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Microsoft excel
Microsoft excel
Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
Mom’s famous fizzy rice 😋
January 17, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Mom’s famous fizzy rice 😋
Boss making me stay late to do fractions.
January 16, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Boss making me stay late to do fractions.
Doc it hurts when I do this *roundhouse kicks the dental x-ray arm*
January 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Doc it hurts when I do this *roundhouse kicks the dental x-ray arm*
I'm like the beverly hillbillies but with your blood
January 14, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I'm like the beverly hillbillies but with your blood
The original Star Wars script called for light sabers five inches long. That’s plenty. That’s a lot actually.
January 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
The original Star Wars script called for light sabers five inches long. That’s plenty. That’s a lot actually.
Let me remind you that your talking to an avid reader of in game dialog
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Let me remind you that your talking to an avid reader of in game dialog
Stinkers used to fill whole rooms until scientists made them lil
January 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Stinkers used to fill whole rooms until scientists made them lil
Damocles why you gotta hang that thing right where i dunk
January 12, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Damocles why you gotta hang that thing right where i dunk
Me, on my horst: majestic, all-seeing
You, in your graben: debased, grovelling
You, in your graben: debased, grovelling
January 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Me, on my horst: majestic, all-seeing
You, in your graben: debased, grovelling
You, in your graben: debased, grovelling
Yeah let's all tune in to watch scrappy do sweep the hanna-barberies again
January 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Yeah let's all tune in to watch scrappy do sweep the hanna-barberies again
Cover that unsightly garbage with just two sheets of Nice Garbage™️
January 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Cover that unsightly garbage with just two sheets of Nice Garbage™️
It is unclear from the cockpit voice recorder if the final command was issued by the captain directly or via his hand puppet as the voice he did for it wasn’t really that different
January 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
It is unclear from the cockpit voice recorder if the final command was issued by the captain directly or via his hand puppet as the voice he did for it wasn’t really that different
Video game idea: jumping
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Video game idea: jumping
kids growing so fast I feel like I’m constantly buying new barrels with suspenders
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 AM
kids growing so fast I feel like I’m constantly buying new barrels with suspenders
A nation in shock demands a briefing
January 7, 2026 at 9:55 PM
A nation in shock demands a briefing
Mysterious trousers of european length
January 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Mysterious trousers of european length
Adventures are for everyone, not just the busty
January 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Adventures are for everyone, not just the busty
who would win in a fight?
January 5, 2026 at 4:13 PM
who would win in a fight?
Oh you’re caught in a bear trap? How embarrassing, outsmarted by a bear
January 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Oh you’re caught in a bear trap? How embarrassing, outsmarted by a bear
The first jeans were carved from pure jean
January 5, 2026 at 5:29 AM
The first jeans were carved from pure jean
If i were a pedestrian i would 100% walk places
January 4, 2026 at 5:10 AM
If i were a pedestrian i would 100% walk places
"living the dream" I say, running but not actually moving.
January 4, 2026 at 4:45 AM
"living the dream" I say, running but not actually moving.
my eyes roll back and turn white as i call my dentist to reschedule
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 AM
my eyes roll back and turn white as i call my dentist to reschedule
I’m the Johnny Appleseed of gravel
January 2, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I’m the Johnny Appleseed of gravel