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5yo niece wrote her dad my brother a note that says “Poop you. Rest in place” he will never recover
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Not following someone or liking their posts but replying to every one tagging a different podcast host
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
He can’t make it, his girlfriend’s got the butt
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Destroying Blue Sky for good with a 'still posts on Twitter' labeller.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s wild that there are any generally well liked people on the national broadcast teams for sports. So much of the audience is hypersensitive & waiting to get mad. Being a woman doing that is an insane tightrope
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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cozy cats
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Somehow flipped a capsule out of the bottle & it flew down my shirt, traditionally good luck
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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doing the dishes in my sink so the guy coming to fix my heating doesn’t know i eat breakfast
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Guy in my dream named Adam “The Boner” Savant Latex
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I’m that bitch whose profile I can edit
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
This bank partnered with FIFA. So you know you can trust them
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Bird I didn’t know was there just flew out from under me somehow. I’d like to say I was cool about it
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
We both love ncis. We were staring into each others eyes reciting full episodes in unison all night
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
A lid fit a thing it wasn’t originally intended for. It doesn’t get any better than that
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
More like goofgle
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I was too high to watch a video of Adam silver speaking it made me question everything
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Check out our latest video, it explains nothing:
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A new piece of crap sweatshirt can be so soft inside
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I have always hated people trying to sell me stuff by saying “it’s what the cool girls are wearing” but as an adult it’s like come on. Who are you talking about. You mean The Women Who Look Nice Today?
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Sorry I called that person a character, that was misleading. They just suck
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
He said he felt unstoppable. He went to the courthouse to challenge the United States of America to a 1v1
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
When I google something the first answer to reach my eyes is the truth. It wins! That was fun.
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
In my dream I was trying to get someone to throw me over a fence as a prank
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM