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Transsexual retail worker. She/her
Live and Let Die is a horror film.
January 29, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Can I say something without everyone getting mad
January 28, 2026 at 5:12 PM
If you did an instant runoff poll of 40k players favorite factions I bet orks take the win after no factions receives 50% in the first round
January 28, 2026 at 6:55 AM
James Bond has so much trouble fighting Bambi and thumper because his dick hard
January 28, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Blofelds cat having a double is so fucking funny. Diamonds are forever is probably the best bond film so far. I’m rewatching in release order
January 28, 2026 at 3:40 AM
James Bond probably sucks a dick like a got dang virtuoso
January 28, 2026 at 3:31 AM
In times like these it’s important to keep your friends coated with long thick spurt blasted ropes of your love gravy
January 28, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Know the rules three frames:
Sean Connery in you only live twice (you’re sweet), George lazenby in ohmss (hr), Sean Connery in diamonds are forever (you’re sweet)
January 27, 2026 at 3:22 PM
James Bond is a cautionary tale about a man with a penis that makes you actually insane
January 27, 2026 at 3:56 AM
James Bond is kind of pioneered being a free use slut
January 26, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
January 25, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Mn should extent its general strike indefinitely. All other free people in the US are obligated to join us.
January 24, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Anger
January 24, 2026 at 4:44 PM
This is shaping up to be one hell of a whiskey Friday
January 24, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Crouching tiger hidden dragon is one of the greatest films of all time. I think of films to go see in a theater on film projection, I’d like to see that one most
January 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Bro come check this shit out, my armpit smells like pussy. Huff this shit bro
January 21, 2026 at 6:38 PM
The most commonly celebrated holiday on earth is independence from you, English.
January 21, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I invested heavily in NL stock in 2017 and it has paid off mightily
January 21, 2026 at 2:57 AM
That bear seems super chill and you probably could pet it if you had purer vibes
If you get attacked after engaging in this sort of behavior with wildlife, I will have zero sympathy for you.
January 20, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Stepping out of samsara for a bit, anyone need anything?
January 19, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Buddy rydell is male marry poppins
January 18, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I’m starting to think maybe anger mgmt was good for Adam Sandler character
January 18, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I think Jack Nicholson might be a good actor
January 18, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Don’t be cringe. Don’t be boring.
January 18, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Watching anger management. I think there might be an unrealizable narrator at work
January 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM