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dirté @dirte.net · 10h
Did I ever! (driving a car-sized ham into the driveway with the stupid giant bow tied on it)
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dirté @dirte.net · 16h
evil spell tome: summon Undad
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dirté @dirte.net · 19h
spell tome: Summon Dad
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dirté @dirte.net · 19h
lemme get a quarter pound all-beef angel
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dirté @dirte.net · 19h
yes, most new models have this built in as a safety feature
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dirté @dirte.net · 19h
spell tome: Summon Dad
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dirté @dirte.net · 1d
sorry bro. we're still good for tonight tho right
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dirté @dirte.net · 1d
postsmelter postsmelter smelt me a post
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dirté @dirte.net · 1d
copping mechanism damn 💸
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dirté @dirte.net · 1d
Coping Mechanism | Car Culture | naff recordings
from the album Rest Here
naffrecordings.bandcamp.com
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 2d
Have you come to challenge me for the title of Arch-Mage?
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dirté @dirte.net · 2d
accidentally called the Arch-Mage dad 😬
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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 2d
Gandalf: Do you take me for a conjurer of cheap tricks!?

Hobbits (watched him make a stick glow, shoot off fireworks, blow smoke rings, and not much else for 900 pages): I mean... yeah... But they're cool tricks!
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dirté @dirte.net · 2d
I shower every day!!!!!!!
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dirté @dirte.net · 2d
I've heard some of you calling me dirty and I'll have you know we run a clean channel on dirte.net
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dirté @dirte.net · 2d
yer darn tootin'
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dirté @dirte.net · 2d
dumping a phial of Cure Toxic in the office coffee pot
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 2d
If it is magic you are looking for, you've come to the right place!
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dirté @dirte.net · 2d
oh this shit is broken
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dirté @dirte.net · May 24
I cast Silence on you please respond
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dirté @dirte.net · 2d
🫡
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dirté @dirte.net · May 9
got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit
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dirté @dirte.net · Jun 13
don't think I'll get to see the Winged Horror take flight tonight. Work in the morning
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dirté @dirte.net · 3d
I like it when my knees and ankles pop
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dirté @dirte.net · 3d
one of my favorite folk rock lyricisms is the one that goes "my car broke down but I'll be dead one day so it's whatever"
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dirté @dirte.net · 3d
look it's either this or I start biting
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