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I’m sure this whole thing was very traumatic but I’m honestly struggling to imagine you wearing a jacket
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I’m sure this whole thing was very traumatic but I’m honestly struggling to imagine you wearing a jacket
My meddlesome vizier has fixed the wireless printer and thus earned himself another sunrise
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My meddlesome vizier has fixed the wireless printer and thus earned himself another sunrise
New guy strolls in twenty minutes late and he still hasn't removed his lampreys
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
New guy strolls in twenty minutes late and he still hasn't removed his lampreys
Open casket sneeze guard
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Open casket sneeze guard
Not to be a buzzkill dude but that's the exact shit the ancients warned us about
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Not to be a buzzkill dude but that's the exact shit the ancients warned us about
Oh sorry i assumed this was a dream sequence on account of the crying baby. Yeah I’ll have another Southwest Salsarita.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Oh sorry i assumed this was a dream sequence on account of the crying baby. Yeah I’ll have another Southwest Salsarita.
Oh *revenge.* Sorry I thought you said you were here to get something else.
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Oh *revenge.* Sorry I thought you said you were here to get something else.
Behold the awesome replies of The Reference Getter
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Behold the awesome replies of The Reference Getter
Notification settings that 𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮 you
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Notification settings that 𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮 you
Did the hook not bring you back? Is it not as the blues traveler predicted?
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Did the hook not bring you back? Is it not as the blues traveler predicted?
Robot nanny knocked all our pictures down and i don’t wanna ask why because i know it’s just going to be more of her usual bullshit
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Robot nanny knocked all our pictures down and i don’t wanna ask why because i know it’s just going to be more of her usual bullshit
I’m nothing if not familiar with it
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I’m nothing if not familiar with it
They’re calling me the future of home computing
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
They’re calling me the future of home computing
The House on House Hill
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The House on House Hill
Casting “garage door open” from just out of range and getting dunked on in the neighborhood chat
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Casting “garage door open” from just out of range and getting dunked on in the neighborhood chat
It’s over. I’ve won. I am announcing it and letting my guard down.
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s over. I’ve won. I am announcing it and letting my guard down.
Classic Hollywood portrayal of guy on fire screaming and flailing around until he falls down
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Classic Hollywood portrayal of guy on fire screaming and flailing around until he falls down
Thank you for coming. Yes it was a beautiful service and dad would have loved it. Don’t forget your goodie bag and careful, don’t tip it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Thank you for coming. Yes it was a beautiful service and dad would have loved it. Don’t forget your goodie bag and careful, don’t tip it.
DIY bathroom pitch drip experiment
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
DIY bathroom pitch drip experiment
The first clowns fired intp space are still up there
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The first clowns fired intp space are still up there
i power down my hover bike and it falls on its side and i look like a total fucking dumbass in front of all the space bikers
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i power down my hover bike and it falls on its side and i look like a total fucking dumbass in front of all the space bikers
Before fireplaces you would just light one wherever
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Before fireplaces you would just light one wherever
My personal finances folder is mostly just pictures of me holding money
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My personal finances folder is mostly just pictures of me holding money
Things are happening faster than I can embroider them
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Things are happening faster than I can embroider them