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nosé @lightblanket.bsky.social · 9h

When dogs wag their tails in their sleep they are dreaming about having smartphones

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · Feb 7

nba player hailed as 'the most cerebral point guard in the game' 5 foot 6 with a big beach-ball sized head and when he gets the ball just stands there rapidly sweeping his eyes across the court muttering calculations until someone strips it away from him

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 7h

it's going to be an adjustment, but you can tell who sucks on here without a labeler by reading their posts

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dirté @dirte.net · 10h

accidentally called the Arch-Mage dad 😬

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 9h

america deserves a president who's fully encrusted

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 11h

Last night was reconstructed from first principles

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 11h

so many things in my life small life personally and in the country/world at a large scale feel like walking on taller and taller stilts forever with no exit plan

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 18h

this is what we all look like and do everyday

Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 18h

Frame #9164 from E84 The Forbidden Mine Part Two

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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 20h

Power Wheels with “Shapes and Numbers Mafia” racing team decal

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 21h

they couldn't handle plumpy

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 1d

all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 4d

Think about this post every day

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 1d

lifes so weird man

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 1d

they changed candyland so theres no more plumpy. you cant get sent way back to the beginning now. its why kids are soft

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 1d

america deserves a president who brings chips and dip to the party that nobody eats and then goes back and forth about whether to take them home when they leave and they do but bump into somebody as they try to slip out and get made fun of

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 1d

The world is profoundly evil and you have to keep on truckin'

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 1d

looks like the yanks are "going out like stan chera"

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · Apr 23

the chessmaster 4000 turbo, pc (1993)

central box art imagery: old man with long grey hair and beard, finger to forehead, in front of a glass chess set/board.
'turbo' is in a fast red font.
text at the bottom of the box: still the finest chess program in the world

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 1d

To me the plural of elf is elfs. This is a fundamental, core belief.

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 1d

the nations first "peach pit caught in the garbage disposal - lets try to power through it" president

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 2d

america deserves a president whos like "i can take out this gross overflowing kitchen trash without double bagging it.." and then it gets caught on the shoe rack, ruptures, and completely explodes inside the house

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 2d

i guess this is where most people duck out into discords but i suck too much at discord id just disappear

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 2d

i think we gotta blog. we gotta html or forum or whatever the fuck besides this. all this shit sucks ass and is melting our brains. i cant say goodbye to all you freaks but someday soon we need to go to a much more finite place under our control. or at least i do

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Sam Menefee-Libey @sml47.bsky.social · 2d

I think we are irreversibly down the same path with the Trump regime. Lots of people hoping elections and existing political repertoires will simply right the ship and undo the harm, refusing to realize that we can’t go back. It’s not clear what comes next, but it won’t be what came before.

Aaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 2d

a thing I've been turning around in my head is that people who see that what Israel (and its allies) are doing is genocide UNDERSTAND something about the world that those who delude themselves into thinking it is not, do not understand, which is: that this situation is not stable and won't stabilize

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 2d

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

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