Biollante
@bivouacchillin.bsky.social
Happy Thanksgiving to all my american friends. To all my other friends, stay classy or whatever
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all my american friends. To all my other friends, stay classy or whatever
Chewing on a wad of C4 like it's bubblegum
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Chewing on a wad of C4 like it's bubblegum
Video games always make a skeleton with a sword the lowliest enemy. Thats a shame because a skeleton with a sword is the most badass shit ever
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Video games always make a skeleton with a sword the lowliest enemy. Thats a shame because a skeleton with a sword is the most badass shit ever
Imagine being so goated that the nation of Uganda puts you on their flag. This is the power of the Grey Crowned Crane
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Imagine being so goated that the nation of Uganda puts you on their flag. This is the power of the Grey Crowned Crane
Southern American Horned Frogs are also known as Pac-Man Frogs. Any guesses as to why?
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Southern American Horned Frogs are also known as Pac-Man Frogs. Any guesses as to why?
I'm thinking of becoming the first human to contract highly pathogenic avian flu
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I'm thinking of becoming the first human to contract highly pathogenic avian flu
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Seahorses don't have stomachs, or teeth. They swallow food whole and it's partially digested in their intestines before they excrete the rest out. This means they have to eat constantly just to stay alive, feeding on up to three thousand brine shrimp a day
November 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Seahorses don't have stomachs, or teeth. They swallow food whole and it's partially digested in their intestines before they excrete the rest out. This means they have to eat constantly just to stay alive, feeding on up to three thousand brine shrimp a day
"If I had my druthers" but you don't, do you? You sit there, totally druthersless, talking ifs, as though you had any druthers to begin with. You disgust me. Be gone from my sight, you wretch
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 AM
"If I had my druthers" but you don't, do you? You sit there, totally druthersless, talking ifs, as though you had any druthers to begin with. You disgust me. Be gone from my sight, you wretch
Just saw this really cool statue
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just saw this really cool statue
The lascivious badger
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
The lascivious badger
This place really is liberal Twitter. X dot com (the everything app) is a continually enshittifying hell of a website controlled by nazis. You'd think bluesky would try and capitalize on that and present itself as an alternative but it doesn't. It's the Chuck Schumer of social media
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This place really is liberal Twitter. X dot com (the everything app) is a continually enshittifying hell of a website controlled by nazis. You'd think bluesky would try and capitalize on that and present itself as an alternative but it doesn't. It's the Chuck Schumer of social media
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
Congratulations to Donald trump for being our country's first diddy ah blud president
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Congratulations to Donald trump for being our country's first diddy ah blud president
Oh it's to my chagrin for sure, but it's not much to my chagrin. Not much to my chagrin at all
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Oh it's to my chagrin for sure, but it's not much to my chagrin. Not much to my chagrin at all
Oh ye of shittlehope
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Oh ye of shittlehope
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es ist gefährlich alleine raus zu gehn bitte nimm diesen gespensterfish
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
es ist gefährlich alleine raus zu gehn bitte nimm diesen gespensterfish
Barreleye Fish have the craziest adaptation I've ever seen, a transparent head. Their eyes point upward through their head so they can see prey above them, and the green pigmentation allows them to filter out sunlight!
November 9, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Barreleye Fish have the craziest adaptation I've ever seen, a transparent head. Their eyes point upward through their head so they can see prey above them, and the green pigmentation allows them to filter out sunlight!
If you go to McDonald's and order a "McSlappy" the cashier will beat your ass
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you go to McDonald's and order a "McSlappy" the cashier will beat your ass
I took this picture of Da Moon
November 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I took this picture of Da Moon
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Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it
New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it