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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 45m

Hell yeah good job

Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 2h

“You should be a serial womanizer and give your one night stands a gift basket on the way out the door, LIKE A TRUE LEADER”

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 2h

Jesus Christ why can’t these fuckin dweebs just be normal?

ThErE aRe BeTtEr WaYs To LeAd!

USA TODAY @usatoday.com · 3h

Do you talk trash like Diego Pavia? As a young athlete, there are better ways to lead. Just watch how Baseball Hall of Famer Derek Jeter did it.

Do you talk trash like Diego Pavia? As a young athlete, there are better ways to lead

Do you talk trash like Diego Pavia? As a young athlete, there are better ways to lead. Just watch how Baseball Hall of Famer Derek Jeter did it.

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 2h

A Cry in the Dark.

Late 80s, maybe 1987 or 88?

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 3h

I think it was more making fun of the over the top way Meryl Streep said that line in the movie about those events rather than the events themselves

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 12h

“Intervene”

a man in a plaid shirt is smiling and giving a peace sign

ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is smiling and giving a peace sign

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 13h

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 13h

ISTFG it’s very difficult being your friend sometimes.

Fuckin Johnny Depp

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Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 13h

a man is holding a spray bottle while talking to a boy .

ALT: a man is holding a spray bottle while talking to a boy .

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 13h

a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .

ALT: a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 14h

Been a long, frustrating week but Son of Cerdo and I made some pizza and are watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 15h

Hell yes I love it

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 18h

Meeting at 4 PM and meeting at 5 PM

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 20h

Because he didn’t. He was actively campaigning for it for months.

Lol he could give a shit about who *actually* won it, he just knows it wasn’t him

Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 21h

Good to see the pride of New Ulm, Minnesota made the cut

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 21h

Oh my comment is based solely on the fact he desperately wanted it for himself

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 23h

CRITICAL CANNING UPDATE

Looks like the last run of this year’s summer garden.

Pint and a half of crushed cherry tomatoes.

4 pints green tomatoes salsa with roasted bell peppers, poblanos, serranos, habaneros, and roasted jalapeños.

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 1d

lol Trump is gonna be PISSED

www.bbc.com/news/live/c1...

Nobel Peace Prize 2025 live updates: Venezuelan democracy activist María Corina Machado wins

Nominations closed in January but US President Donald Trump had led a public campaign to win the award.

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 1d

So LONGLEGS fucking rules.

Absolute marvel of a movie, not an ounce of fat on it, and EXTREMELY unsettling.

What a picture.

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 1d

She’s scaring the shit out of me and not listening when called. She’s fine, we ended up getting her, but fuck me

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 1d

Her Ladyship just pulled out of her harness AND collar and I spent the past 40 minutes chasing her through the neighborhood, how’s everyone else’s night going?

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 1d

What the fuck

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah man, it’s not great

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 1d

Lol this is going to get laughed out of court

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 1d

/pulls out a jar of peanut butter and a copy of Guns & Ammo

Yeah man, absolutely

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