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🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · May 28

my tender pussy falls right off the bone

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🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 9m

a gun

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 1h

This is why reconstruction must include the media, because their needs to be consequences for lying and being allowed to blatantly lie like this, as well as not correcting this easily correctible lie.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2h

Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."

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🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 1h

going back to tinder when you're not truly ready is a crime against me

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🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 1h

took a sip

ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.... 43m The piss tank on the is now 8% full.
ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.... 44m The piss tank on the is now 9% full.

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🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 2h

hungry for sleep and sleepy for food

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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 3h

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🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 2h

bringing sympathy to a knife fight

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sid (scary version) @sidvicious.ca · 23h

another highland coo

an ink and watercolor illustration of a highland cow in a field

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🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 2h

her being completely fine is camp

CamCron @camcron.bsky.social · 20h

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🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 2h

the rabble we (not me)

🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 2h

sure things suck and are bad

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 1d

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🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 4h

save me hunk Daddy Superman

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nadira rodin @nadirarod.institute · 5h

getting canceled for time traveling back to kill child hitler, thereby sparing him of his comeuppance

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🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 5h

Hitler knowing he was on the wrong side of history was punishment enough

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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 13h

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🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 6h

took a bite out of a tortilla chip with a slice of Gouda on it and a cat looked at me from outside

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🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 6h

the cows of the future will be liberated

Tony Lee @pigasuspress.bsky.social · 10h

Pun of the day.

🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 6h

i need to remember I'm dealing with people who go a whole minute having one thought

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 18h

Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?