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he/him. chicago. i am cool. i am handsome. i am both cool and handsome
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Rocko's Modern Life - Season 3 Episode 9 - Wacky Delly - Frame 348
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Incredible @matinastevis.bsky.social story about an asylum-seeker kept apart from her son and family as she ping-ponged back and forth between U.S. and Canadian immigration officials has a telling detail about ICE Air.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/w...
Screenshot of story text: “You need to go because you are American,” Rahel told him. “I will stay here because I am Eritrean.” She smiled weakly, trying to put on a brave face for him. “Remember, mommy is a fighter and she’s going to fight,” she said. Rahel was moved from one place to the next until eventually she boarded a plane, its destination unclear. She realized that, if there were an emergency, she would not be able to reach the oxygen mask with her shackled hands. She complained to an ICE officer. “Nothing we can do,” she said he told her. “These are the rules.” She couldn’t stop imagining that the cabin would experience air loss and she would die trying to reach her mask. When the plane landed, Rahel saw that another detainee had begun menstruating and blood had seeped through her clothes and onto her seat. She would remain like this, blood drenching her clothes, as she moved from the plane to buses and walked in front of dozens of officers. “How can this be happening in America?” Rahel thought.
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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brainnotonyet.bsky.social
Ice is gassing neighbors in St. Paul this morning g during a paramilitary fascist raid on the city.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
coolguytim.bsky.social
every time i see a groupon i have a war flashback to my first adult job writing the deal descriptions in 2011
wario64.bsky.social Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 16h
Nintendo Alarmo is $71.24 on Groupon w/ code BLACKFRIDAY (MSRP $109.99) buff.ly/rbhG95x #ad
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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mulchy.bsky.social
a lot of interesting tidbits in this story about rep. lauren underwood’s visit to the broadview ice jail.

as always, take everything dhs says with a grain of salt. but it sounds like the feds’ terror in chicago is far from over.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
The congresswoman told reporters she saw no detainees, despite ICE having processed some people in the Chicago area this weekend. The ICE acting director told Underwood the last time anyone stayed overnight at the facility was "a couple weeks ago." ICE officers told Underwood there were no detainees or staffers because they were "updating their systems and installing new security cameras." Underwood also staunchly warned that despite the departure of Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino from Chicago, targeted immigration operations in the area are not over. She also warned that staffing for Chicago-area ICE facilities is expected to triple within months — stemming from a $150 billion to $170 billion infusion of funding over four years to DHS from President Donald Trump's 2025 tax bill. Underwood said they are also pursuing contracts for temporary office space, potentially trailers near the Broadview facility. Underwood's office said the Broadview center will reportedly be used as a training facility for newly hired deportation officers. "That money is being spent here," Underwood said. "The staff footprint in this facility and Downtown, the Downtown processing center is slated to probably triple by January. ... They are increasing immigration enforcement at that rapid rate. The American people need to see what's happening in our community and the conditions under which people are being kept."
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
coolguytim.bsky.social
dwarf fortress music is so good that I’ve caught @evangaylion.bsky.social dancing to it
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
coolguytim.bsky.social
i'm already hungry for thanksgiving
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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lyndab08.bsky.social
Since Bovino left it seems every day or every other day I hear of someone abducted by ICE agents. It’s slower, less flashy, but still happening.
lyndab08.bsky.social Lynda Lopez @lyndab08.bsky.social · 1d
“Rey Wences, senior director of deportation defense at the Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights, noted that “abductions” continue happening “every day in both the city and the suburbs.”
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
coolguytim.bsky.social
Wario in pain indefinitely
mariobrothblog.bsky.social Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 2d
Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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evangaylion.bsky.social
me and @coolguytim.bsky.social are gonna clean the fuck up financially as soon as he looks old enough to go full Santa
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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evangaylion.bsky.social
This is not “Friendsgiving.”
This is Thanksgiving. You will not bring a dish. You will not wear your jammies. You will wear a nice shirt and go fuckin nuts for 9 to 14 insane vegan dishes all made from scratch.
coolguytim.bsky.social it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 3d
ATTENTION CHICAGO: @evangaylion.bsky.social and I are doing our famous annual misfit Thanskgiving next week on Thursday. if you're a mutual of ours without plans and you want to come lemme know via DM! we have limited space but unlimited food and drinks
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
coolguytim.bsky.social
owls are the cats of the sky
robertloerzel.bsky.social Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 3d
Snowy owls flying at dusk in Chicago
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
coolguytim.bsky.social
i was party to a years long inside joke in 2009 that stemmed from someone not knowing what felching was so this whole rfk jr olivia nuzzi saga is extra funny to me personally
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
coolguytim.bsky.social
ATTENTION CHICAGO: @evangaylion.bsky.social and I are doing our famous annual misfit Thanskgiving next week on Thursday. if you're a mutual of ours without plans and you want to come lemme know via DM! we have limited space but unlimited food and drinks
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Chicago
lake-michigan.live Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 3d
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
View looking east from the Skydeck at top of the Sears Tower towering over the Loop, Millenium Park, Chicago Harbor and Lake Michigan. // Image captured at: 2025-11-22 23:36:15 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Chicago: 47.85 F | 8.81 C // Precip: broken clouds // Wind: SSW at 13.802 mph | 22.21 kph // Humidity: 74%
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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turtles in time first shredder boss
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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help mahmoud and shahad!
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
coolguytim.bsky.social
everyone say happy birthday to the birthday boy
evangaylion.bsky.social leaux-vember 🎂 @evangaylion.bsky.social · 3d
I am bartending in a suit tonight for it is my birth’d day
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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you know that part in new vegas where you can get ceasar’s legion to retreat to the east and beat the game with a 100 speech check
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
coolguytim.bsky.social
i can't explain why but this is so dwarf fortress coded
ascalaphid.com ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 5d
brother rat
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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If you believe you have additional evidence of violent behavior from Timothy Donahue or Thomas Parsons, please feel free to send to us anonymously via email or Signal (unraveled.66)
unraveledpress.com unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 5d
NEW: Evanston has released video + reports surrounding a 10/31 incident where a CBP agent threatened to shoot people + another beat a handcuffed man.

We found some disturbing X posts from one of the feds, also seen in other viral videos. His name is Timothy Donahue, and it's now public record:
Identified: federal agents who pointed gun, punched detainee in Evanston
Unraveled has verified a hate speech-laden X account belonging to U.S. Border Patrol agent Timothy Donahue, who was seen in numerous viral videos during Operation Midway Blitz. He and another agent, T...
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November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
The WSJ used the words "anti woke crusader" in the second graf of an article to describe the new EIC of CBS News. A job that used to be important and serious has become a punchline. We have no real newspapers. Just a bunch of losers sucking each other off in a circle
karlbode.com Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 4d
"The hiring of a former opinion journalist with strong views on Israel and diversity, equity and inclusion"

get out of journalism, you're all fucking useless
‘I Wanna Blow This Up’: How Bari Weiss Is Trying to Overhaul CBS News
The new editor in chief is personally recruiting potential anchors, booking guests herself and asking staff what they do.
www.wsj.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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phosphorglow.bsky.social
what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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unraveledpress.com
While reporting this, we came across this ProPublica story from 2019 about a Border Patrol Facebook group.

Hardly any differences between this and other cop pages we've reported on. It's all the same dehumanization and racism, just different targets (w/ Chicago cops—usually it's Black people).
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM