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𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽
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law student. ex-paralegal. nyc. criminal law. politics. urbanism. gender. mtg. wnba. sometimes hacked by @thursday.bsky.social
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November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
there's going to be so many "pay people to vote republican" schemes running in 2028 its going to make our heads spin
Something interesting: Tony Gonzales, a Republican who represents the border in Texas, said he wants to see Trump send out $2,000 rebate checks. The stimulus checks during Covid contributed to Trump improving with Latino voters in 2020.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Republicans face losses in key group over Trump migrant sweeps and affordability
Latino conservatives tell Eric Garcia that high costs at the supermarket and draconian immigration policies could cost the GOP most of the gains Trump made last year
www.independent.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Just had a fuckoff Japanese dinner with the missus #sorted
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i wish there was a 2-mana fog in standard rn. i promise i wouldn't loop it with stormchaser's talent
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
counsel, you're being really weird right now
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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you ever think about how the fact that it’s quiet when it’s foggy is because wet air has insulative acoustical properties
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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text from your meekest friend: Hey how's it going. I just inherited the earth
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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never got to use the best feature of the jury room :(
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Don’t expose women to smile you’re on camera signs
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
obergefell overturned as to femme4femme relationships only, supreme court announces
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
they're just jealous, keith
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
every month avis sends me an email to let me know that i didn't rent a car this month
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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To be very clear, Virginia Giuffre was made to say she mistakenly identified Alan Dershowitz as one of the people who sexually abused her. Here is the proof from this week's Epstein files dropped by the House Oversight Committee.
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
i want to be lina khan when i grow up
November 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
wittegenstein. . .
it keeps going...
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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It’s been pretty clear for a while but brought to rack focus today, that successful people are encouraged to view rape as a perk of success and a great many successful people need no encouragement at all.
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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The notion abusers need to resort to conspiracies and subterfuge is more comforting than the truth that many people will readily look the other way when confronted with sexual violence if doing otherwise would even slightly inconvenience them
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
make no mistake, people: even this (epstein stuff) can and will disappear if two weeks go by and other things happen
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Coffee is all around us #universe
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
explaining the 15th chief justice of the united states to an american:
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Wow, a Long Island jury awarded $112 Million to 674 immigrants who were unlawfully held by county police so they could be handed over to ICE
Federal jury awards $112M to immigrants detained by Suffolk for ICE
A federal jury found the county and the Sheriff's Office violated the Constitutional rights of 674 people.
longisland.news12.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
there can be something so magical about seeing a Really Old Guy
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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This, from Adorno‘s Minima Moralia, is one of my favourite paragraphs of all time
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM