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the start of basketball season will fix everything
slugworlds.bsky.social
like i cant tell if i have a kind of light sensitivity thats the inverse of how light sensitivity typically manifests or if its just another thing where my preferences are just hopelessly misaligned with the majority of people
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Yeah thats what everyone else has. IM THE NORMAL ONE
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i realize im supposed to think the orange 2 watt bulb is comfy and relaxing. but like i. cant fucking see man! its all blurry shadows! this is good to you?
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i just feel like theres this baseline "what i perceive as a normal amount of light needed to comfortably perceive the world around me is near universally understood as harsh and uncomfortable by everyone else"
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it makes me feel so fucking nuts how dark everyone wants every room to be all the time. like to the point where i wonder if my eyes have like a fundamentally weaker "brightness setting" than everyone elses
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junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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dream project would be a video with a bunch of person on the street interviews where they each say a "we need a president who..." tweet
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long overdue for this frankly
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azureemeraldempire.bsky.social
We need a president who plays a song on repeat really loud and then runs outside to take a phone call and doesn’t come back as the song continues to play over and over again
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wanda.bsky.social
I’m not going to Mastodon lol. I would be better off carving my posts into a tree stump. Follow me at The Stump
slugworlds.bsky.social
have only done two big drives through the "big west" but they really drove home how america is an otherworldly beautiful place thats been cursed by evil freaks
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feel like the peace sign is so good as a lighter but cheekier middle finger variant
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kid crying at christmas when they open a "darval" action figure from grandparents
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little league coach whos only advice is always to "be an animal out there"
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ive maxed out the number of freaks i can keep track of. the human brain probably only evolved to keep track of like a dozen individual freaks tops
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and whats wrong with that?
mobydickatsea.bsky.social
American whale draughtsmen seem entirely content with presenting the mechanical outline of things, such as the vacant profile of the whale
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person who follows this account and gets obsessed with this weirdly lit gazebo they post every day and makes a thousand mile pilgrimage to it. couldnt be me...
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Current* conditions near Geneva, OH:
View looking NE from the Geneva-on-the-Lake Convention Center with Lake Erie in the distance. // Image captured at: 2025-10-10 06:54:14 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Geneva: 39.68 F | 4.27 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: SSE at 12.885 mph | 20.73 kph // Humidity: 92%
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we watched 'the santa clause' a million times when i was a kid and one thing thats stuck with me is to say "there were dogs barking, guns going off..." to describe a general ruckus
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yeah im so checked out i dont even read spoilers anymore but even ive heard its bad
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walking down to breakfast and seeing this and knowing im going to have a Perfect Day
roadside.xor.blue
breakfast appetizers, kutsher's, thompson, new york, 1977
breakfast appetizers, kutsher's, thompson, new york, 1977
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ok so the deal is that magic the gathering (terminally fortnitified) got the license to make a tournament legal spiderman set but the license doesn't cover digital products so they need to make a functionally equivalent but non-spiderman themed set specifically for online play
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xoayquanh.bsky.social
Radically pro rape administration at all levels
donmoyn.bsky.social
"30-year-old conservative lawyer and activist who is Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel, which deals with federal employee whistleblower complaints and discrimination" cancelled his colleague's hotel room so she would be forced to stay with him.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
In late July, Paul Ingrassia, the White House liaison for the Department of Homeland Security, arrived at a Ritz-Carlton in Orlando with a lower-ranking female colleague and others from their department. When the group reached the front desk, the woman learned she didn’t have a hotel room.

Ingrassia then informed her that she would be staying with him, according to five administration officials familiar with the episode. Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him, three of those officials said.