it's me
@coolguytim.bsky.social
he/him. chicago. i am cool. i am handsome. i am both cool and handsome
so close yet so far
February 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
so close yet so far
maybe the reporter wasn't hungry
February 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
maybe the reporter wasn't hungry
weirdly enough i actually remember what libertarians were saying about trump in october 2016. i spoke with a number of them at a protest for gary johnson outside of the Commission on Presidential Debates office in D.C.
the vibe was mostly "this guy has no chance" mixed with some "i'm not worried"
the vibe was mostly "this guy has no chance" mixed with some "i'm not worried"
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
weirdly enough i actually remember what libertarians were saying about trump in october 2016. i spoke with a number of them at a protest for gary johnson outside of the Commission on Presidential Debates office in D.C.
the vibe was mostly "this guy has no chance" mixed with some "i'm not worried"
the vibe was mostly "this guy has no chance" mixed with some "i'm not worried"
it’s not true but I’m sure you could convince someone that munting and mogging are their names
February 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
it’s not true but I’m sure you could convince someone that munting and mogging are their names
caricature art from the 18th century was wild. look at the dude in the back presenting his titties
February 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
caricature art from the 18th century was wild. look at the dude in the back presenting his titties
there were some early signs
February 5, 2026 at 4:15 PM
there were some early signs
me and my tennis gang rolling up to the tennis court to tennis smash our tennis opponents
February 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
me and my tennis gang rolling up to the tennis court to tennis smash our tennis opponents
i have a package coming today from a "united delivery service." i've never heard of that company. how do i know it's not Longmont Potion Castle
January 30, 2026 at 8:16 PM
i have a package coming today from a "united delivery service." i've never heard of that company. how do i know it's not Longmont Potion Castle
this is what a hero looks like
January 29, 2026 at 10:30 PM
this is what a hero looks like
we need them now more than ever
January 29, 2026 at 8:38 PM
we need them now more than ever
PHX: Your Adventure Tarts Now
January 26, 2026 at 11:52 PM
PHX: Your Adventure Tarts Now
what the hell is this
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
what the hell is this
rest in peace dilert (dilbert pictured here next to fan)
January 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
rest in peace dilert (dilbert pictured here next to fan)
btw this wasn't actually the "cool" del taco in st. louis. the "cool" one was this one near st. louis university (pretty sure they tore it down a long long long time ago)
January 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
btw this wasn't actually the "cool" del taco in st. louis. the "cool" one was this one near st. louis university (pretty sure they tore it down a long long long time ago)
if you don't know about the giant amoco sign, this is what i mean
January 11, 2026 at 12:56 AM
if you don't know about the giant amoco sign, this is what i mean
pretty sure this is an illegally modified garfield a la the recent post from @mariobrothblog.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
pretty sure this is an illegally modified garfield a la the recent post from @mariobrothblog.bsky.social
"Diddy is fighting Donkey!"
January 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
"Diddy is fighting Donkey!"
I showed this to @evangaylion.bsky.social and they request your presence immediately
January 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I showed this to @evangaylion.bsky.social and they request your presence immediately
nobody can see the immoral purchase I made because of this paper bag. why, it could well be anything in there! especially if a straw was sticking out
December 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
nobody can see the immoral purchase I made because of this paper bag. why, it could well be anything in there! especially if a straw was sticking out
picked up a good bottle to toast the new year at midnight
December 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
picked up a good bottle to toast the new year at midnight
remember Michael Buffer, the Let’s Get Ready to Rumble guy? he’s back, in deodorant form!
December 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
remember Michael Buffer, the Let’s Get Ready to Rumble guy? he’s back, in deodorant form!
everyone is gambling lol
December 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
everyone is gambling lol
everyone look at my gay elf husband @evangaylion.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
everyone look at my gay elf husband @evangaylion.bsky.social