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Swimming back for a sequel.
Klingons captured Captain Kirk in the Neutral Zone and glued his asshole shut up
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Klingons captured Captain Kirk in the Neutral Zone and glued his asshole shut up
🎶 Evvvreeybooody have fun toniiiight 🎶
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
🎶 Evvvreeybooody have fun toniiiight 🎶
I have the song “Everybody Have Fun Tonight” stuck in my head. It’s been stuck in my head for at least 6 hours
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I have the song “Everybody Have Fun Tonight” stuck in my head. It’s been stuck in my head for at least 6 hours
everybody wang chung tonight?
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
everybody wang chung tonight?
They like ‘em big over there 👀
You look like you might not faint wearing heavy armor. You might check out the Legion garrison at Fort Moonmoth. They like 'em big over there, and maybe they're looking for recruits. Good benefits, chance for advancement, get a piece of land at retirement, maybe even end up a knight.
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
They like ‘em big over there 👀
Hemoglobin is a kind of goblin
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Hemoglobin is a kind of goblin
Wishing luck for your fights with racist stupid relatives tomorrow. Embrace the will of the warrior
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Wishing luck for your fights with racist stupid relatives tomorrow. Embrace the will of the warrior
Wherever you poop, there you are
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Wherever you poop, there you are
Taylor Swift would definitely beat Thomas Jefferson in a fight
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Taylor Swift would definitely beat Thomas Jefferson in a fight
Wolfgang Amadeus Beethoven
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Wolfgang Amadeus Beethoven
The problem with urine is you run out of it
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The problem with urine is you run out of it
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Target is also an etiquette school for Cardassians
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Target is also an etiquette school for Cardassians
Everyone is cancelling their subscription to your ass
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Everyone is cancelling their subscription to your ass
klatu barada nikto
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
klatu barada nikto
The woods are full of bear shit and fallen trees
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The woods are full of bear shit and fallen trees
Imagine being brave enough to eat coworkers’ food that they prepared.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Imagine being brave enough to eat coworkers’ food that they prepared.
Assembling a team of freakishly hairy men to defeat a ufc fighter in hand to hand combat and then dance a savage victory dance over his beaten, hairless shaven body
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Assembling a team of freakishly hairy men to defeat a ufc fighter in hand to hand combat and then dance a savage victory dance over his beaten, hairless shaven body
Dune is a very Polish narrative
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Dune is a very Polish narrative
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
tfw u need seven samurai
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Ewoks with pinstripe suits, fedoras, and tommy guns, have been robbing banks across America
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Ewoks with pinstripe suits, fedoras, and tommy guns, have been robbing banks across America
I’d be the best neglectful father ever
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’d be the best neglectful father ever
I’m more sympathetic to the anti robot bartender in Star Wars: A New Hope, than I used to be
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I’m more sympathetic to the anti robot bartender in Star Wars: A New Hope, than I used to be
Acab
all Crustaceans are beautiful
all Crustaceans are beautiful
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Acab
all Crustaceans are beautiful
all Crustaceans are beautiful