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doctorised hyperdilettante | sorceress of matdjqchiqqcchhkk (“magic”) | fan of king monkey | girl, trans type | 39 | member of the least understandable, least relatable poster hall of fame | most bisexual trans girl on bluesky | 🦔 <- look at this cutie
must… resist… changing my voice… to a mae west impression 😰
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
must… resist… changing my voice… to a mae west impression 😰
love to be on the precipice ‘twixt heaven and hell
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
love to be on the precipice ‘twixt heaven and hell
one of the minor beauties of bluesky is watching a lowbie acting seemingly normal but giving off vibes of early stage poster’s madness. like, they’ll be fine as long as they never get big, but you can see the shape of their downfall should they ever fly too close to the sun.
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
one of the minor beauties of bluesky is watching a lowbie acting seemingly normal but giving off vibes of early stage poster’s madness. like, they’ll be fine as long as they never get big, but you can see the shape of their downfall should they ever fly too close to the sun.
oh you don’t like my pitch for a project management movie? yet you like heist movies? curious
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
oh you don’t like my pitch for a project management movie? yet you like heist movies? curious
apparently Mae West was a pioneer of being transvestigated lol
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
apparently Mae West was a pioneer of being transvestigated lol
consciousness slop, that can’t be horrifying at all
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
consciousness slop, that can’t be horrifying at all
you know, for someone born in 1893, Mae West seemed cool as hell
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
you know, for someone born in 1893, Mae West seemed cool as hell
day seventeen. uggggghh. UGGGGHH. AAAAAAHHHHH! i sat, but that’s all.
so a few months ago i decided i would do a magical working of meditating for an hour a day until my 40th birthday, starting tomorrow for obscure reasons. wish me luck on the “sit there and do nothing working”! i’m going to struggle a lot!
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
day seventeen. uggggghh. UGGGGHH. AAAAAAHHHHH! i sat, but that’s all.
those damn scientists asked if they *could* build the value extractor, but they never asked if they *should*!
wait, i mean the rentiers
wait, i mean the rentiers
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
those damn scientists asked if they *could* build the value extractor, but they never asked if they *should*!
wait, i mean the rentiers
wait, i mean the rentiers
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Earn Money While You Lose!
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Earn Money While You Lose!
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November 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
💸🤑
Earn Money While You Lose!
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Earn Money While You Lose!
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what is even the point of playing modern AAA games? like, have you ever played old AAA games? they have a lot fewer gambling addictions built into them
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
what is even the point of playing modern AAA games? like, have you ever played old AAA games? they have a lot fewer gambling addictions built into them
i’ve just been reminded that Mae West existed and i think i hauve covid
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
i’ve just been reminded that Mae West existed and i think i hauve covid
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would be an iconic age gap couple in a rom com
i just had a vision of an exquisitely discordant performance pairing that i would do a number of grave and terrible things to see
glenn close and vera drew
glenn close and vera drew
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
would be an iconic age gap couple in a rom com
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Seconded
australians don’t call progesterone “proggo” but i think we should start
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Seconded
day sixteen done, and that was the hardest sit of my life. lots of physical discomfort, sleepiness, hunger, impatience. the closest i’ve come so far to giving up midway. finished, though.
so a few months ago i decided i would do a magical working of meditating for an hour a day until my 40th birthday, starting tomorrow for obscure reasons. wish me luck on the “sit there and do nothing working”! i’m going to struggle a lot!
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
day sixteen done, and that was the hardest sit of my life. lots of physical discomfort, sleepiness, hunger, impatience. the closest i’ve come so far to giving up midway. finished, though.
it’s a tragic flaw of mine that i am far more open to religious instruction from well-documented fuck ups than from mythological perfect beings
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
it’s a tragic flaw of mine that i am far more open to religious instruction from well-documented fuck ups than from mythological perfect beings
this is also because the clients are too impatient to wait and too incurious to appreciate the difference between expert advice and a fresh grad’s hot reckon
Sometimes I think about the incomprehensible scale of devastation consulting companies wreak simply bcuz they're too cheap to hire advisors with in-depth knowledge & life experience, instead preferring children too green to even know not to work 100 hours a week to advise literal countries on policy
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
this is also because the clients are too impatient to wait and too incurious to appreciate the difference between expert advice and a fresh grad’s hot reckon
once i get bored of some kind of food, my brain stops recognising it as food, which is very inconvenient when i am halfway through chewing it
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
once i get bored of some kind of food, my brain stops recognising it as food, which is very inconvenient when i am halfway through chewing it
australians don’t call progesterone “proggo” but i think we should start
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
australians don’t call progesterone “proggo” but i think we should start
making up a mad guy to get at
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 AM
making up a mad guy to get at
you know, decades of total repression as my sole emotional regulation tactic feels like a mistake now that i feel emotions again
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
you know, decades of total repression as my sole emotional regulation tactic feels like a mistake now that i feel emotions again
i just had a vision of an exquisitely discordant performance pairing that i would do a number of grave and terrible things to see
glenn close and vera drew
glenn close and vera drew
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
i just had a vision of an exquisitely discordant performance pairing that i would do a number of grave and terrible things to see
glenn close and vera drew
glenn close and vera drew
whenever cis people describe a man as looking androgynous, an evil part of my brain automatically spots every feature that would be torn apart by those same people as not feminine enough if the subject ever transitioned
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
whenever cis people describe a man as looking androgynous, an evil part of my brain automatically spots every feature that would be torn apart by those same people as not feminine enough if the subject ever transitioned
you never have to watch rocky horror with cis people again if you insist on making it a double feature with the silence of the lambs 😇
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
you never have to watch rocky horror with cis people again if you insist on making it a double feature with the silence of the lambs 😇
if learning the entirety of your musical tastes wouldn’t make everyone else wonder what the fuck is wrong with you, then what the fuck is wrong with you?
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
if learning the entirety of your musical tastes wouldn’t make everyone else wonder what the fuck is wrong with you, then what the fuck is wrong with you?