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(mentally doing outstanding) i should bleach my eyebrows
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Person who hasn’t gone to the gym in a week plus due to injury: I’m weak. I’m worthless. I’m going to walk into the ocean if a bird of prey doesn’t get me first.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Person who hasn’t gone to the gym in a week plus due to injury: I’m weak. I’m worthless. I’m going to walk into the ocean if a bird of prey doesn’t get me first.
just imagined a guy who's a standup comedian. very scary stuff
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
just imagined a guy who's a standup comedian. very scary stuff
forecast predicts half a foot of snow this weekend 👀
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
forecast predicts half a foot of snow this weekend 👀
my humming tic that hasn't been around in a hot minute is suddenly back in full force
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
my humming tic that hasn't been around in a hot minute is suddenly back in full force
have been instructed to bring "good bread" to vegetarian thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
have been instructed to bring "good bread" to vegetarian thanksgiving
filling my entire microwave with individual popcorn kernels
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
filling my entire microwave with individual popcorn kernels
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Would you rather have 15 thousand dollars or never be able to eat or drink ever again?
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Would you rather have 15 thousand dollars or never be able to eat or drink ever again?
accidentally made a typo in a text and now i'm freaking out
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
accidentally made a typo in a text and now i'm freaking out
can one of you bring me mcdonald's pleeeeeese?
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
can one of you bring me mcdonald's pleeeeeese?
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Think you the paul, bitch?
You not even the blart (grrah)
You not even the blart (grrah)
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Think you the paul, bitch?
You not even the blart (grrah)
You not even the blart (grrah)
made the mistake of letting myself have thoughts, memories, and feelings this afternoon. will do better tomorrow
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
made the mistake of letting myself have thoughts, memories, and feelings this afternoon. will do better tomorrow
you have to separate the sandwich from the sandwich artist
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
you have to separate the sandwich from the sandwich artist
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You have to separate the surgery from the surgeon
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You have to separate the surgery from the surgeon
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You have to separate the cash from the cashier
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
You have to separate the cash from the cashier
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You have to separate the cheese from the cheesemonger
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You have to separate the cheese from the cheesemonger
forecast says several inches of snow this weekend. hope it happens
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
forecast says several inches of snow this weekend. hope it happens
lowkey very nervous about all the small talking i'm going to have to do at thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
lowkey very nervous about all the small talking i'm going to have to do at thanksgiving
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I don’t want to dickride the librarian but it is really bad to be loud here bro
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I don’t want to dickride the librarian but it is really bad to be loud here bro
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All the little Caesar’s guy wants to talk about is pizza. I think he might be autistic
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
All the little Caesar’s guy wants to talk about is pizza. I think he might be autistic
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also handing the dentist my used zyn when he asks to take my glasses for me
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
also handing the dentist my used zyn when he asks to take my glasses for me