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Bari Weiss, responding to the haters: I can't help but notice. Even my critics admit I'm useful, in addition to being an idiot
January 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Bari Weiss, responding to the haters: I can't help but notice. Even my critics admit I'm useful, in addition to being an idiot
January 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
this is doing nothing to fight the stereotype that a glass of whole milk is for Hills Have Eyes style whites
January 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
this is doing nothing to fight the stereotype that a glass of whole milk is for Hills Have Eyes style whites
my team is looking into it. they're not sure if anti-fraud law is still on the books
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
my team is looking into it. they're not sure if anti-fraud law is still on the books
my eight-year-old said anyone could spin up a donation page for the ICE agent who shattered his assbone with that hilarious spill. Explain that it's not on GoFundMe because of wokeness. Then you could buy a BMW X5 Competition. I had to explain that's probably illegal. And that car seems a bit much
January 12, 2026 at 3:12 PM
my eight-year-old said anyone could spin up a donation page for the ICE agent who shattered his assbone with that hilarious spill. Explain that it's not on GoFundMe because of wokeness. Then you could buy a BMW X5 Competition. I had to explain that's probably illegal. And that car seems a bit much
great way to overdose on microplastics. I'm trying to optimize here
January 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
great way to overdose on microplastics. I'm trying to optimize here
it keeps clogging. the plumber says it's "foreshadowing" whatever that means
January 12, 2026 at 3:04 PM
it keeps clogging. the plumber says it's "foreshadowing" whatever that means
that field trip to the Wonka factory would've gone a little differently if Kyle was there
January 12, 2026 at 3:02 PM
that field trip to the Wonka factory would've gone a little differently if Kyle was there
my resolution to only follow health advice from some fat American kid who's famous for getting away with two murders is already proving to be expensive. I have to outfit the entire apartment with gay-proof water filters and figure out how to install a tallow spigot
January 12, 2026 at 2:50 PM
my resolution to only follow health advice from some fat American kid who's famous for getting away with two murders is already proving to be expensive. I have to outfit the entire apartment with gay-proof water filters and figure out how to install a tallow spigot
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These are the sorts of things local authorities could be enforcing to get ICE out but aren’t, these are unequivocal public safety violations & with the mass of surveillance LP readers we already know where they are!
(Post is from a month ago to illustrate this isn’t even a new thing)
(Post is from a month ago to illustrate this isn’t even a new thing)
January 12, 2026 at 1:52 PM
These are the sorts of things local authorities could be enforcing to get ICE out but aren’t, these are unequivocal public safety violations & with the mass of surveillance LP readers we already know where they are!
(Post is from a month ago to illustrate this isn’t even a new thing)
(Post is from a month ago to illustrate this isn’t even a new thing)
Democrat meeting the moment: Now, more than ever, we need to show ICE agents more PowerPoints before they go out to hunt people. Please give me five dollars. Every little bit helps.
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Democrat meeting the moment: Now, more than ever, we need to show ICE agents more PowerPoints before they go out to hunt people. Please give me five dollars. Every little bit helps.
Bill Ackman's latest actions have me wondering if he ever actually cared about New York City or fighting antisemitism in the first place
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Bill Ackman's latest actions have me wondering if he ever actually cared about New York City or fighting antisemitism in the first place
You don't need to apologize for smelling like 80/20 ground beef anymore.
January 12, 2026 at 12:55 PM
You don't need to apologize for smelling like 80/20 ground beef anymore.
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Bill Ackman has now confirmed what I first reported yesterday morning, that he donated $10K to the GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross, in a tweet.
January 12, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Bill Ackman has now confirmed what I first reported yesterday morning, that he donated $10K to the GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross, in a tweet.
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You can say Merry Protein again
January 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
You can say Merry Protein again
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"Republican Banker Has More Balls Than Democratic Congressional Leadership"
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
"Republican Banker Has More Balls Than Democratic Congressional Leadership"
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If you bet on Golden Globes Best Podcast Winner on Polymarket you should not be able to drive a car for five years
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
If you bet on Golden Globes Best Podcast Winner on Polymarket you should not be able to drive a car for five years
in another time you can easily imagine RFK Jr. on the television explaining how you have to continue smoking cigarettes, because studies show those who quit end up hating War
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
in another time you can easily imagine RFK Jr. on the television explaining how you have to continue smoking cigarettes, because studies show those who quit end up hating War
insecure Austin-based comedian trying to figure out if it's ok to have morals yet: well what did Joe say? does he think this is bad?
January 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
insecure Austin-based comedian trying to figure out if it's ok to have morals yet: well what did Joe say? does he think this is bad?
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Reality and Fiction: Who's to Say Which is Accurate?
The shooting of Renée Good was documented from different angles. Video taken before, during and after the gunshots became ubiquitous online in the days since she was killed.
The perspectives of two congressmen reflect the divides over what happened.
The perspectives of two congressmen reflect the divides over what happened.
Two congressmen watched an ICE shooting video. Only one is sure of what he saw.
Two Congressmen had different perceptions of the same footage showing a deadly Minneapolis shooting.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Reality and Fiction: Who's to Say Which is Accurate?
scored five goals in two matches today. HBO and Netflix are in a bidding war for who will tell this story. I don't really care who gets the project, but I know Scarlett Johansson has to play me
January 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
scored five goals in two matches today. HBO and Netflix are in a bidding war for who will tell this story. I don't really care who gets the project, but I know Scarlett Johansson has to play me
almost everyone I know uses the bathroom. and pretty much no one *chooses* to go to the bathroom outside. this is a great idea
Mayor Zohran Mamdani and City Council Speaker Julie Menin on Saturday announced an initiative to install more public bathrooms across the city.
January 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
almost everyone I know uses the bathroom. and pretty much no one *chooses* to go to the bathroom outside. this is a great idea
The American people must exercise caution. The secret police are angry, scared, and many of them just growled and then called ICE when they competed on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Whatever weapon you give them, they will point it at a civilian's face. What other job could they even do?
January 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
The American people must exercise caution. The secret police are angry, scared, and many of them just growled and then called ICE when they competed on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Whatever weapon you give them, they will point it at a civilian's face. What other job could they even do?