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Fart Vision
@slugworlds.bsky.social
· Oct 4
the start of basketball season will fix everything
zoom meeting with all the creatures of the forest
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
zoom meeting with all the creatures of the forest
burger opera with a burger on a greek column pedestal
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
burger opera with a burger on a greek column pedestal
baseball closer nicknamed 'Dr. Demento' who has wacky scientist hair and shouts "Eureka!" when he strikes someone out
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
baseball closer nicknamed 'Dr. Demento' who has wacky scientist hair and shouts "Eureka!" when he strikes someone out
every city should have one single sports team with a yearly fixed roster. so like eg the yankees nets and giants have to field like a 20 person roster with people who have to do it all
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
every city should have one single sports team with a yearly fixed roster. so like eg the yankees nets and giants have to field like a 20 person roster with people who have to do it all
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there should be a holiday where you just eat a big meal with your family for people who get too stressed out by friendsgiving
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
there should be a holiday where you just eat a big meal with your family for people who get too stressed out by friendsgiving
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Must be the big star about to fall, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Must be the big star about to fall, Charlie Brown
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(obama voice) we muted some folks
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
(obama voice) we muted some folks
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actually, being a raving snarling animal backed into a corner makes me more attractive
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
actually, being a raving snarling animal backed into a corner makes me more attractive
lmao!!
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
lmao!!
feel like something most people are not really taught at all in undergrad is when you actually need to cite something and what citation means, especially in stem
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
feel like something most people are not really taught at all in undergrad is when you actually need to cite something and what citation means, especially in stem
if your emperor doesn't pretend to idly conduct their chamber musicians with a poultry drumstick during feasts then theyre washed
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
if your emperor doesn't pretend to idly conduct their chamber musicians with a poultry drumstick during feasts then theyre washed
fantasy protagonist to dying mentor: "we need to get you back to the wizard. i bet he can save you. it's only a three day walk... lets get you on your feet.."
mentor: "and so I... depart the stage... here. take this..." (he produces his prized burger from his pouch)
protag: "NO!"
mentor: "and so I... depart the stage... here. take this..." (he produces his prized burger from his pouch)
protag: "NO!"
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
fantasy protagonist to dying mentor: "we need to get you back to the wizard. i bet he can save you. it's only a three day walk... lets get you on your feet.."
mentor: "and so I... depart the stage... here. take this..." (he produces his prized burger from his pouch)
protag: "NO!"
mentor: "and so I... depart the stage... here. take this..." (he produces his prized burger from his pouch)
protag: "NO!"
this is an exact description of cugel
if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
this is an exact description of cugel
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if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
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people need to stop asking me about 'the lore behind' shit. I was trying to live my god damn life! thats the lore
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
people need to stop asking me about 'the lore behind' shit. I was trying to live my god damn life! thats the lore
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the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
history channel special interviewing octagenarian burger war vets:
"I was in company B14, they called us the 'quarter pounders', I remember that april, april '44, when we got to the first burger stand in that little french town" (black & white still of mcdonalds surrounded by military half tracks)
"I was in company B14, they called us the 'quarter pounders', I remember that april, april '44, when we got to the first burger stand in that little french town" (black & white still of mcdonalds surrounded by military half tracks)
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
history channel special interviewing octagenarian burger war vets:
"I was in company B14, they called us the 'quarter pounders', I remember that april, april '44, when we got to the first burger stand in that little french town" (black & white still of mcdonalds surrounded by military half tracks)
"I was in company B14, they called us the 'quarter pounders', I remember that april, april '44, when we got to the first burger stand in that little french town" (black & white still of mcdonalds surrounded by military half tracks)
wheres my cut? more like old asshole audley
I hear how old rich Audley is lately dead, and left a very great estate, and made a great many poor familys rich, not all to one. Among others, one Davis, my old schoolfellow at Paul’s, and since a bookseller in Paul’s Church Yard.
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wheres my cut? more like old asshole audley
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You only have disambiguated power. Get out of my sight
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM
You only have disambiguated power. Get out of my sight
forcing the football team to play with a wrapped big mac instead of a ball
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
forcing the football team to play with a wrapped big mac instead of a ball
according to bref there has been a pitcher with the nickname 'bulldog' in major league baseball every decade from the 60s to the 2020s. however, there are no more active bulldogs. it is critical that we develop a new bulldog soon...
www.baseball-reference.com/search/searc...
www.baseball-reference.com/search/searc...
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 AM
according to bref there has been a pitcher with the nickname 'bulldog' in major league baseball every decade from the 60s to the 2020s. however, there are no more active bulldogs. it is critical that we develop a new bulldog soon...
www.baseball-reference.com/search/searc...
www.baseball-reference.com/search/searc...
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Tonight was a fable worthy of Aesop himself
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Tonight was a fable worthy of Aesop himself
pear sodas great though
rare L from the armenian store (barberry soda that tastes like red cough medicine)
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
pear sodas great though