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i made five sides this thanksgiving but the best thing was the pecan soda that took barely any time to make the night before
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
getting tired on the way back from the laundry room and taking a nap in the hallway
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
launching thanksgiving leftovers out of a trebuchet
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
i often amaze myself with my own stupidity -wise saying
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
this purchase requires 7 additional acorns. this purchase requires 7 additional acorns. funds have been added to your villein wallet. convert villein funds to 7 acorns?
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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But no more of this.
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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my friend is angel smart
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
dropped my earbuds into The Contraption
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
uncle after two beers: i built a resident evil style research facility under my farmhouse
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
exiled to the frigid outdoors
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i'm being lambasted in the court of public opinion
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
elderly neighbor tripping over 10 foot charging cable viral prank
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
i think i did this exact post last year but it's insane how hard this goes
youtu.be/ofzyGL8-rxc?...
Little Birdie
YouTube video by Release - Topic
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November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
shoplifting from my childhood bedroom
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
cousin walk (8 hours, no speaking, leaves crunching, deep woods ambiance)
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
maybe everybody thinks this but my dad is so obviously undiagnosed on the spectrum it's crazy
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
i eat like a pig and drink water like a chicken. and i don't vote
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
missed thanksgiving again because i got moss ague and had to wait at the urgent care for a wise woman
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
getting a vanity plate that's one number off from the one i already have for ocd reasons
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
go forbid
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
in my family on thanksgiving there's the big table, the kids table, and a table deep in the woods behind the house (where i sit)
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
you shouldn't talk politics this thanksgiving. in fact you shouldn't talk at all. your entire family should be eating in complete silence
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
going through the drive thru asking to use the landline
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
if i move to a smaller place i'll probably have to put The Experiment in a storage locker
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
putting my ps vita in a faraday cage at night
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM