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Chris Kluwe
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social
Troublemaker extraordinaire, CA AD 72 Candidate, www.kluweoc.com
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Hey everyone, you’ve been asking me to run for office for a while, so guess what?

I’m running for California State Assembly!

Now, I don’t like asking for money, but we gotta pay for this somehow, and if everyone throws in $7 we’ll have the resources to run one hell of a race, so, uh, do the thing.
Reposted by Chris Kluwe
As Melissa points out in the replies, this guy, who also proposes putting women in "breeding gulags" to be repeatedly raped and forced to give birth, had dinner with the president of the United States.
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 14, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I did!

(because I have been told in no uncertain terms by my campaign team that I have to)
February 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Yup, this is true
February 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Most guys I played with were between 6’1”-6’5, and yes being tall is an advantage because you can generate more leverage on the ball
February 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I’m doing the thing as hard as I can
February 14, 2026 at 6:27 AM
It frequently takes people aback
February 14, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Just a couple of guys hanging out at a fun campaign event tonight, talking about how we’re gonna make sure those responsible see the appropriate consequences

(check the alt text if the lighting throws you off)
February 14, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Damn, prime ribeye at $9.99 is a steal, enjoy the meats
February 14, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Feely can fuck right off
February 14, 2026 at 5:59 AM
They have good meatballs
February 14, 2026 at 5:58 AM
No idea, it’s LA, they could’ve been inspired to run home and write a script
February 14, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Oh yeah we had a great time
February 14, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Delicious
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
They are
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Look, if you can’t drop your prime rib in 30 seconds and walk away from the potatoes au gratin you’re not prepared for this life
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
(for those unfamiliar, Lawry’s is a steakhouse in LA that’s very well known (they also sell those seasoning packages you see in the grocery store) and you normally can’t just walk in on a day like Valentine’s Day)
February 13, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Slightly off topic, but my favorite Valentine’s date with my wife was when we were both in college (before we got married), and we didn’t really have plans so we decided to see if we could just walk in to Lawry’s and it was half empty because a bank had just been robbed down the street.
This is an unapologetically sappy feel-good subject (at least, I guess, for people in a happy relationship”). So, to prepare for Valentine’s Day, what did you and your partner do for a first date?

My wife and I went to tea at Huntington Gardens and walked around.
On our first date, my spouse and I spent like an hour talking about footnotes.
February 13, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Yes, but we can be better
February 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
There is no reforming this. There is only abolition, and then trials.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Reposted by Chris Kluwe
This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Yuuuuuuuup
February 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
This this a thousand times this.

The foundation of almost every problem we have is a wealth inequality problem (which also ties into this country’s particular history of racism and white supremacy).
AOC: "Extreme level of wealth inequality leads to social instability and drives authoritarianism, right-wing populism, and really dangerous domestic internal politics. That is a direct outcome of the failure of democracies over decades to deliver."
February 13, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Reposted by Chris Kluwe
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social , I'm doing a thing.

The only resources I can currently redistribute are my own, so I figured I'd start there.
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February 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Haha, I’m not there as a performer :)

(Though I let them know if they want me to fill on anything I’m more than happy to)
February 13, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Right? Like, anytime he brings this shit up I just want to scream “we ALREADY have our perfect spaceship you dumbass, it’s called ‘Earth’”
February 13, 2026 at 7:45 PM