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i've been hinting at it for a while but let's make it real: Bimbo Mentality, a podcast about bimbos learning about all sorts of neat things, starts recording tomorrow! co-hosted by me and @emma.meangirls.online and produced by @deathcarpets.sisc.one
inyourculture.bsky.social
this is my way of saying that i'm very excited for a thing that begins tomorrow :3
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google dot com can one alter top another alter
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if they put jesus's lost foreskin back in jesus's tomb that'll serve as the key and unlock Earth 2
inyourculture.bsky.social
apotheosis of Dyke is when i make the people i care about feel safe and loved and protected. apotheosis of Boy is when girls objectify me
inyourculture.bsky.social
ope it looks like i'm heading back in a boy-coded gender direction, which means it's time for me to resume the responsibilities of a boy (look pretty and dress like a slut)
inyourculture.bsky.social
i don't think of it as like a personal flaw or anything but like it's annoying! it's convenient! it makes my life feel so choppy and distant!
inyourculture.bsky.social
is there a way to make your memory better i'm asking for real
inyourculture.bsky.social
oh! wait no i do remember yeah
inyourculture.bsky.social
i'm gonna be honest i don't remember what you're referring to :/

don't take that personally my memory is pretty bad
inyourculture.bsky.social
that's fair. i tried to do the anonymity thing and lasted four days
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WHY? HOW? doesn't that just take the whole spirit out of it???
inyourculture.bsky.social
i'd be cool with halloween and christmas decorations being up a month or two after the holiday, actually i'd be entirely about that, but having them up a whole season before the one they're actually meant to commemorate flattens the aesthetic and turns them into department store wallpaper
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actually you know what i've discovered about myself it's not the duration of the holiday seasons that bothers me it's that the major holidays tend to kick off seasons or come around their peak and so putting up the decorations a month *before* just feels unseasonal and joyless to me
inyourculture.bsky.social
y'all are doing christmas creep but for halloween now smdh
inyourculture.bsky.social
imagine turning to me for your humiliation kink. i have trouble pronouncing the letter 'b' sometimes
inyourculture.bsky.social
i'd rather you do that without the whole fascist propaganda angle. i can tell you that you have a small penis or something
inyourculture.bsky.social
honestly if some of these conservative reply trolls are just horny guys with degradation kinks they can just ask me, if the only joy you can get out of your sad little life is anonymously making me yell at you on the internet then i kinda pity you enough to do it
inyourculture.bsky.social
i gotta stop baiting conservatives before i have to prestige again lol
inyourculture.bsky.social
this account that's currently in my mentions obtusely pretending not to understand my westboro baptist church reference literally logged on for the first time in a month just to do that after previously only using his account to reply guy

lmao dude what is your damage
this account thirst dm'ing