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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · Jan 31

I am taking measures

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 2h

Last night was reconstructed from first principles

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 2h

Currents Shorts Program 5 at NYFF is the perfect shorts block for going “wowwww awesomeeee” a bunch

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 6h

They should have Kangding Ray do music for the NYFF trailer every year

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 10h

I recently posted (and deleted) about an embarrassing physical ailment I am experiencing, and how I need to tell myself that God will be on my side in the end. Yesterday an amazing coincidence sparked by the prolonging of this ailment did in fact provide a potential job lead. Basically I was right

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 12h

I like to think of it as a delightful environmental surprise

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 12h

Wide leg jeans lovers when a real pleated trouser head comes at them…

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 13h

Assorted moviegoers have often told me I have a beautiful laugh, which makes me feel better about sometimes letting out the Other One, where I sound like Mrs. Krabapple at eighty decibels

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 1d

If you liked Hades because it was fun then yes. If you liked Hades for the story (and/or how it tied into the gameplay) then no. At the end of the day it’s mostly just More Hades

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 1d

Ok I’ve played enough Hades 2 to comfortably conclude that it’s Like, Fine

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 1d

Do you find it

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 1d

My opinions on One Battle After Another don’t really mean anything because I’m a sick pervert who still really loves Punch Drunk Love

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 1d

Havent submitted to my local Music League in a few rounds bc I forgot the whole point was to force my friends to listen to shit like this music.apple.com/us/album/poi...

Point of No Return by Gene McDaniels on Apple Music

Song · 1962 · Duration 2:16

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 2d

I need to go to Atlanta so I could be interviewed by the guy who does man on the street Instagram reels outside gay bars

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 2d

Gf made me a Heathcliff ham helmet for my birthday..

Miniature pink helmet that says HAM. Modeled by Labubu

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 3d

I have a Vision for my ideal Moby Dick movie but they would never let me do it. Because of the real whales

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · Sep 7

Whenever I see someone insist that “you can’t learn ____, you just have to be born with it!” It Pisses Me Off. don’t tell me what I can or can’t learn.

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 4d

WOW— you have to be watching Modern Family. Truly one of the funniest & most daring shows on television right now. #MoFam

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 4d

I used to listen to this A Lot during middle school track & field lol

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · Aug 27

Two from trans girl baseball

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 4d

Sorry I mean October 19th. At Life World. For Transfiguration International Film Festival

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 4d

I’ve made up my mind. On October 18th I will be attempting to name 100 gay guys.

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 5d

Me on rooftop by Hannah

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chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 5d

JAY KELLY— not my favorite out of NYFF by far, but a beautiful way to remember the late George Clooney.

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 5d

JAY KELLY— not my favorite out of NYFF by far, but a beautiful way to remember the late George Clooney.

chloe @chloesposts.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah it’s pretty much the same game