chloe
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@chloesposts.bsky.social
· Jan 31
I am taking measures
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(intonated as if i thought it was a command) hurt people hurt people hurt people
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
(intonated as if i thought it was a command) hurt people hurt people hurt people
JD. It’s not too late. You can retire and get away from all this. You can snag a seven figure book deal and get in fights with strangers on Twitter all day. Like you’re meant to
January 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
JD. It’s not too late. You can retire and get away from all this. You can snag a seven figure book deal and get in fights with strangers on Twitter all day. Like you’re meant to
The Pitt makes people act insane because they’re not used to following a show with conventional episodic TV structuring on a weekly basis, i.e., “hanging out with my friends from TV every week”
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The Pitt makes people act insane because they’re not used to following a show with conventional episodic TV structuring on a weekly basis, i.e., “hanging out with my friends from TV every week”
What New York really needs is a BFI-type institution where they’re constantly showing historically great movies for $3 if you’re under 25. Don’t tell me we already have too many movie theaters. I’m a creature of greed.
January 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
What New York really needs is a BFI-type institution where they’re constantly showing historically great movies for $3 if you’re under 25. Don’t tell me we already have too many movie theaters. I’m a creature of greed.
Chicago is a fascinating alternate universe where different transgender women are doing similar things….
January 8, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Chicago is a fascinating alternate universe where different transgender women are doing similar things….
Phantom of the Paradise soooo fun…everyone goes crazy over the DiPalma split diopter these days, but honey, those matte boxes… 🤤
January 7, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Phantom of the Paradise soooo fun…everyone goes crazy over the DiPalma split diopter these days, but honey, those matte boxes… 🤤
2026 is the year we come to a consensus on Kevin Carpet’s whole thing.
January 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
2026 is the year we come to a consensus on Kevin Carpet’s whole thing.
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the problem with bluesky isn't discourse or a lack of niche posting. it's that we need more gay guys and trans women addicted to molly on this website posting family guy screencaps where lois is wearing bondage gear and the post is captioned "just doordashed bubble tea"
January 6, 2026 at 8:24 PM
the problem with bluesky isn't discourse or a lack of niche posting. it's that we need more gay guys and trans women addicted to molly on this website posting family guy screencaps where lois is wearing bondage gear and the post is captioned "just doordashed bubble tea"
Would kill to be there when this part plays Brain Dead…
Many people think the funniest bit in Castration Movie pt 1 is the Tinder date. But real ball-knowers understand it’s actually the Cinefamily shirt
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Would kill to be there when this part plays Brain Dead…
I thought Sirāt was regular dumb and then I read into Western Saharan history and went Ohhh this movie is like Dumb dumb
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I thought Sirāt was regular dumb and then I read into Western Saharan history and went Ohhh this movie is like Dumb dumb
I’m practicing a Brechtian ventriloquism where the audience actually does see my mouth move.
January 5, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I’m practicing a Brechtian ventriloquism where the audience actually does see my mouth move.
Hackiest movie moment of 2025 was the Steely Dan needledrop in One Battle After Another. Which made me smile and nod in the theater because I am EASILY TRICKED.
January 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Hackiest movie moment of 2025 was the Steely Dan needledrop in One Battle After Another. Which made me smile and nod in the theater because I am EASILY TRICKED.
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Reading The Letters of Mina Harker. Filed under “girl semiotext(e).”
At the bookstore asking if this one is boy semiotext(e) or girl semiotext(e)
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Reading The Letters of Mina Harker. Filed under “girl semiotext(e).”
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At the bookstore asking if this one is boy semiotext(e) or girl semiotext(e)
May 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
At the bookstore asking if this one is boy semiotext(e) or girl semiotext(e)
It’s awesome how TV Glow is just Matrix 4 without all the Matrix characters. What’s even the point…
January 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
It’s awesome how TV Glow is just Matrix 4 without all the Matrix characters. What’s even the point…
Watching Schumacher phantom of the opera right now. Andrew Lloyd Weber makes me SICK. But Masquerade is one of the best make-work ensemble pieces of all time…
January 3, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Watching Schumacher phantom of the opera right now. Andrew Lloyd Weber makes me SICK. But Masquerade is one of the best make-work ensemble pieces of all time…
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Baby you are fierce dot com !
June 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Baby you are fierce dot com !
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Hey how are you :) [be’s radioactive really close to you]
June 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hey how are you :) [be’s radioactive really close to you]
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Not now babe I’m having an experience
June 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Not now babe I’m having an experience
#PutTheTwinTowersBack let’s get it trending
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
#PutTheTwinTowersBack let’s get it trending
A spectre is haunting Chloe— the spectre of Scary Gayguy.
January 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
A spectre is haunting Chloe— the spectre of Scary Gayguy.
FAUSTIAN BARGAIN MADE: They will let me write the 33 1/3 book on ‘Gaga at Carnegie Hall (2051).’ In exchange, I was told I will be of ‘barren womb’— FISH!
January 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
FAUSTIAN BARGAIN MADE: They will let me write the 33 1/3 book on ‘Gaga at Carnegie Hall (2051).’ In exchange, I was told I will be of ‘barren womb’— FISH!
Billy Crystal’s hair is at its worst in the beginning of When Harry Met Sally. Terrible combover. The hairline is a force of nature he can’t stop. This is what makes him so attractive in that moment
January 2, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Billy Crystal’s hair is at its worst in the beginning of When Harry Met Sally. Terrible combover. The hairline is a force of nature he can’t stop. This is what makes him so attractive in that moment
Watching When Harry Met Sally. A movie about how if you have a Long Island accent and talk good anything is possible ❤️
January 2, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Watching When Harry Met Sally. A movie about how if you have a Long Island accent and talk good anything is possible ❤️