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

do you think i can stealth pass my way into the governorship of texas i think i could make it up until the oil wrestling portion

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

i would make such a good republican governor of most states but my heart is really set on texas because i want to wear a hat and have a gun plus i'm so fucking stupid and evil and also i look good as a blonde

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

i also considered the nectar covered bridge of blount county alabama or the Zehe Building of poplar bluff missouri

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

i call your mom's pussy the mercy hospital of nampa idaho because they're both listed on the National Register of Historic Places even though i demolished them

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

yeah sure having massive land holdings sounds cool but have you ever considered trying to be a massive hand holder?

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

end bang and whimper these 3 things you must forget all meaning behind make new understandings of these things

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

you can end with a whimper while banging i don't care what that guy said ill finish however i want

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

what if i told you that you can end with a bang while whimpering

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