Cantante Cerdo
@cantantecerdo.bsky.social
Food Sexter, Tampon-Purchasing Feminist Icon, Certified Hater, GroceryBro
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Habanero-sumac marinated shrimp with pan fried sweet potato hash with carrots, cherry tomatoes, red onions, and kale. Finished with feta and garden fennel fronds
Habanero-sumac marinated shrimp with pan fried sweet potato hash with carrots, cherry tomatoes, red onions, and kale. Finished with feta and garden fennel fronds
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Habanero-sumac marinated shrimp with pan fried sweet potato hash with carrots, cherry tomatoes, red onions, and kale. Finished with feta and garden fennel fronds
Habanero-sumac marinated shrimp with pan fried sweet potato hash with carrots, cherry tomatoes, red onions, and kale. Finished with feta and garden fennel fronds
Give my buddy Dave some of your money for his fantastic storytelling
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Follow artist Drake the ragtag crew of the freighter Trystero as they solve everyone else's goddamned problems. #scifi #scifibooks #cosmichorror #lgbtq
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Follow artist Drake the ragtag crew of the freighter Trystero as they solve everyone else's goddamned problems. #scifi #scifibooks #cosmichorror #lgbtq
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November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Give my buddy Dave some of your money for his fantastic storytelling
When the coffee and the DayQuil hit
a cartoon character with big eyes and a purple head
ALT: a cartoon character with big eyes and a purple head
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
When the coffee and the DayQuil hit
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Now, witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Now, witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!
Me: makes egg white omelet
Ruby:
Ruby:
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Me: makes egg white omelet
Ruby:
Ruby:
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It’s funny that all that Rodgers drama carries on even while he’s now routinely putting in like 180 yd 1 td performances
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
It’s funny that all that Rodgers drama carries on even while he’s now routinely putting in like 180 yd 1 td performances
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
theonion.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
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I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.
Hey @jaimekay.bsky.social looks like we might’ve jumped the gun
Wait holy shit, a nice correction on this story - THESE CELEBS DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THIS PROJECT. They recorded voices 15 years ago for an audio bible project and Fox is repurposing it bsky.app/profile/falc...
Okay, this is kind of wild? www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
November 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hey @jaimekay.bsky.social looks like we might’ve jumped the gun
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Wait holy shit, a nice correction on this story - THESE CELEBS DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THIS PROJECT. They recorded voices 15 years ago for an audio bible project and Fox is repurposing it bsky.app/profile/falc...
Okay, this is kind of wild? www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
Kristen Bell Is the Star of a New FOX Jesus Podcast. No One Told Her
FOX's new Jesus podcast features Kristen Bell as the voice of Mary Magdalene. Bell, however, recorded the audio 15 years ago for a different project.
www.rollingstone.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Wait holy shit, a nice correction on this story - THESE CELEBS DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THIS PROJECT. They recorded voices 15 years ago for an audio bible project and Fox is repurposing it bsky.app/profile/falc...
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omfg
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
omfg
Son of Cerdo had his second grade concert tonight and finishing up with Juvenile’s BACK THAT AZZ UP was an artistic masterstroke by his music teacher.
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Son of Cerdo had his second grade concert tonight and finishing up with Juvenile’s BACK THAT AZZ UP was an artistic masterstroke by his music teacher.
Doing great, Keith. Keep posting through it.
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Doing great, Keith. Keep posting through it.
Love too drop my truck off for something I was told would take 3 hours and 8 1/2 hours later it still isn’t done
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Love too drop my truck off for something I was told would take 3 hours and 8 1/2 hours later it still isn’t done
Singer in ROAD HOUSE voice:
The name….is RUBY
The name….is RUBY
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Singer in ROAD HOUSE voice:
The name….is RUBY
The name….is RUBY
Gotta fill out some paperwork but this girl is going to be moving in!
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Gotta fill out some paperwork but this girl is going to be moving in!
Fuck it, let’s get weird
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Fuck it, let’s get weird
/me, getting out of my 6 PM meeting on a Friday
a man in a turtleneck sweater is standing in front of a fireplace .
ALT: a man in a turtleneck sweater is standing in front of a fireplace .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
/me, getting out of my 6 PM meeting on a Friday
Boy oh boy, they sure seem hellbent on making Sydney Sweeney at major box office draw and boy oh boy is it not working
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Boy oh boy, they sure seem hellbent on making Sydney Sweeney at major box office draw and boy oh boy is it not working
LOLOL just guilty as sin
Breaking News: Pam Bondi assigned a prosecutor to look into Jeffrey Epstein’s ties to prominent Democrats including Bill Clinton, at President Trump’s urging.
Trump Live Updates: Bondi Assigns Prosecutor to Look Into Epstein’s Ties to Prominent Democrats
nyti.ms
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
LOLOL just guilty as sin