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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · Jan 31

I am taking measures

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 4h

No, Sarah Schulman!!! You don’t know what you’re asking for!!!

‘“Well, who would you want to have perform at your inauguration?’ I asked Troy wistfully.

‘You know, something presidential. Like the Village People and Lorna Luft.’”

-Sarah Schulman, Rat Bohemia

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 18h

I think a live edge would be nice

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 20h

Asking my bottom surgeon if they can etch kind of a knurled finish into it

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 21h

“This life is long” winning ‘mantra of the year’ for the one millionth year in a row

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 21h

Whenever I see you post about this I think “that sounds like a fun idea” and then I remember the last time my hormone regimen wasn’t Exactly what it is right now and get scared

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 22h

I realized last night that mine are in three rows of roommates/family/transgender women I am frequently texting

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a very interesting experience being Elon Musk’s transgender daughter. The main thing is that my dad is Elon Musk, but I am transgender.

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 1d

Last night was reconstructed from first principles

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 2d

I like to think of it as a delightful environmental surprise

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 2d

Assorted moviegoers have often told me I have a beautiful laugh, which makes me feel better about sometimes letting out the Other One, where I sound like Mrs. Krabapple at eighty decibels

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 2d

If you liked Hades because it was fun then yes. If you liked Hades for the story (and/or how it tied into the gameplay) then no. At the end of the day it’s mostly just More Hades

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 3d

Do you find it

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 3d

My opinions on One Battle After Another don’t really mean anything because I’m a sick pervert who still really loves Punch Drunk Love

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 4d

Gf made me a Heathcliff ham helmet for my birthday..

Miniature pink helmet that says HAM. Modeled by Labubu

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 4d

I have a Vision for my ideal Moby Dick movie but they would never let me do it. Because of the real whales

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · Sep 7

Whenever I see someone insist that “you can’t learn ____, you just have to be born with it!” It Pisses Me Off. don’t tell me what I can or can’t learn.

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 5d

WOW— you have to be watching Modern Family. Truly one of the funniest & most daring shows on television right now. #MoFam

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 5d

I used to listen to this A Lot during middle school track & field lol

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · Aug 27

Two from trans girl baseball

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 6d

Sorry I mean October 19th. At Life World. For Transfiguration International Film Festival

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 6d

I’ve made up my mind. On October 18th I will be attempting to name 100 gay guys.

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 6d

Me on rooftop by Hannah

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 7d

JAY KELLY— not my favorite out of NYFF by far, but a beautiful way to remember the late George Clooney.

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 7d

JAY KELLY— not my favorite out of NYFF by far, but a beautiful way to remember the late George Clooney.

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 8d

Yeah it’s pretty much the same game

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