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Transsexual retail worker. She/her
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walking past a sandwich shop, seeing a sign reading "mouthwatering 12" subs" and getting so hard i pass out
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Dark souls text: girl, you’re unemployed!
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
We need drafts man. This kind of shit has got to stay in the chamber
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Spire update: 12,11,11,11. I’m so smart for putting offering in lightning in a bottle. Genius
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Spire update 11/11/11/11 complete. I slowed down because I’ve been playing quite badly
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I think a lot of things are pretty stupid and uncool
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Fish: So you evolved to walk around outside of water, that’s cool. So like no water at all? Oh you can go more than a few days without it? I guess that’s pretty neat. But you feel more comfortable drinking every few hours, huh. But too much water kills you? I think that’s interesting
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
My tragic flaw is that I’m high and smelly and unemployed and transexual
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’m quitting my job because they made the POS about 5-10% less usable on purpose to better serve self checkout workflow out customers.
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I would have really liked to see muppets knives out
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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woke 2 sends its regards
Larry Summers tells @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”

He will continue teaching.

www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I think we should do the holy war against the thinking machines while they are in crib so to speak.
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
One us us should become a physician assistant and timber stamp 10 billion prescriptions for nothing. We could provide this service in a less extractive way
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
A Big Mac still costs three dollars it’s just that 15 dollars is worth three dollars now. CPI takes this into account, as you can see from my graph.I’ve depicted my line as going up and your line as going down. This is a sign of a good economy
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I’ve finally invented the spire from the cautionary tale “do not try to slay the spire”. Time to slay it
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
He’s from the Atlantic, all he knows is rage bait and lie. You don’t have to engage with his stupid post. Stupidity is the point
My mistake has been trying to explain what "fascism" is to people who don't care what it is.

So I'm going to try something else. Let's do this as a practical thought exercise.

If America *were* fascist *today* - what would you have to do differently in your daily life? /1
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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i love how so many of the trans women i follow post exclusively like they are talking to other trans women and i’m out here on the sidelines like an anthropologist
October 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
What’s the longest poop you’ve ever taken. I just had a 40 incher
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Anyone want to give me the skinny on the best way to learn magic?
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Spire update: 11/10/10/10

Having one less potion is a pain in my ass, but also I have clearly grown as a player.
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Breaking fallout four by getting your ma and da back together
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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puppy girl, pondering: hmm. this gives me paws.
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM