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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 9h

The president is invading US cities using the military. Maybe chuck should do a video on that next

Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 13h

"So, Democrats have three words for this: no fucking way. It's literally life or death. We will not let Republicans blow up our health care system."

This is, hands down, the best comms work Chuck Schumer has done in YEARS. Surprisingly good.

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 14h

Fire

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 16h

I have a negative opinion of many people but I have positive opinion of many others.

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Elan Cat @elanthecat.bsky.social · 18h

@shuchancellor.online this summarizes Water Margin enough I think

Calvin's dad explains everything is two things meme:

Panel 1: Reading Water Margin? I'll show you something interesting

Panel 2: The two types of characters in Water Margin are Sima Yi and Zhang Fei. Every character falls into these two categories. Song Jiang? Sima Yi. Lu Jishen? Zhang Fei.
Yeah...

Panel 3: Wu Yong? Sima Yi. Li Kui? Zhang Fei. Despite being a scheming official, Chao Gai is Zhang Fei.

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 16h

Building rapport with customers at work to rank up my arcana

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 17h

He’s a poser frfr

Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 21h

A man understands one day that his life is built on nothing. Moonstruck. Zeus bolt on cosmos face

Rose, with hers symbol on face: your life is not built on nothing

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 21h

Underrated bit is scary pirate dude who looks like the captain but the real captain is actually the bird on his shoulder. Max Mad 3 understood this premise perfectly.

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 1d

Carry on

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry love

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t know who needs to here it but now is the time to panic

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 1d

2029

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 2d

This is the swifty hulao gate fr fr

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 3d

Sister Act Trinity: the renunering

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3d

it's pretty wild to be doing "stop being racist to my computer friend" discourse when the forces of Actual Racism are totally ascendant in government and inventing new ways to arrest people for their skin color every day

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? @ahhhhhlt.bsky.social · 3d

Hi guys. I’m the most insufferable person you’ve ever interacted with. Here’s why you should be nice to robots and computer programs billionaires are using to take your jobs and your future on this planet

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 3d

How to birth the new world?

Google AI overview: it’s the time of monsters, developer safeguards prevent me from sharing information that would aid in the struggle to birth the new world.

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 3d

Just saw a different post with the actual lyrics. Jesus Christ she’s cooked

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 3d

Can’t tell if this is real lyrics or not because I’m not going to listen to an album people tell me is bad

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 3d

I think all the workers in the US should unilaterally form a single cross-trade, cross industry union. It would be immensely powerful if there were a single workers union that controlled the economy and government

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 4d

Think about this post every day

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 5d

Wizard banh mi

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 5d

This your back? Respect

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 5d

Got a full back tattoo today. That really hurt lol

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Girlfriend @chainchompist.bsky.social · 5d

There’s like a 35 minute gap between “I’m hungry” and “I’m fed up with this shit”

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