chloe
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@chloesposts.bsky.social
· Jan 31
I am taking measures
Easiest way to watch movies is to just say “great shot” every time there’s a good shot
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Easiest way to watch movies is to just say “great shot” every time there’s a good shot
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Zohran I do not have much to offer in entry-level experience. But whatever happened to taking in a kid with a little moxie
We’re hiring!
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November 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Zohran I do not have much to offer in entry-level experience. But whatever happened to taking in a kid with a little moxie
I post less frequently because I have taken up loftier and more ambitious outlets for my day-to-day thoughts and efforts. Today I unlocked ‘Evil Homer’ in Fortnite
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I post less frequently because I have taken up loftier and more ambitious outlets for my day-to-day thoughts and efforts. Today I unlocked ‘Evil Homer’ in Fortnite
They should write a narrative about trans women that’s still compelling after you’ve done this for a few years
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
They should write a narrative about trans women that’s still compelling after you’ve done this for a few years
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i was 8 so i wasn’t really there. my Capital was mario Galaxy
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i was 8 so i wasn’t really there. my Capital was mario Galaxy
JAY KELLY: A beautiful swan song for the late George Clooney, though I still wish we got to see him on The Pitt.
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
JAY KELLY: A beautiful swan song for the late George Clooney, though I still wish we got to see him on The Pitt.
It’s so cool that Jack the Modernist starts with the best opening line of all time and basically carries that energy through to the end. Magic tricks…these “new narrative” guys were onto something…
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It’s so cool that Jack the Modernist starts with the best opening line of all time and basically carries that energy through to the end. Magic tricks…these “new narrative” guys were onto something…
I almost got so mad about this because Vir Heroicus Sublimis is one of my favorite paintings at the MoMA and then I saw that this was posted by Sandy Peterson and just IJBOL’d
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I almost got so mad about this because Vir Heroicus Sublimis is one of my favorite paintings at the MoMA and then I saw that this was posted by Sandy Peterson and just IJBOL’d
This Peter Hujar ass day !
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This Peter Hujar ass day !
I can never wear my Jamiroquai hat in public peacefully. Everyone always stops and asks, as if they don’t recognize the Jamiroquai hat. You wouldn’t ask if you didn’t know !
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I can never wear my Jamiroquai hat in public peacefully. Everyone always stops and asks, as if they don’t recognize the Jamiroquai hat. You wouldn’t ask if you didn’t know !
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I am taking measures
January 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I am taking measures
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I’m watching Strong Bad Emails with your girl
March 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I’m watching Strong Bad Emails with your girl
I honestly didn’t expect Peter Hujar’s Day to be my favorite film at NYFF this year but I really loved it down…
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I honestly didn’t expect Peter Hujar’s Day to be my favorite film at NYFF this year but I really loved it down…
Crtierion sales walked so NYRB sales could run ! [I’m trampled by 1000 horses. The medical examiner castrates my corpse before drawing my eyelids.]
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Crtierion sales walked so NYRB sales could run ! [I’m trampled by 1000 horses. The medical examiner castrates my corpse before drawing my eyelids.]
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Thank you all so much for your support 💛💛💛 our petition demanding the company reinstate us and reverse our illegal terminations is now live! show your support at the link below
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November 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Thank you all so much for your support 💛💛💛 our petition demanding the company reinstate us and reverse our illegal terminations is now live! show your support at the link below
actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...
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Nice jewelry is really great for when the rest of your outfit is “black t-shirt and jeans” -Chloe’s Wisdom
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Nice jewelry is really great for when the rest of your outfit is “black t-shirt and jeans” -Chloe’s Wisdom
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not many people know this but "my goose is cooked" and "my goat is washed" are both ancient mesopotamian agricultural parables. each has had largely the same meaning since the cradle of civilization. pretty neat!
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
not many people know this but "my goose is cooked" and "my goat is washed" are both ancient mesopotamian agricultural parables. each has had largely the same meaning since the cradle of civilization. pretty neat!
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I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee.
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
New: Conde Nast fired four employees who were among a group that confronted the company's head of human resources on Wednesday over the decision to fold Teen Vogue into Vogue/recent cuts. Employees who were fired included journalists from the New Yorker, Wired, and Bon Appétit.
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee.
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
Zohran I do not have much to offer in entry-level experience. But whatever happened to taking in a kid with a little moxie
We’re hiring!
Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply
Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Zohran I do not have much to offer in entry-level experience. But whatever happened to taking in a kid with a little moxie
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Zohran Mamdani what’s your plan to stock club mate at all the delis & bodegas near me
June 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Zohran Mamdani what’s your plan to stock club mate at all the delis & bodegas near me
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[approaching Zohran walking all the way across Manhattan] Diva this is some Johnny Appleseed behavior !
June 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
[approaching Zohran walking all the way across Manhattan] Diva this is some Johnny Appleseed behavior !