theshrimpening2.bsky.social
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 2h
sweaty hands
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😡
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 2h
The Crab Challenger disaster was a sad day for crustaceans everywhere. The rescue crews bringing drawn butter and bibs just added insult to injury
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 2h
I bet they don’t even appreciate goofy
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Saruman?
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 2h
What is this, Crab NASA?
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dungeonlust.com
𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙.˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆ @dungeonlust.com · Oct 7
Lurtz from LoTR
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it’s croob men
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🎩🦐😱😱😱😱
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morrowind-txt.bsky.social
morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 9h
Axes include the war axe and battle axe.
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frogandtoadbot.bsky.social
Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 9h
“Frog,” asked Toad, “was that a true story?”

“Maybe it was and maybe it wasn’t,” said Frog.
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horsedisc.bsky.social
disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11h
You expect Filipino-Americans to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Hell where I might get hunted for being myself.
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Farms always are
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When he’s right he’s right
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 12h
I heard anglerfish had his bottom ribs removed so he could suck his own light
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discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
Discontinued FOoOoOoOods! 🎃🍫👻🍬 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 12h
3 Muskefears (2015, 2016): Fun-sized 3 Musketeers bars featuring dyed "spooky red" nougat. Released for back-to-back Halloween seasons
A bag covered with a spiderweb design and the 3 Musketeers logo. Underneath it says "Muskefears" in "spooky" red and white lettering, with an image of a chocolate bar with a red filling A bright red, fun-sized candy wrapper that says "3 Musketeers Spooky Red Nougat", behind a split chocolate bar with red filling
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Quaaaade. Staaaart. The reeeaaactooor. Freeeee Maaars
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d
People fucking suck. Lucky for you, there’s Allstate
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d
Nothing tastes as good as bipartisan legislation feels
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d
Yellow man
Painting of a yellow man
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🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 16h
the haters are fingering me
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 1d
ET healing incels with his magic fingering
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Midnight ET Cowboy
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 1d
What if your butt had an ass?
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 2d
The fish?
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