Chris Kluwe
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social
Troublemaker extraordinaire, CA AD 72 Candidate, www.kluweoc.com
Ham stew time also means breakfast quiches, because 11 lbs of ham is a lot of ham!
(My wife makes these ones, I just prep all the ingredients)
(My wife makes these ones, I just prep all the ingredients)
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Ham stew time also means breakfast quiches, because 11 lbs of ham is a lot of ham!
(My wife makes these ones, I just prep all the ingredients)
(My wife makes these ones, I just prep all the ingredients)
HAM STEW HAM STEW HAM STEW
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
HAM STEW HAM STEW HAM STEW
Hey, just a reminder that I'm gonna be at this event with Dave Min on Saturday! Hope to see you there!
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hey, just a reminder that I'm gonna be at this event with Dave Min on Saturday! Hope to see you there!
Also, my order from @monteiro.bsky.social arrived! So excited! I finally have a lapel pin for political events where I have to wear a suit!
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Also, my order from @monteiro.bsky.social arrived! So excited! I finally have a lapel pin for political events where I have to wear a suit!
I’m not just here for the ham either. BEHOLD MY DISCOUNT CHICKEN
(making yellow curry tonight with it, got two packs)
(making yellow curry tonight with it, got two packs)
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m not just here for the ham either. BEHOLD MY DISCOUNT CHICKEN
(making yellow curry tonight with it, got two packs)
(making yellow curry tonight with it, got two packs)
HELL YEAH NOW THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT IT’S HAM STEW TIME BABBBBBBYYYYYYYY
December 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
HELL YEAH NOW THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT IT’S HAM STEW TIME BABBBBBBYYYYYYYY
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When you’re not sure why the dog is staring up at the roof so you go out to check and suddenly realize you’re now part of a side quest
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
When you’re not sure why the dog is staring up at the roof so you go out to check and suddenly realize you’re now part of a side quest
Yes, officer, I would like to report a murder
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Yes, officer, I would like to report a murder
Hey everyone, if you're looking for something to do this Friday in a post turkey coma, I'll be taking part in a charity fundraising stream where we'll play a TTRPG oneshot! I'll be on from 5-9pm PST, and proceeds go to createMPLS.
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Hey everyone, if you're looking for something to do this Friday in a post turkey coma, I'll be taking part in a charity fundraising stream where we'll play a TTRPG oneshot! I'll be on from 5-9pm PST, and proceeds go to createMPLS.
Yup, bruise is starting to come in from the hit last night (thats *right on the bone,* btw). Can’t wait to see what my left thigh looks like tomorrow!
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Yup, bruise is starting to come in from the hit last night (thats *right on the bone,* btw). Can’t wait to see what my left thigh looks like tomorrow!
🎵hello ice pack my old friend🎶
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
🎵hello ice pack my old friend🎶
These are my current pair, I usually just look for something around $50-60 that won’t wear out too quick. Happy with the quality of these ones.
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
These are my current pair, I usually just look for something around $50-60 that won’t wear out too quick. Happy with the quality of these ones.
soooooooooomeBODY once told me
the world is gonna roll me
the world is gonna roll me
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
soooooooooomeBODY once told me
the world is gonna roll me
the world is gonna roll me
AN ANNOUNCEMENT
I will be at the Democratic Club of West OC’s holiday party! Come have charcuterie with me! There will be GOURMET desserts! Loud noises!
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I will be at the Democratic Club of West OC’s holiday party! Come have charcuterie with me! There will be GOURMET desserts! Loud noises!
secure.actblue.com/donate/2025h...
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
AN ANNOUNCEMENT
I will be at the Democratic Club of West OC’s holiday party! Come have charcuterie with me! There will be GOURMET desserts! Loud noises!
secure.actblue.com/donate/2025h...
I will be at the Democratic Club of West OC’s holiday party! Come have charcuterie with me! There will be GOURMET desserts! Loud noises!
secure.actblue.com/donate/2025h...
<me, innocently checking my feed before going to bed>
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
<me, innocently checking my feed before going to bed>
UNBAN ME FROM TWITTER YOU COWARDS
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
UNBAN ME FROM TWITTER YOU COWARDS
KICKER: I’m having trouble with accuracy, can you help?
ME: We’ll need to straighten out your hips in your motion.
KICKER: But I want to use my hips, it feels easier.
ME:
ME: We’ll need to straighten out your hips in your motion.
KICKER: But I want to use my hips, it feels easier.
ME:
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
KICKER: I’m having trouble with accuracy, can you help?
ME: We’ll need to straighten out your hips in your motion.
KICKER: But I want to use my hips, it feels easier.
ME:
ME: We’ll need to straighten out your hips in your motion.
KICKER: But I want to use my hips, it feels easier.
ME:
Supporting AFSCME 3299 in their strike at UCI, union solidarity is how we get stuff done. Looks like things are winding down for the day, hopefully the university pays its employees what they deserve.
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Supporting AFSCME 3299 in their strike at UCI, union solidarity is how we get stuff done. Looks like things are winding down for the day, hopefully the university pays its employees what they deserve.
<Chris Kluwe for Ass.> - “…nice”
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
<Chris Kluwe for Ass.> - “…nice”
When your people are watching Pluribus and the bed is now open season
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
When your people are watching Pluribus and the bed is now open season
This pile of flap meat has more spine than Chuck Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This pile of flap meat has more spine than Chuck Schumer