chloe
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chloe
@chloesposts.bsky.social
· Jan 31
I am taking measures
“Me in 2016” okay so imagine me but I’m a gay guy doing high school musical theater. Not very hard. No pictures needed
January 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
“Me in 2016” okay so imagine me but I’m a gay guy doing high school musical theater. Not very hard. No pictures needed
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again again ! www.readeasel.com/product/ease...
January 15, 2026 at 6:32 PM
again again ! www.readeasel.com/product/ease...
[pouring a tall drink at 11am] It’s Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil somewhere !
January 15, 2026 at 3:28 AM
[pouring a tall drink at 11am] It’s Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil somewhere !
Had an incredible face and hair day today xx
January 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Had an incredible face and hair day today xx
Kenneth Anger, “Kustom Kar Kommandos” (1965)
January 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Kenneth Anger, “Kustom Kar Kommandos” (1965)
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what a long week. i wish we could just skip ahead to Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil
January 14, 2026 at 6:46 PM
what a long week. i wish we could just skip ahead to Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil
No, no. Dilbert is the name of the cartoonist. The character in the strip is actually Dilbert’s Monster
January 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
No, no. Dilbert is the name of the cartoonist. The character in the strip is actually Dilbert’s Monster
They fired me for just quoting what Dilbert said in his own comic. Madness
January 13, 2026 at 11:52 PM
They fired me for just quoting what Dilbert said in his own comic. Madness
2026 books thread. Basically books I am reading in 2026
January 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
2026 books thread. Basically books I am reading in 2026
Coach Metropolitan Briefcase No. 5180 I love you ❤️❤️❤️
January 13, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Coach Metropolitan Briefcase No. 5180 I love you ❤️❤️❤️
Honey, here’s all you’ll ever need to know: this is the train to Ronkonkoma. And the next stop? It’s Ronkonkoma.
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Honey, here’s all you’ll ever need to know: this is the train to Ronkonkoma. And the next stop? It’s Ronkonkoma.
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CASTRATION MOVIE ANTHOLOGY I. and II. are two of the highest rated films of 2025 on Letterboxd — and both are coming to its new TVOD platform later this month.
January 12, 2026 at 10:25 PM
CASTRATION MOVIE ANTHOLOGY I. and II. are two of the highest rated films of 2025 on Letterboxd — and both are coming to its new TVOD platform later this month.
[explaining Singers to a Los Angeles gayguy] Imagine Akbar,
January 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
[explaining Singers to a Los Angeles gayguy] Imagine Akbar,
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My favorite critics always have a handful of "brother, what the fuck are you talking about?" level opinions, real passion that comes out of left field for absolute dogwater, that they are not only willing but able to defend to the point where they almost win you over.
January 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM
My favorite critics always have a handful of "brother, what the fuck are you talking about?" level opinions, real passion that comes out of left field for absolute dogwater, that they are not only willing but able to defend to the point where they almost win you over.
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hey NYC peeps: the "mostly trans" summer reading series I run with @joycelaurie.bsky.social is returning for a special wintertime event at Topos Too in Ridgewood :)
would love 2 see you there
would love 2 see you there
January 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
hey NYC peeps: the "mostly trans" summer reading series I run with @joycelaurie.bsky.social is returning for a special wintertime event at Topos Too in Ridgewood :)
would love 2 see you there
would love 2 see you there
You’re hearing this more and more…
oh shit am i gonna have to get into womens hockey
January 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
You’re hearing this more and more…
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getting into watching the PWHL because this picture has the vibes of like. an oil painting of a spartan warrior leaving the field of battle covered in other people's blood
January 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
getting into watching the PWHL because this picture has the vibes of like. an oil painting of a spartan warrior leaving the field of battle covered in other people's blood
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(intonated as if i thought it was a command) hurt people hurt people hurt people
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
(intonated as if i thought it was a command) hurt people hurt people hurt people
JD. It’s not too late. You can retire and get away from all this. You can snag a seven figure book deal and get in fights with strangers on Twitter all day. Like you’re meant to
January 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
JD. It’s not too late. You can retire and get away from all this. You can snag a seven figure book deal and get in fights with strangers on Twitter all day. Like you’re meant to
The Pitt makes people act insane because they’re not used to following a show with conventional episodic TV structuring on a weekly basis, i.e., “hanging out with my friends from TV every week”
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The Pitt makes people act insane because they’re not used to following a show with conventional episodic TV structuring on a weekly basis, i.e., “hanging out with my friends from TV every week”
What New York really needs is a BFI-type institution where they’re constantly showing historically great movies for $3 if you’re under 25. Don’t tell me we already have too many movie theaters. I’m a creature of greed.
January 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
What New York really needs is a BFI-type institution where they’re constantly showing historically great movies for $3 if you’re under 25. Don’t tell me we already have too many movie theaters. I’m a creature of greed.