dragonetti
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this is your semi-regular reminder to check out my book if you're interested in existential howls from the depths of masculinity's prison

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THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
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I understand you're not exactly the sharpest spoon in the shed
dragonetti.bsky.social
I sent the crying laughing emoji because I want to fuck you. I didn't even crack a smile
dragonetti.bsky.social
it's called a gangbang because these guys took the oath of omerta
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stop right there! I'm monitoring you for quality
dragonetti.bsky.social
I think I'm writing a novel of monologues
dragonetti.bsky.social
have you gotten mad at an inanimate object today?
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I'm at my most productive writing when I'm insanely angry
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I'm making a movie composed of only unnecessary sex scenes that don't forward the plot
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gotta be difficult, huh
dragonetti.bsky.social
the goal of the UX industry is to better facilitate everyone getting stupider and lazier every single day
dragonetti.bsky.social
you fool! you can't escape subjectivity
dragonetti.bsky.social
it's funny, but I forget to live sometimes
dragonetti.bsky.social
alright, make me a killer
dragonetti.bsky.social
marketing strategy fail: no one cares to read your book but they all want to fuck you
dragonetti.bsky.social
so before this constitutional crisis officially kicks off, how about you and me finally do this
dragonetti.bsky.social
what the fuck am I doing with my life
dragonetti.bsky.social
everyone online who I like should move to my neighborhood and then I'll never use the Internet again
dragonetti.bsky.social
a single woman invited my wife and I over to her apartment so she can make dinner for us. I should shave my ass, right?
dragonetti.bsky.social
impostor syndrome has to be the funniest thing to have. no one knows what they're doing really. you're not special
dragonetti.bsky.social
your girlfriend is heart reacting my social media posts
dragonetti.bsky.social
running you over in the car of my mind
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I'm weaponizing my incompetence
dragonetti.bsky.social
I logged 10,000 steps doing the white boy sway at darkwave night
dragonetti.bsky.social
I've noticed the modern dream for many people is to have their picture taken on stage wearing a head mic and gesticulating while speaking like an italian
dragonetti.bsky.social
how about you and me have a little "lived experience" together