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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 2h

Damn, ig his brother had all the talent in the family

🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 2h

Nah, I’m off the clock

morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 2h

My son.... My poor son.... Please, please help a sad old man.

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🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 3h

extra long charging cables make me feel like a decadent slut

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 2h

Sweaty nerd vibes. Too much of a dweebus.

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 4h

His writing for the movie novelizations seems to get semi better with each book. Very weird & stilted tone to the character conversations & inner monologues lol.

Aliens: Bishop by TR Napper does a much better job of capturing one of the movie characters’ vibes

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 4h

Reading the novelization for the movie Aliens, by Alan Dean Foster.
Overall somewhat better than his novelization for Alien but not great.
A strange feature of this book- PG language only. It’s so fucking weird having Ripley & the colonial marines facing alien monsters & not even saying darn.

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 4h

No way she’s clearly a mummy like that ice man guy from the Stone Age

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 21h

Pay GRR Martin to rewrite Moby Dick. long ass descriptions of feasting on salt beef, biscuits, rum, turtle soup, sardines, chowder, seagull, etc. clunky sex scenes between Ishmael & dolphin women. Queequeg gores a bunch of people with his harpoon & hatchet. Ahab lost his dick to Moby Dick. Etc

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 21h

He fights a group of russian assassins from fedex. Their leader is a huge bald guy with a scar & a goatee.

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 21h

Shooting a Dracula and being awarded a discount by subway

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 21h

a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie smiling

ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie smiling

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 21h

Ghost jizz

morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 21h

Ectoplasm is a filmy residue with modest magical properties that remains after a revenant spirit has been banished from the mortal plane.

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 21h

Poser white nationalist who thinks italians are white

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 1d

That’s why they call the dad “the ventriloquist”

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 1d

Go away, diseased creature!

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dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 1d

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