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walter (🫴🏼 🥒 🌞🦇🐦‍⬛ 🦮)
@cucumber.bsky.social
walter (bats/crow)
a pickle for the knowing ones
figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome
te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand

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discord: cucumberlife
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They hate to see a bad bitch doing a loop de loop
January 25, 2026 at 6:57 PM
January 26, 2026 at 9:06 AM
i wish that i could shake like a dog #wetwalter
January 26, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 7:20 AM
big kelp
January 26, 2026 at 7:06 AM
between pacific tides
January 26, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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There's secret beans they don't want you to know about
January 26, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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good morning I have evil in my heart and curses on my lips come and get a taste
January 25, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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I would never join a voice chat with a man
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 AM
i like a lady with cool ears, etc
January 26, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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why do b vitamins smell like that
January 26, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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streaming some bullcrap
January 26, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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(picking up yoda by the throat) enough of your fucking riddles dude
January 24, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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I understand it's frustrating for creative types, but it's important that MFA programs and literary magazines and the like are full of narcissistic rich kids. Otherwise they'd be trying to run businesses, or become district attorneys. It's harm mitigation.
January 26, 2026 at 12:47 AM
such is my hunger
January 25, 2026 at 11:55 PM
when i lived in arizona in the 70s/80s ‘burritos’ were called ‘burros’ and they were human scale and then they became massive and added the ‘ito’ diminutive?
January 25, 2026 at 11:53 PM
i finished my burrito just now and i could easily finish three (3) more
January 25, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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i’m ready for a husband and a wife
January 25, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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my name is dave christ. no relation
January 25, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Each man bears at his back an arse of two cheeks. When he tires, he will sit upon it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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You are like a service dog to me the way I wanna put you in a vest and bring you places you're not supposed to be
January 25, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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saw a panther on the sea wall
January 25, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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Final Fantasy ass marina
January 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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Dog I saw today
January 25, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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the monster’s run was a brief one
January 22, 2026 at 3:47 PM