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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 5h

Have you come to challenge me for the title of Arch-Mage?

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dirté @dirte.net · 6h

accidentally called the Arch-Mage dad 😬

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 9h

Gandalf: Do you take me for a conjurer of cheap tricks!?

Hobbits (watched him make a stick glow, shoot off fireworks, blow smoke rings, and not much else for 900 pages): I mean... yeah... But they're cool tricks!

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dirté @dirte.net · 12h

I shower every day!!!!!!!

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dirté @dirte.net · 12h

I've heard some of you calling me dirty and I'll have you know we run a clean channel on dirte.net

@dirte.net on Bluesky

posting apocalypse

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dirté @dirte.net · 19h

yer darn tootin'

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dirté @dirte.net · 20h

dumping a phial of Cure Toxic in the office coffee pot

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 20h

If it is magic you are looking for, you've come to the right place!

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dirté @dirte.net · 21h

oh this shit is broken

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dirté @dirte.net · May 24

I cast Silence on you please respond

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dirté @dirte.net · 21h

🫡

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dirté @dirte.net · May 9

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

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dirté @dirte.net · Jun 13

don't think I'll get to see the Winged Horror take flight tonight. Work in the morning

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dirté @dirte.net · 1d

I like it when my knees and ankles pop

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dirté @dirte.net · 1d

one of my favorite folk rock lyricisms is the one that goes "my car broke down but I'll be dead one day so it's whatever"

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dirté @dirte.net · 1d

look it's either this or I start biting

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dirté @dirte.net · 2d

hope it launches me somewhere cool and not into the darkest depths of despair or something like that

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dirté @dirte.net · 2d

logging on here is like leaving your hand on the hot stove

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dirté @dirte.net · 2d

I don't like inviting myself to things. on account of the vampirism

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dirté @dirte.net · 2d

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2d

Daily affirmation I don’t give a fuck

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dirté @dirte.net · 3d

Oops! All Riceberries

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dirté @dirte.net · 3d

ok I'll set an alarm for it

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dirté @dirte.net · 3d

which sun god

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dirté @dirte.net · 3d

October 5, 2001: I went to the pumkin patch and I got a big pumkin. That night I herd somthig it soundid like this: thump thump thump. it was coming from outside. So I went outside and I saw Jumpin pumpkins!

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