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Amelia

@ameliamar.bsky.social

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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · Jun 7

I think it finally happened. I'm all out of posts

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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 6h

I want a black caT like a cat so black it absorbs light and makes my electric bill go up by 5%

Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 1d

What have we cum to

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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 1d

Microsoft White Flight Simulator

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climp @climp.bsky.social · 2d

No, please, nothing fancy. An ad-supported-tier funeral is good enough.

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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 3d

inspired by

screenshot of one of my drafts from 2021: "how many people should you typically betray in a year? is it 8 or is it 9? I always forget"

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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 3d

How many near-death experiences are you supposed to have in a year, is it 6 or 7? I always forget

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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 3d

Life advice: do not read Heidegger and then smoke the type of weed that makes you scared 👍

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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 5d

I burn every book after reading it

Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 6d

You can commit any crime as long as your hazards are on

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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 8d

My therapist just told me "What you are feeling is not fine or normal. No one has ever felt what you're feeling before. You should avoid situations that trigger this feeling and hide from it" should I get a new one

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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 8d

going to start using 👂 instead of 👀 to indicate interest #ocularcentrism

Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 8d

buying another lip stain will cure me

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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 9d

"What do you do for work?" primarily I am annoying

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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 10d

Hegel:

Kid from the "Does anyone know if we have to..." meme: "Does anyone know"

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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 10d

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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 11d

Me and my dog go way back

Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 12d

What is the difference between pets on IG reels and unregulated circus animals

Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 20d

I would be a terrible therapist. Mostly because I am not trained or certified in psychiatry

Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 20d

At my wake i want one of those digital picture frames that cycles through photos only it's screenshots of all my posts

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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 20d

Also dreamt that I biked Route 22 in a mini skirt to get to Target but realized I forgot my wallet so someone drove me to their house but there was conflict so later there were rituals of healing like pouring out cups of peanuts. Kind of beautiful

Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 20d

Dreamt I was trying to train a really aggressive dog that turned into a kitten that drowned itself when I wasn't looking so I had to give it CPR

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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 22d

Is this all we are? Just microbiota in god's gut?

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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 26d

Someone I blocked appeared in my dream. feels illegal

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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 27d

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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · Mar 13

Is there a phobia for being worried that everyone but you tell that your clothes aren't properly tailored