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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 17h

Dog turds are a great meal

Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 21h

Also hogwarts legacy is constantly on 12 dollar sales on every platform. A month of gamepass ultimate costs 30 dollars. This isn’t even a value proposition, it’s literally the most expensive way to play this turd

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 21h

Alright but the snack store gets to close too. Stock up bitches

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 21h

There are infinite unemployed traffic controller waiting on the bench you see

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 1d

Funeral home by Daniel Johnston is an unmitigated banger

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 1d

the bad ending of dark souls is when you rekindle the first flame and begin the cycle of attachment and suffering anew

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 1d

DO NOT REKINDLE THE FIRST FLAME

a man in a striped shirt is sitting in a car with other people .

ALT: a man in a striped shirt is sitting in a car with other people .

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 1d

Coping with the oppressive, doom filled atmosphere by becoming a dark souls npc

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 1d

Me: The long arm of death plucks us all, ashen one. The righteous and knave lay upon the pyre side by side (sullen, reverberating chuckle)

Customer: yeah I have an account, 644-555-3789

Me: fiddle Dee fiddly doh, when will it be my turn to go (morose chuckle), that will be 17.96 ashen one…

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 1d

Made squash soup

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 2d

The president is invading US cities using the military. Maybe chuck should do a video on that next

Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 2d

"So, Democrats have three words for this: no fucking way. It's literally life or death. We will not let Republicans blow up our health care system."

This is, hands down, the best comms work Chuck Schumer has done in YEARS. Surprisingly good.

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 2d

Fire

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 2d

I have a negative opinion of many people but I have positive opinion of many others.

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Elan Cat @elanthecat.bsky.social · 2d

@shuchancellor.online this summarizes Water Margin enough I think

Calvin's dad explains everything is two things meme:

Panel 1: Reading Water Margin? I'll show you something interesting

Panel 2: The two types of characters in Water Margin are Sima Yi and Zhang Fei. Every character falls into these two categories. Song Jiang? Sima Yi. Lu Jishen? Zhang Fei.
Yeah...

Panel 3: Wu Yong? Sima Yi. Li Kui? Zhang Fei. Despite being a scheming official, Chao Gai is Zhang Fei.

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 2d

Building rapport with customers at work to rank up my arcana

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 2d

He’s a poser frfr

Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 2d

A man understands one day that his life is built on nothing. Moonstruck. Zeus bolt on cosmos face

Rose, with hers symbol on face: your life is not built on nothing

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 2d

Underrated bit is scary pirate dude who looks like the captain but the real captain is actually the bird on his shoulder. Max Mad 3 understood this premise perfectly.

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 3d

Carry on

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry love

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 3d

Don’t know who needs to here it but now is the time to panic

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 3d

2029

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 4d

This is the swifty hulao gate fr fr

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 4d

Sister Act Trinity: the renunering

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 5d

it's pretty wild to be doing "stop being racist to my computer friend" discourse when the forces of Actual Racism are totally ascendant in government and inventing new ways to arrest people for their skin color every day

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