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climp
@climp.bsky.social
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 8h
Oh never mind? OK who else
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 8h
Any questions? Yes you in the blue shirt with the bad credit score and undetected heart problem
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 14h
Hey sorry can I call you back later? I was just about to whip my phone into the sea.
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 16h
Gentlemen under my leadership we can ensure that no one laughs at the FailArmy ever again.
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 16h
Radiohead? Like the band?
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 20h
Another $1,000 and they’ll finally put me on the list of world’s smartest people
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 20h
Mom doesn’t know that or much anything else, but she sure can mash up a mean dog dinner!
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 20h
That tapping sound in the kitchen means mom’s unshelling hot dogs!
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 1d
I have a family history of writing down things that happened
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 1d
There should be a word for people who like pain, but there isnt'
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 1d
Pain is the worst kind of hurt
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 1d
I feel like you took it the wrong way when I said your racism improved a lot
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 1d
Before we go inside I just want to be clear that everything I own is normal for a person to have and in those amounts
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 1d
Ok smart guy if you aren't drinking blood then why are you throwing up so much of it?
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 1d
Elegant older woman in a taupe blazer. Text: The doctor doesn't want you to know about this. The doctor has their own needs, will, and lovers' trysts. The doctor misspells words in hasty emails about marrow and sinew. You mustn't blame the doctor for their miseducation in blood orthodoxy. The doctor knows a great many things, but they don't know about my paste. WHEN THEY WERE LEARNING ABOUT FORCEPS, I WAS MAKING MY PASTE. ForeverMyPaste.com. (ive been making my paste the whole time)
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 2d
I like to scream “Kevin” on the plane for a little laugh. Lightens the mood in the cockpit.
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 2d
Full many a flower is born to blush unseen,
And waste its sweetness on the desert air.
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 2d
No, please, nothing fancy. An ad-supported-tier funeral is good enough.
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 2d
Before telescopes if they wanted to see faraway stuff they’d have to build it way bigger
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 3d
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 3d
False alarm, sir. One guy was just making explosion sounds with his mouth.
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 3d
We can achieve sustainability with my new waterwheel-powered gun
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 3d
If there's one thing I know it's what's best for everyone
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 4d
Judging by the bite marks it looks like we have a vampire with, uh, braces
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 4d
The only thing we have to fear is list of phobias Wikipedia dot com full list of phobias
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