walter (🫴🏼 🥒 🌞🦇🐦⬛ 🦮)
@cucumber.bsky.social
walter (bats/crow)
a pickle for the knowing ones
figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome
te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand
🥜
discord: cucumberlife
a pickle for the knowing ones
figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome
te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand
🥜
discord: cucumberlife
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“the peeled potato is slipperiest” -ancient proverb
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“the peeled potato is slipperiest” -ancient proverb
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Throwing another grinch pelt atop the mouldering pile
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Throwing another grinch pelt atop the mouldering pile
no cycling no skateboarding
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
no cycling no skateboarding
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i am surrounded by quaint cows
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i am surrounded by quaint cows
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I’m addicted to being cool as hell
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’m addicted to being cool as hell
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You know what lord, I am ready to be lead into temptation actually
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
You know what lord, I am ready to be lead into temptation actually
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really dumb, obvious snack i haven't seen mentioned anywhere before: avocado toast, but with garlic naan 👍
August 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
really dumb, obvious snack i haven't seen mentioned anywhere before: avocado toast, but with garlic naan 👍
wednesday night, if you are there, say hello (as always i’ll be the handsome one 🙂)
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
wednesday night, if you are there, say hello (as always i’ll be the handsome one 🙂)
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burrito aux haricots et au fromage 😋
March 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
burrito aux haricots et au fromage 😋
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got a burrito in my pocket (non suggestive)
February 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
got a burrito in my pocket (non suggestive)
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my backpack has a burrito holster
December 1, 2024 at 4:48 AM
my backpack has a burrito holster
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i’ve misplaced my burrito (not a euphemism) 😕
February 12, 2024 at 10:48 PM
i’ve misplaced my burrito (not a euphemism) 😕
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morning burrito 😋
August 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
morning burrito 😋
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my hand in marriage to the first lady that brings me cheese enchiladas
October 23, 2024 at 6:31 PM
my hand in marriage to the first lady that brings me cheese enchiladas
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wearing a neon brown top
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
wearing a neon brown top
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Part 218 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
Ceramic hedgehog dated to the Neolithic period found at the Hamin archaeological site near Shebotu Town in Inner Mongolia, China
Ceramic hedgehog dated to the Neolithic period found at the Hamin archaeological site near Shebotu Town in Inner Mongolia, China
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Part 218 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
Ceramic hedgehog dated to the Neolithic period found at the Hamin archaeological site near Shebotu Town in Inner Mongolia, China
Ceramic hedgehog dated to the Neolithic period found at the Hamin archaeological site near Shebotu Town in Inner Mongolia, China
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there wouldn’t be many compilations that introduced generations to a new genre of music like ‘the harder they come’
get yourself a beater copy of this and play it, enjoy the loping beats, pops and tsizle.
get yourself a beater copy of this and play it, enjoy the loping beats, pops and tsizle.
August 18, 2023 at 10:18 AM
there wouldn’t be many compilations that introduced generations to a new genre of music like ‘the harder they come’
get yourself a beater copy of this and play it, enjoy the loping beats, pops and tsizle.
get yourself a beater copy of this and play it, enjoy the loping beats, pops and tsizle.
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the fig enjoyer stopped the house (kākā)
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
the fig enjoyer stopped the house (kākā)
current situation vis a vis the monsters
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
current situation vis a vis the monsters
the fig enjoyer stopped the house (kākā)
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
the fig enjoyer stopped the house (kākā)
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Just saw your man get devoured by a dust cloud of unknown particles. Nothing left but a skeleton that toppled to the ground shortly after sorry to say
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Just saw your man get devoured by a dust cloud of unknown particles. Nothing left but a skeleton that toppled to the ground shortly after sorry to say
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overheard conversation at work, in which a colleague is talking about his 'PB' - how proud he is - how great it made him feel - etc.
and I think to myself: "dude REALLY likes peanut butter."
and I think to myself: "dude REALLY likes peanut butter."
September 25, 2024 at 8:18 AM
overheard conversation at work, in which a colleague is talking about his 'PB' - how proud he is - how great it made him feel - etc.
and I think to myself: "dude REALLY likes peanut butter."
and I think to myself: "dude REALLY likes peanut butter."
work colleague who tells me on a monthly basis that he’s a member of ‘mensa’ just told me that he doesn’t like london ‘because there’s nobody *from* london there anymore’ 🥴
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
work colleague who tells me on a monthly basis that he’s a member of ‘mensa’ just told me that he doesn’t like london ‘because there’s nobody *from* london there anymore’ 🥴
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Bean boys always stay strapped with a can
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Bean boys always stay strapped with a can