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Amelia
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“become” its called honey
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Burglar:
You have to separate the cash from the cashier
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You have to separate the cash from the cashier
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
You have to separate the farm from the farmer
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
You have to separate the zoo from the zoologist
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
You have to separate the surgery from the surgeon
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You have to separate the cheese from the cheesemonger
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
suggestion: never alter your facial features because when they inevitably cycle back into style you'll be cleaning up. And that's game theory
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
if I were me I wouldn't know what to do with myself
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Guys 80-90 years is not enough 😔
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This is a tragedy
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
tracking my mental state with emojis:

😒
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
discovered large amount of mold in my retainer 😀
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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helping a perfectly healthy 35 year old man across the street
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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I'm going to get amazing at living VERY soon
May 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
this image is my default mental state. Not the quote just the expression
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
democratic alien: take me to your highest decision-making body
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The amount of syntax I've lost by being online...
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
just had an MRI...they played a really loud experimental mixtape and gave me a copy afterward?
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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So glad I decided to get pretty one day. Great decision on my part
February 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
the best posts reek of disdain for the reader
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
does anyone know? I mean it's fine if you don't...I was just wondering...
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Standup is a joke
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
What if computer code is nonbinary. What if computer code gender is a spectrum
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM