walter (🫴🏼 🥒 🌞🦇🐦⬛ 🦮)
@cucumber.bsky.social
walter (bats/crow)
a pickle for the knowing ones
figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome
te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand
🥜
discord: cucumberlife
a pickle for the knowing ones
figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome
te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand
🥜
discord: cucumberlife
i’m probably the world’s sexiest engineer ☺️
January 27, 2026 at 7:33 AM
i’m probably the world’s sexiest engineer ☺️
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Trees don’t stop they keep growing
January 27, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Trees don’t stop they keep growing
put it on a pike
modest proposal: heads on pikes
January 27, 2026 at 12:38 AM
put it on a pike
we should start calling it (sex) nookie again
January 26, 2026 at 11:04 PM
we should start calling it (sex) nookie again
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how bathed was my ape
January 26, 2026 at 11:02 PM
how bathed was my ape
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good morning I have evil in my heart and curses on my lips come and get a taste
January 25, 2026 at 3:02 PM
good morning I have evil in my heart and curses on my lips come and get a taste
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Imagine if there had been a Komodo dragon member of the Beach Boys
January 26, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Imagine if there had been a Komodo dragon member of the Beach Boys
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babe, i've been working on the railroad
January 26, 2026 at 10:09 PM
babe, i've been working on the railroad
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They hate to see a bad bitch doing a loop de loop
January 25, 2026 at 6:57 PM
They hate to see a bad bitch doing a loop de loop
11:30 am and i’m still wet (derogatory)
wet trouser contest
January 26, 2026 at 10:28 PM
11:30 am and i’m still wet (derogatory)
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The bellringer’s supper is a hearty meal designed to be eaten with one hand, in quick and furtive bites
January 26, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The bellringer’s supper is a hearty meal designed to be eaten with one hand, in quick and furtive bites
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Hup!
January 26, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Hup!
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Extraterrestrials are pretty much like normal ass terrestrials but extra... damn...
January 26, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Extraterrestrials are pretty much like normal ass terrestrials but extra... damn...
just one man’s opinion: my feet should not be wet unless i’m bathing, swimming or stomping grapes
January 26, 2026 at 8:28 PM
just one man’s opinion: my feet should not be wet unless i’m bathing, swimming or stomping grapes
🫵🏼 look nice tod
January 26, 2026 at 8:17 PM
🫵🏼 look nice tod
wet trouser contest
January 26, 2026 at 7:58 PM
wet trouser contest
this weather sucks ass (derogatory)
January 26, 2026 at 6:59 PM
this weather sucks ass (derogatory)
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Siri play Girl’s Own Film by During During
January 26, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Siri play Girl’s Own Film by During During
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at least the samurai in my backyard is quiet. he respects the peace, even as he drives his sacred blade through my tomatoes. i watch helplessly as he perfectly bisects every lemon on my tree, slashing green beans and carrots with calm determination. i sit, watching, quietly hoping that i'm next,
January 26, 2026 at 1:07 PM
at least the samurai in my backyard is quiet. he respects the peace, even as he drives his sacred blade through my tomatoes. i watch helplessly as he perfectly bisects every lemon on my tree, slashing green beans and carrots with calm determination. i sit, watching, quietly hoping that i'm next,
i wish that i could shake like a dog #wetwalter
January 26, 2026 at 8:35 AM
i wish that i could shake like a dog #wetwalter