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Guy who used to circle the block looking for parking every morning , your car was in my dream 20 years later. Those subwoofers were worth it
January 29, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Guy who used to circle the block looking for parking every morning , your car was in my dream 20 years later. Those subwoofers were worth it
I will rip that sticker straight off your bill I swear to god. I will put my hands on your new era
January 29, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I will rip that sticker straight off your bill I swear to god. I will put my hands on your new era
Had to force quit Patreon because it was giving my phone a haptic heartbeat. Innovative app
January 28, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Had to force quit Patreon because it was giving my phone a haptic heartbeat. Innovative app
Please do not Caps letters in my email addresses I can’t stand to see them like that
January 28, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Please do not Caps letters in my email addresses I can’t stand to see them like that
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I hate myself for posting “What’s up?” at every moment. No I will not add a picture
January 27, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I hate myself for posting “What’s up?” at every moment. No I will not add a picture
I feel like they don’t show cheerleaders like they used to during football games. I always laughed at the slow motion hair flipping but now I feel like give the girls their moment, if they’re there, come on
January 27, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I feel like they don’t show cheerleaders like they used to during football games. I always laughed at the slow motion hair flipping but now I feel like give the girls their moment, if they’re there, come on
I’d never look at an ad
January 26, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I’d never look at an ad
I hate having to tap ✔️ when I mean✖️
January 25, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I hate having to tap ✔️ when I mean✖️
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That’s so cute that the patriots got back together with Josh McDaniels omg. Sorry for the nfl post
January 25, 2026 at 11:19 PM
That’s so cute that the patriots got back together with Josh McDaniels omg. Sorry for the nfl post
Turning on frozen hose best part of my day
January 25, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Turning on frozen hose best part of my day
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I wonder what the “feather bite cannon” in my dream did
January 25, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I wonder what the “feather bite cannon” in my dream did
Here’s some hair ice
January 24, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Here’s some hair ice
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i should go eat some stale tortilla chips instead of doing sleep hygiene
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i should go eat some stale tortilla chips instead of doing sleep hygiene
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i've dumped over 600,000 ai girlfriends to train the computer to hate men
January 23, 2026 at 3:47 AM
i've dumped over 600,000 ai girlfriends to train the computer to hate men
Fixed the update by turning on increase contrast 👍
January 23, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Fixed the update by turning on increase contrast 👍
Really annoyed myself by using “certainly” in my thoughts. Settle down it’s just us in here
January 23, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Really annoyed myself by using “certainly” in my thoughts. Settle down it’s just us in here
I’d like 2 inches of cushion on the bottom of my socks. And some shoes that respect that
January 23, 2026 at 11:18 AM
I’d like 2 inches of cushion on the bottom of my socks. And some shoes that respect that
Halloween is coming!
January 23, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Halloween is coming!
Well I just returned a muffin to some crows so I don’t know how you can call me evil
January 21, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Well I just returned a muffin to some crows so I don’t know how you can call me evil
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Absolutely unreal.
January 21, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Absolutely unreal.
I wish I could go back to my dream, I was in a world where all Eminem song titles started with L. That’s all I remember but it’s enough
January 21, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I wish I could go back to my dream, I was in a world where all Eminem song titles started with L. That’s all I remember but it’s enough
Dog so interested in smelling the new shirt I’ve never worn it’s looking like a “wash twice before wearing” situation
January 21, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Dog so interested in smelling the new shirt I’ve never worn it’s looking like a “wash twice before wearing” situation