Ashwin Rodrigues
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Ashwin Rodrigues
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He kind looks like Jon Voight wearing an extra Jon Voight
when the tryptophan hits
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
many people told me I'd regret ironically getting the Mar-A-Lago face surgeries. But my response remains the same: a series of smacking sounds and whistles as I attempt to get my new attachments to understand commands
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
How about less pie takes and more pie gives (acts of charity)
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
there is an incredible amount of racism towards Indians on the computer. tremendous amounts. but I also think some people think it's racist to say "Indian." like how some people miss a step when they say "Black" or "Mexican"
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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At least one of these anonymous coworkers sounds strikingly intelligent and well-dressed.
Elon Musk claims Grok's "epic vulgar roasts" can "make people really laugh at a party" so I took him up on it and used my coworkers as guinea pigs: www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Elon Musk Said Grok’s Roasts Would Be ‘Epic’ at Parties—So I Tried It on My Coworkers
It went about as well as you’d expect.
www.wired.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Visited my hometown gym only to find it’s been overrun with Yakubian broccoliheads. One trusted me enough to spot him. They’re not so different than you or me.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Everyone should read this story.

www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
psychologist: and do you still think the internet unlocks a world of creative possibility? or is it sanding down your brain, to the point where you rely on a handful of phrases to communicate

patient: it could. but I'm built different

psychologist: so you admit it can happen

patient: skill issue
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
achieving liftoff
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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wrote about the "hemp ban" that Congress snuck into the government-reopening bill, the impact it's already having on angry farmers and brewers and small-biz owners across the country, the misconceptions around the plant, and the lobbies that agitated for this crackdown: slate.com/business/202...
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
we simply cannot figure out why so many people consider members of the media to be narcissistic low integrity jerkoffs
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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fascinating to frame this as pro Israel and not anti international law
Zohran Mamdani chastised a Manhattan synagogue that hosted an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories. His stance further tested his strained relationship with pro-Israel Jews in New York.
Mamdani Response to Protest Inflames Tensions with Jewish Leaders
The mayor-elect chastised a synagogue that hosted an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories. His stance further tested his strained relationship with pro-Israel Jews.
nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
boyfriendly spaces? like the furniture section of TJ Maxx where we sit and wait?
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
A mysterious monk appears in front of a car owner. He asks them to imagine a headlight that offered maximum visibility—but your vision came at the expense of others. The car owner starts pressing the monk's nose like it's a "Buy Now" button. Then they open up a customer service chat with DoorDash
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
what's really funny about this nonsensical little speech, aside from the huge scoop that Alan Dershowitz is charismatic, is that the camera pans out and Weiss is sitting next to Ben Shapiro
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
A free Chotiner exclusive, and it’s all happening on X? What else was Linda Yaccarino right about? Hot dog?
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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"Our guy has the leather jacket. The comparison is preposterous and quite frankly offensive."
it's happening dot gif
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
that former Obama speechwriter should try a "uhh let me be clear" bit if she does an interview with Isaac Chotiner. could be endearing
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
they never thinly veil any good stuff. it's always some bullshit
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
if a guy said Exxon makes Lil Wayne drink gasoline and that's why his music is bad now, you might be like, "well I hate Exxon and love Lil Wayne, but I don't think that's true." But the first guy would go "Everybody, look! This guy hates Lil Wayne! He wants to marry Exxon!" this is the RFK maneuver
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
one of RFK Jr.'s main beefs seem to be that people involved with medicine sometimes materially benefit from their findings, but when his friends sell things like mercury eye drops or chakra-blasting lead pills, they are simply asked to get off the Walmart PA system
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
absolutely sickened to find out an Indian guy has been running my X account
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Cops are great

🎁🔗: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/n...
The Times identified 120+ instances in which guards were described as having punched, kicked or stomped on inmates, smashed their fingers in cell doors, held their legs apart and struck their genitals with batons, and even waterboarded them — all while they were handcuffed or otherwise restrained.
Restrained, Beaten, Asphyxiated: New York Prison Guards’ Brutality Grows
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So you honestly think there’s *nothing* to be learned from Enron’s innovative accounting methods? Yet you believe in every L there’s a lesson?
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM