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leaux

@evangaylion.bsky.social

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one of at least four or five working bartenders on Bluesky. lapsed wrestling professional. 🏳️‍⚧️ let me tell you why I love your drink. they/he, the gay she

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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1h

extremely concentrated turbo depression with zero relief other than knowing it’s only gonna last like 72 hours

leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1h

PMDD is so demoralizing lmao

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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 2h

men on bikes are working with woman in cars to kill me

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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 2h

why the fuck is it that every fucker in a car who almost hits me is a woman! What did I ever do to yall to deserve this other than to love and adore you!!! STOP GIVING JEEPS TO GIRLS

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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 3h

How to shut up an entire bar

✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 4h

bro they got how its made on in the bar ??? huge

leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 12h

okay since we’re doing this (I love tay discourse) I’d pull evermore and humbly submit fearless and I’m being dead serious

leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 13h

All this is to say taytay might be my favorite lololololol

leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 13h

Two slow dancers made me make a life changing decision

leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 13h

This wrestling tag team fuckin rules

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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 13h

Let me tell you about the weeks I spent doing 700 case fill days with a team of 4

Only for us to be told that the warehouse down in Kentucky actually had an excess of product

and this was BEFORE

leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 13h

Half the replies under this say Dylan. The man is an incredible poet! About a couple of things!

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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 13h

I guess my controversial opinion is that there’s no greatest lyricist. lyrics and poetry are by no means easy to create, but like, come on, now. It’s kind of our specialty as humans

Emily, a Two-Shoes-Gooder @rebelmusicteach.bsky.social · 4d

I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?

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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d

My toxic trait is that I will put pretty much anything in a food whipper

leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d

live from the work murder basement it’s r+d hell week 😌

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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d

Okay apparently this is super normal actually

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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d

brother;

Container of a fat wash I tossed in the freezer tonight. it’s coconut tequila. It’ll be p good

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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d

Birds can jerk it??

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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d

No I definitely want you in my apocalypse crew, you’ve got the juice

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m. @wshcaps.bsky.social · 1d

happy game day to all my fellow capitals fans!!! can’t wait for another season!!!

stonks meme edited to be ovi with the caption “gols”

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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d

Ah yeah see I don’t do continuums in my brainspace just quadrants for this reason cause they’re definitely parallel marketing dynamics but I feel like they’re still so different. The invocation of childhood brands is its own evil thing IMO

leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d

I am so fucking unimpressed when tech companies tell me how hard it is to moderate a website. Then don’t make the fucking website.

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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d

HH bought FEW in 2022. Everyone else got raises, I got my job dissolved and my yearly bonus slashed

leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d

the first time I met Bernie lubbers I shook his hand and said “I loved your presentation! I used to have your job until your company destroyed my livelihood” 😭

leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d

I bet it is, they took all my powers after laying off nobody on staff except for me after we got bought out

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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d

Ok I’m gonna be honest, I gave the best distillery tour of all time until Heaven Hill fucked my life is beyond belief for like three years

The Rev. Col. Kirsten @ennuigo.bsky.social · 1d

Please tell me you were like “so there’s definitely rye in here and what I like to do is drink six of them on an empty stomach.”

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