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@coolguytim.bsky.social
he/him. chicago. i am cool. i am handsome. i am both cool and handsome
i have a package coming today from a "united delivery service." i've never heard of that company. how do i know it's not Longmont Potion Castle
January 30, 2026 at 8:16 PM
i have a package coming today from a "united delivery service." i've never heard of that company. how do i know it's not Longmont Potion Castle
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Uhhhh this file magically disappeared from the dump after being up for a while apparently
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Uhhhh this file magically disappeared from the dump after being up for a while apparently
aw man catherine o’hara :(
January 30, 2026 at 6:13 PM
aw man catherine o’hara :(
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There are certain people on this site (and in the halls of congress) who think everything is a distraction instead of understanding the federal government is very big and powerful and can do lots of (evil) things at once. There are no distractions just omnibattle
Seeing some replies about how the arrests of Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are distractions, but targeting journalists is straight out of the fascism playbook. It's not to distract from other issues -- the regime wants to chill critical coverage because they know they're unpopular.
January 30, 2026 at 3:54 PM
There are certain people on this site (and in the halls of congress) who think everything is a distraction instead of understanding the federal government is very big and powerful and can do lots of (evil) things at once. There are no distractions just omnibattle
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debra messy!! has anyone ever called her this?? copyright tim
January 30, 2026 at 3:45 PM
debra messy!! has anyone ever called her this?? copyright tim
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I can't believe I'm writing this but: free Don Lemon.
January 30, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I can't believe I'm writing this but: free Don Lemon.
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I know this is not the important thing but "Barton Swaim" is absolutely the name of the guy who writes this op ed for the evil banker opinion page
January 30, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I know this is not the important thing but "Barton Swaim" is absolutely the name of the guy who writes this op ed for the evil banker opinion page
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if they're making an example out of a liberal as milquetoast as don lemon u should prob think more about what's necessary
the White House's official X account gloats over the arrest of Don Lemon with a chains emoji
January 30, 2026 at 3:20 PM
if they're making an example out of a liberal as milquetoast as don lemon u should prob think more about what's necessary
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Stop funding the "federal government"
the White House's official X account gloats over the arrest of Don Lemon with a chains emoji
January 30, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Stop funding the "federal government"
surreal: I just got served an Instagram ad with my face on it
January 30, 2026 at 12:36 AM
surreal: I just got served an Instagram ad with my face on it
this is what a hero looks like
January 29, 2026 at 10:30 PM
this is what a hero looks like
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They can kill and steal stuff now with no repercussions. This country is cooked. Our leadership doesn't care
🚨"They're stealing the car!"
As Tom Homan vows "safer" ICE operations, ICE rammed into a driver's car in Minneapolis—in front of an elementary school—then chased him. After failing to catch him—they stole his car. "Back up before I f*cking spray you!" ICE yelled at observers ⬇️
As Tom Homan vows "safer" ICE operations, ICE rammed into a driver's car in Minneapolis—in front of an elementary school—then chased him. After failing to catch him—they stole his car. "Back up before I f*cking spray you!" ICE yelled at observers ⬇️
January 29, 2026 at 10:02 PM
They can kill and steal stuff now with no repercussions. This country is cooked. Our leadership doesn't care
the alex pretti stuff is so ridiculous. i don't give a fuck he kicked a car or spit on someone. ice murders people! spit is too good for them
January 29, 2026 at 9:14 PM
the alex pretti stuff is so ridiculous. i don't give a fuck he kicked a car or spit on someone. ice murders people! spit is too good for them
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The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
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Federal agents teargassed a school and a Halloween parade in my city, among so many other violent things
Gov. Landry: "I like to ask Democrats if they like their communities to be dangerous or safe. Do they want their children to be able to walk to school or do they want to worry if they send them on the sidewalks, that unfortunate violent things are going to happen to them?"
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Federal agents teargassed a school and a Halloween parade in my city, among so many other violent things
(talking on intercom) hi i have a pizza here for... luigi mangione. also he's needed in the pizza van immediately
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York by claiming to be an FBI agent with a court order to release him, authorities said
Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York, law enforcement sources told ABC News.
abcnews.go.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:16 PM
(talking on intercom) hi i have a pizza here for... luigi mangione. also he's needed in the pizza van immediately
they made getty stock videos: the show
You don't have the be an avowed AI hater to be impressed without lifeless and unwatchable this is.
January 29, 2026 at 8:01 PM
they made getty stock videos: the show
wow finally someone found a way to turn Breath of the Wild into Enshrouded
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
January 29, 2026 at 5:58 PM
wow finally someone found a way to turn Breath of the Wild into Enshrouded
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My dad was the PC specialist at the college in my hometown for my entire life until he retired a few years ago and he just told me he’s running Ubuntu, it’s over
scoop: Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in Windows. The head of Windows tells me Microsoft will focus on "addressing pain points we hear consistently from customers." Full details in my Notepad newsletter this week, gift link here 👇 tinyurl.com/win11trust
Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in Windows
2026 is all about improving Windows
tinyurl.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:40 PM
My dad was the PC specialist at the college in my hometown for my entire life until he retired a few years ago and he just told me he’s running Ubuntu, it’s over
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evil alternate universe mcelroy brother
January 29, 2026 at 4:40 PM
evil alternate universe mcelroy brother
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Obama put a medal on this Nazi AFTER he started calling for families to be separated by ICE.
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Obama put a medal on this Nazi AFTER he started calling for families to be separated by ICE.
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this is bad for lots of reasons, but not least--why the fuck are the federal bureau of prisons agents doing this work?
abolitionists are once again right: what we are experiencing now is a direct result of the carceralization of the nation--the whole fucking country is a prison now
abolitionists are once again right: what we are experiencing now is a direct result of the carceralization of the nation--the whole fucking country is a prison now
We’re just not a free country.
Any American watching this play out between regime forces and journalists overseas would recognize it for what it is.
Any American watching this play out between regime forces and journalists overseas would recognize it for what it is.
January 29, 2026 at 2:04 PM
this is bad for lots of reasons, but not least--why the fuck are the federal bureau of prisons agents doing this work?
abolitionists are once again right: what we are experiencing now is a direct result of the carceralization of the nation--the whole fucking country is a prison now
abolitionists are once again right: what we are experiencing now is a direct result of the carceralization of the nation--the whole fucking country is a prison now
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We have an unprecedented moment of solidarity between leftists, liberal, centrists, and even non-MAGA Republicans on opposing DHS and after like 3 days Dems completely folded their hand and are prepared to give ICE $10 billion more if they pinky promise to behave themselves
Chuck Schumer just announced demands on DHS to avoid shutdown:
1. End roving patrols, tighten rules on warrants
2. Enforce accountability & unified code of conduct for agents
3. No more masks & require bodycams
There are *already* standards on much of this.
The issue is DHS isn't following them!
1. End roving patrols, tighten rules on warrants
2. Enforce accountability & unified code of conduct for agents
3. No more masks & require bodycams
There are *already* standards on much of this.
The issue is DHS isn't following them!
January 29, 2026 at 4:43 AM
We have an unprecedented moment of solidarity between leftists, liberal, centrists, and even non-MAGA Republicans on opposing DHS and after like 3 days Dems completely folded their hand and are prepared to give ICE $10 billion more if they pinky promise to behave themselves