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pit-trap setter
on really cold days make sure to wear at least three layers (epidermis, dermis, hypodermis)
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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What Makes a Good Joke

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December 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
shining amour: one knight stand, a medieval-themed reality dating show hosted by odd rufus and the chaste wizard, has been cancelled after one episode
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
a touch-starved man got stuck in the tree outside my work and wouldn't come down. animal control had to shoot him with a tranquilizer gun and catch him with a body pillow
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
3mg zyn are so weak theyre basically only suitable for children
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
been a very must be a full moon actually it is type of day
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Simply having a chudlerful christmas time
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
nicotine pouches are macrobiotic
December 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
always bittersweet when a beloved twitter mutual who only makes infrequent bluesky visits likes one of my flops but skips the funny ones
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
wearing a referee uniform to work and counting out my boss
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
wonder how much those four little apartments rent for
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
the southern foothills dwarves are facing backlash after announcing plans to use ai-enhanced contraptor units to mine for purple crystals in the fetid undermire region
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
gift guide for people who don't deserve them
December 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
booking a sungazers meetup at the local library and unknowingly becoming the subject of an emergency staff meeting
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I know everyone is strapped for cash, especially this time of year, but if anyone has a few extra bucks, Kevin could absolutely use the help

www.gofundme.com/f/kevin-need...
Donate to Kevin needs life saving surgery, we need your help!, organized by Aaron Salwat
Hello, my name is Aaron and I'm asking you all to help my best friend… Aaron Salwat needs your support for Kevin needs life saving surgery, we need your help!
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December 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
ok
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
i need to feel the fucking christmas spirit already or else
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
the most popular kitten names of 2024 were costco and wicked 2
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
people complain about the snow but like, just shovel at the beginning of the storm instead of the end, so much easier
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
dunkins night boss
eating apartment coworker
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
inhale peace exhale violence
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
mr. should be shoveling
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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remember how this year was year of active listening well i popped off too bad now its year of solemnity next
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
i'm bad with needles so the allergist threw dust in my face and made me roll around in moss and pet dander in the parking lot
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM