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posting apocalypse
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you're a piano player? Ok sing us a song
September 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
if I was the piano man I would've slapped that old man for doing that to his drink
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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executioner cutting off my vaping hand
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Please. Let's find my husband.
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
top 50 posts to read and say "Oh my!" to
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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clown nose rolled under the fridge : (
Got it back tho :o)
January 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
caught apprentice spinning his hat like a top
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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when the maiden leans out the window waving a handkerchief and goes "yoo-hoo!" 😍😍😍
November 24, 2024 at 1:20 AM
playing the song you posted on 5% battery while lost at sea
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
my liege, I believe it stands for "Let's Fucking Go"
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Satyrs are like if humans were goated.
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
time is a flat fuck
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Speak softly and carry a soft stick. Do everything softly
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
babe please pass the spicy roasted garlic balsamic parmesan sun-dried tuscan breaded lemon pepper spinach artisan chips with the creamy stuffed alfredo pimento onion 5 layer chili cheese mexican pizza ranch dipping sauce
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
curing my ADHD with a carrot on a stick
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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If there was an emergency I would die
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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turning the novice Technomancer into a broccoli and frying their dumb ass tempura style
February 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
the evil technomancer placed a powerful terms and conditions on me
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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National Favorite Ugly Coat Day
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
pit maneuvering the cooper's rickety cart
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
they're posting interesting stuff on interestingsky
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Medieval Game Show: "Who Wants To Be a Legitimate Heir?"
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
the burgeoning bro
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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wizard in teh streets uhhhh wizard in the sheets
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
they're tricking me into taking my meds by baking them in a phyllo pastry shell
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM