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December 17, 2001: I looked under the christmas tree and saw a gameboy! Awesome! Cool! I've found something! My name was on the tag! Wo Ho!
December 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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forgot this one yesterday
December 11, 2001: The best present I ever ricived was A movie. A movie that Iv'e always wanted. Its calld: STUERT LITTLE!! Mice are my favorite animals. that's the thing! so that's the best present Ive ever had.
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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December 5, 2001: The best thing about Christmas is Christmas Eve!!! Iv'e told you that already! Now, it's getting anoying! It's also getting on my nerves! I'm also getting tired of it! Now, time for a nice peaceful winter nap!
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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words don't really do it justice. shoot me if you must
pig nosed turtle
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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this handy tool lets you see how much of your circle has left the site
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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apprentice, that song you posted is fucking shit
December 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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November 13, 2001: The turkey gave me three whishes and I said: you can't do "that" Magic chiken. Im not a magic chiken said the turkey. ok ok take it easy I said. I'll wish only once a day. And I did.
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Big Jay McNeely driving the crowd at the Olympic Auditorium into a frenzy, Los Angeles, 1953
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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October 29, 2001: I went to the pumpkin patch and I poked a pumpkin and they all fell on me. then a pumpkin was chasing me all the way home! then a scarecrow choght the pumpkin he said: do you know how to make pumpkin pie?: I anserd no. so he made pumpkin pie for us.
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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could be worse
October 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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portuguese man o' war
portuguese man o' war
October 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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is it like this but for chips
October 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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October 19, 2001: I wish I could be a prayn'mantis. I could eat crikets and grasshoppers and other bugs. walking stiks will be like bones. others will be just food.
October 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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October 18, 2001: I found a tiny apple and I left it there. Next morning it was a plane apple. I ate it right away. Then I explodid right away.
October 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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October 16, 2001: I opend my lunch box and found 100 apples and I had to eat them. So I did and I was full! So much of a stomace ache! When I whent home I did'nt eat any snaks.
October 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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oh this shit is broken
October 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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which sun god
October 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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October 5, 2001: I went to the pumkin patch and I got a big pumkin. That night I herd somthig it soundid like this: thump thump thump. it was coming from outside. So I went outside and I saw Jumpin pumpkins!
October 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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October 3, 2001: My room was full of acorns and baby squerlls hatched out! I put all of them out but one. I fed it evry day also play with it. I like the silly little squerll.
October 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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my shit glowing
soup
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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real food heads know this is only the beginning
September 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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think this heals about 300 HP
roast chicken with carrots potatoes celery and onion
September 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM