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@evangaylion.bsky.social
one of at least four or five working bartenders on Bluesky. lapsed wrestling professional. 🏳️⚧️
let me tell you why I love your drink.
they/he, the gay she
let me tell you why I love your drink.
they/he, the gay she
I want to think boneless couches are cool or whatever but the corduroy is hideous im sorry
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I want to think boneless couches are cool or whatever but the corduroy is hideous im sorry
11 years ago today. my fuckin. My fuckin 23rd birthday party
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
11 years ago today. my fuckin. My fuckin 23rd birthday party
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Hello! Annoying news! I’ve been informed by work that due to an investor delay I am not going to be paid on time. I need to pay my rent and internet/phone and eat, so if you can give me a hand, I can pay you back in the next few weeks when my pay shows up. Thanks!
PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hello! Annoying news! I’ve been informed by work that due to an investor delay I am not going to be paid on time. I need to pay my rent and internet/phone and eat, so if you can give me a hand, I can pay you back in the next few weeks when my pay shows up. Thanks!
PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
I’m sorry man, but the official Cursed Child account posting fun content of their current Harry wearing a literal dress is just like. So goddamn insulting all things considered lol
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m sorry man, but the official Cursed Child account posting fun content of their current Harry wearing a literal dress is just like. So goddamn insulting all things considered lol
you guys are so lucky I’m the Main Character at the Center of It All. It’s how we managed to get 4 botw era games.
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
you guys are so lucky I’m the Main Character at the Center of It All. It’s how we managed to get 4 botw era games.
the in-a-rush mommy uniform??? double hell
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
the in-a-rush mommy uniform??? double hell
it will always be crazy to me how pervert glasses got a rebrand. What an all American success story.
anyone will wear them now. they look flattering on nobody, used to get called “pedo glasses,” like how the fuck did they bounce back from that? who from Big Glasses gets a cut?
anyone will wear them now. they look flattering on nobody, used to get called “pedo glasses,” like how the fuck did they bounce back from that? who from Big Glasses gets a cut?
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
it will always be crazy to me how pervert glasses got a rebrand. What an all American success story.
anyone will wear them now. they look flattering on nobody, used to get called “pedo glasses,” like how the fuck did they bounce back from that? who from Big Glasses gets a cut?
anyone will wear them now. they look flattering on nobody, used to get called “pedo glasses,” like how the fuck did they bounce back from that? who from Big Glasses gets a cut?
I have the sudden need for a very very very small evergreen tree purchased from the floral department of a grocery store. You know what I mean. the foil wrapped on the plastic pot kind of shit
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I have the sudden need for a very very very small evergreen tree purchased from the floral department of a grocery store. You know what I mean. the foil wrapped on the plastic pot kind of shit
finally got around to watching the ballad of songbirds and snakes. yummy yummy yummy little tasty popcorn flick. zero surprises. like watching a mediocre drag show but where every song is a hit. Peter Dinklage’s version of Lorne Michaels? Phenomenal
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
finally got around to watching the ballad of songbirds and snakes. yummy yummy yummy little tasty popcorn flick. zero surprises. like watching a mediocre drag show but where every song is a hit. Peter Dinklage’s version of Lorne Michaels? Phenomenal
me and @coolguytim.bsky.social are gonna clean the fuck up financially as soon as he looks old enough to go full Santa
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
me and @coolguytim.bsky.social are gonna clean the fuck up financially as soon as he looks old enough to go full Santa
it’s weird as fuck being one of those people who is way better at 34 then they were at 24 tbh
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
it’s weird as fuck being one of those people who is way better at 34 then they were at 24 tbh
my birthday is being expanded for an additional 24 hours due to me having to work on my birthday. If you’re in like, stay in line
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
my birthday is being expanded for an additional 24 hours due to me having to work on my birthday. If you’re in like, stay in line
my favorite server painted my cat. here’s the painting and the reference photo- he’s a super cute nebby cat with very fluffy grey fur.
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
my favorite server painted my cat. here’s the painting and the reference photo- he’s a super cute nebby cat with very fluffy grey fur.
I’ve had one glass of cava so I need to let bluesky know
Jose Andres yells at the kitchen staff!!!
Jose Andres yells at the kitchen staff!!!
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I’ve had one glass of cava so I need to let bluesky know
Jose Andres yells at the kitchen staff!!!
Jose Andres yells at the kitchen staff!!!
This is not “Friendsgiving.”
This is Thanksgiving. You will not bring a dish. You will not wear your jammies. You will wear a nice shirt and go fuckin nuts for 9 to 14 insane vegan dishes all made from scratch.
This is Thanksgiving. You will not bring a dish. You will not wear your jammies. You will wear a nice shirt and go fuckin nuts for 9 to 14 insane vegan dishes all made from scratch.
ATTENTION CHICAGO: @evangaylion.bsky.social and I are doing our famous annual misfit Thanskgiving next week on Thursday. if you're a mutual of ours without plans and you want to come lemme know via DM! we have limited space but unlimited food and drinks
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is not “Friendsgiving.”
This is Thanksgiving. You will not bring a dish. You will not wear your jammies. You will wear a nice shirt and go fuckin nuts for 9 to 14 insane vegan dishes all made from scratch.
This is Thanksgiving. You will not bring a dish. You will not wear your jammies. You will wear a nice shirt and go fuckin nuts for 9 to 14 insane vegan dishes all made from scratch.
I am bartending in a suit tonight for it is my birth’d day
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I am bartending in a suit tonight for it is my birth’d day
I know a lot of people imagine themselves as rebels in The Hunger Games. Not me though. I’d be a really really popular socialite and never die and live to be like 119. I’d be one of the people who took the vomit pill to keep eating more tbh
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I know a lot of people imagine themselves as rebels in The Hunger Games. Not me though. I’d be a really really popular socialite and never die and live to be like 119. I’d be one of the people who took the vomit pill to keep eating more tbh
no words, really. Encountered so many of these types training as a birth doula Back In The Day. zero surprises.
This is classic conspirituality wellness grifter stuff. Deadly and thriving!
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
A year-long investigation reveals how mothers lost children after being radicalised by uplifting podcast tales of births without midwives or doctors
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
no words, really. Encountered so many of these types training as a birth doula Back In The Day. zero surprises.
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in many ways trump and zohran are the glinda and elphaba of our timeline
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
in many ways trump and zohran are the glinda and elphaba of our timeline
huh. well. I feel both very 34 and not 34 all at once tbh
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
huh. well. I feel both very 34 and not 34 all at once tbh
ok home from work and relaxed and I need to say, I was not prepared for that presser. I read so much commentary abt it on the way home but what the fuck lol
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
ok home from work and relaxed and I need to say, I was not prepared for that presser. I read so much commentary abt it on the way home but what the fuck lol
so as a lifelong camp counselor, here’s the thing,
If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
so as a lifelong camp counselor, here’s the thing,
@pftompkins.bsky.social I am once again humbly asking you to post “trans dudes rock” and join the Movement
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
@pftompkins.bsky.social I am once again humbly asking you to post “trans dudes rock” and join the Movement
“The wicked movie is not good” the wicked movie could be ariana grande clubbing baby seals and I’d still give her flowers
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“The wicked movie is not good” the wicked movie could be ariana grande clubbing baby seals and I’d still give her flowers
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GET IN FUCKING CITY HALL SHINJI
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
GET IN FUCKING CITY HALL SHINJI