walter (🫴🏼 🥒 🌞🦇🐦⬛ 🦮)
@cucumber.bsky.social
walter (bats/crow)
a pickle for the knowing ones
figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome
te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand
🥜
discord: cucumberlife
a pickle for the knowing ones
figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome
te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand
🥜
discord: cucumberlife
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i have a medical condition where i have to smoke weed or i get sober
January 25, 2026 at 7:58 AM
i have a medical condition where i have to smoke weed or i get sober
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"i love you my darling"
—horniest man alive in 1947
—horniest man alive in 1947
January 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
"i love you my darling"
—horniest man alive in 1947
—horniest man alive in 1947
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I’m on a windswept moor building a little cairn and I’m muttering to myself “wait til they get a load of this shit. this is straight fire. This one’s gonna make em bark” and then after the spring thaw some guy from the next valley goes up there and is like “hell yeah dude”
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m on a windswept moor building a little cairn and I’m muttering to myself “wait til they get a load of this shit. this is straight fire. This one’s gonna make em bark” and then after the spring thaw some guy from the next valley goes up there and is like “hell yeah dude”
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me and the baddie I pulled by being irredeemably evil
January 24, 2026 at 2:41 AM
me and the baddie I pulled by being irredeemably evil
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Im in the guinness book of world records for puffiest nipples
January 24, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Im in the guinness book of world records for puffiest nipples
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cheese machine,
it go into ,,
// cheese melt mode /:
it go into ,,
// cheese melt mode /:
January 14, 2026 at 3:49 AM
cheese machine,
it go into ,,
// cheese melt mode /:
it go into ,,
// cheese melt mode /:
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egg shape,,
found by a bat,
a little mouldy
found by a bat,
a little mouldy
January 18, 2026 at 1:36 PM
egg shape,,
found by a bat,
a little mouldy
found by a bat,
a little mouldy
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January 18, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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Harmer Simpstone
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Licked by something from the darkness Bozeman, MT 3:50 AM Burning wet yellow stuff up on me All doors were locked i was inside
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John Eena “you can't eee me”
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Licked by something from the darkness Bozeman, MT 3:50 AM Burning wet yellow stuff up on me All doors were locked i was inside
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John Eena “you can't eee me”
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November 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Harmer Simpstone
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Licked by something from the darkness Bozeman, MT 3:50 AM Burning wet yellow stuff up on me All doors were locked i was inside
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John Eena “you can't eee me”
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Licked by something from the darkness Bozeman, MT 3:50 AM Burning wet yellow stuff up on me All doors were locked i was inside
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John Eena “you can't eee me”
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finally googled ‘steam deck’ to see what you are on about. disappointing.
January 25, 2026 at 8:14 AM
finally googled ‘steam deck’ to see what you are on about. disappointing.
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The best part of my job as the big stew pot in the castle kitchen is probably when I get washed out and scrubbed by the big burly pot ladies
January 24, 2026 at 12:37 PM
The best part of my job as the big stew pot in the castle kitchen is probably when I get washed out and scrubbed by the big burly pot ladies
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Some life advice for these trying times: Do the easy things first. Showing up every day is more important than the results. Drink a glass of water each morning. Floss every night. The m81 US Woodland camouflage pattern is widely available, affordable, and battle-tested in many terrains and conflicts
September 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Some life advice for these trying times: Do the easy things first. Showing up every day is more important than the results. Drink a glass of water each morning. Floss every night. The m81 US Woodland camouflage pattern is widely available, affordable, and battle-tested in many terrains and conflicts
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sadly john lydon has been on a several decades long asshole trajectory but this is a good song, and apropos of everything, *anger is an energy*
Public Image Limited - Rise
Music video by Public Image Limited performing Rise. (C) 2013 Virgin Records Ltd
youtu.be
July 30, 2024 at 7:27 AM
sadly john lydon has been on a several decades long asshole trajectory but this is a good song, and apropos of everything, *anger is an energy*
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grease is the worbe
January 25, 2026 at 3:13 AM
grease is the worbe
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They’re holding me at an angle and pushing me across a giant whetstone later to sharpen my edges
January 25, 2026 at 2:27 AM
They’re holding me at an angle and pushing me across a giant whetstone later to sharpen my edges
saw a panther on the sea wall
January 25, 2026 at 1:50 AM
saw a panther on the sea wall
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its because youre always on that damn flute
January 25, 2026 at 12:56 AM
its because youre always on that damn flute
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motherfucker, i’m gorgeous
January 24, 2026 at 10:32 PM
motherfucker, i’m gorgeous
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We will drive them out and chase them to the ends of the earth.
January 24, 2026 at 10:50 PM
We will drive them out and chase them to the ends of the earth.
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When this is over, there will be statues of Alex Pretti and Renee Good, ordinary people who gave their lives to protect their community, and ICE will be the great shame of the American Experiment
January 24, 2026 at 9:48 PM
When this is over, there will be statues of Alex Pretti and Renee Good, ordinary people who gave their lives to protect their community, and ICE will be the great shame of the American Experiment
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sea salt? yeah, if you show it to me.
January 24, 2026 at 8:43 PM
sea salt? yeah, if you show it to me.
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Okay, so. Time to leverage some clout. If you are outside MN and don't know how to help, here's one way. Pick a fund from standwithminnesota.com and I'll match them up to $1000. Post a receipt if you want but I'll probably believe you
Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 24, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Okay, so. Time to leverage some clout. If you are outside MN and don't know how to help, here's one way. Pick a fund from standwithminnesota.com and I'll match them up to $1000. Post a receipt if you want but I'll probably believe you
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none of this stops until the wealthy feel a scintilla of the pain they have wrought
December 14, 2023 at 5:18 AM
none of this stops until the wealthy feel a scintilla of the pain they have wrought