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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · Apr 24
this is your semi-regular reminder to check out my book if you're interested in existential howls from the depths of masculinity's prison

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THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 17h
Experience Dragonetti: Live
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 18h
yes, I'm the guy in the top half of the "hello, human resources?!" comic. yes, I'm evil.
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 19h
take 200mg of pussy and call me in the morning
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 20h
feeling a bit more musician than author these days (I'm barely either)
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 21h
seeing my good pal Crispin Glover later this evening
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 1d
legal disclaimer: everything posted on this account isn't real and is a bunch of bullshit
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 1d
do you think Tony would have discreetly been cranking it out of frame if he did telehealth appointments with Melfi?
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 1d
first of all, you're a scallywag and I don't respect that
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 1d
so the C turned express 2 stops before mine which made me get off. then the A came which goes express. that turned into a local train so I had to get on it. this could have all been avoided if everyone stuck to their original roles
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 1d
I heard about the break up. I'm so sorry to hear that. I've got two 20 minute blocks later this evening to choose from depending on your availability
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 2d
I understand you're not exactly the sharpest spoon in the shed
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 2d
I sent the crying laughing emoji because I want to fuck you. I didn't even crack a smile
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 2d
it's called a gangbang because these guys took the oath of omerta
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 2d
stop right there! I'm monitoring you for quality
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 2d
I think I'm writing a novel of monologues
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 2d
have you gotten mad at an inanimate object today?
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 3d
I'm at my most productive writing when I'm insanely angry
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 3d
I'm making a movie composed of only unnecessary sex scenes that don't forward the plot
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 3d
gotta be difficult, huh
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 3d
the goal of the UX industry is to better facilitate everyone getting stupider and lazier every single day
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 4d
you fool! you can't escape subjectivity
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 4d
it's funny, but I forget to live sometimes
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 4d
alright, make me a killer
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 4d
marketing strategy fail: no one cares to read your book but they all want to fuck you
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 4d
so before this constitutional crisis officially kicks off, how about you and me finally do this
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