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@jims.bsky.social

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i'd tickle a fish if the wet chime of its laughter could heal us

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jims @jims.bsky.social · Jan 25

taught a slime mold heliocentrism and now it grows in concentric circles. an expression of reverence? who can say

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 1d

is that what you've heard, minse? i'll boil you in a tub of gravy. i'll redirect your mail into space, you seedless mint. i heard you spread sugar in your hideous ears so that ants pluck busy harmonies on your stereocilia. i heard their feet play your cochlea like a drum and you love it, ant pervert

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 1d

i didn't make it very far today, but tomorrow is always a wellspring of fresh opportunities

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 1d

the more blood vessels we burst in our throat, the more garage tools we get in the afterlife

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 2d

spooky season has been suspended. frivolity has no place in this dojo

jims @jims.bsky.social · 9d

going spooky mode for the first time ever, pfp choice courtesy of bsky's premiere monster wrangler @weedlejuice.bsky.social

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 2d

crab man is actually the name of the professor, crabs man is the monster

jims @jims.bsky.social · 6d

i am the egg from which my death will hatch; hopefully as beautiful and hairless as the lizard, unburdened by sinful fur. i hope the residual yolk of my being is nourishing for what comes after, from a life kept clean and free of The Devil's bristles. my death will never know hair's apostate touch,

jims @jims.bsky.social · 6d

do i fear rice? yes. fear marks a healthy respect; with respect comes understanding. in order to temper and tame the grain, you must subject it to Various Flavours. saffron... coconut... coriander and lemon... these are the songs that soothe the beast. understand this, and you may kiss my rude son

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 7d

no doubt

jims @jims.bsky.social · 9d

the moon blinked. instant, easy to miss, but i saw it. now she sees me. the veil has been lifted, that forbidden covenant between man and moon broken; never peek behind the curtain, never know her for what she truly is. now she stares death. oblivion approaches, rising with her hateful tides. lmao

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 9d

hell yeah

jims @jims.bsky.social · 9d

going spooky mode for the first time ever, pfp choice courtesy of bsky's premiere monster wrangler @weedlejuice.bsky.social

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 9d

spider with the juice
spinning web made of fingers
thick hole required

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 10d

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 10d

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 10d

beast mode beast law

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 10d

apolerguyeyeeis forgot alt text

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 10d

@ajoff.bsky.social sorry for the good quality

a slurpee wearing a bear wearing sunnies that represent the slurpee that wields it

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 10d

firing up the image distortion machine now...

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 10d

knowing, feeling; two sides of the same quantum fold, forever adjacent yet a million miles apart. closer, yet, in matters of the heart. i feel my cement mixer wife loves me, but can one ever truly know? regardless i sit within and spin, hardening like concrete, rolling together to completion. bliss

jims @jims.bsky.social · 10d

funk y. Kong

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 10d

inventing a gun that shoots an ephemeral ape that goes apeshit on ingenuity and just rips its whole entire shit apart ape style. checkmate atheists

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 10d

love to spread some halloween cheer. with any luck this october crop will bloom under the summer sun

jims @jims.bsky.social · 10d

merry blessed birthday grobian! may all your harvests render unto you heretofore unfathomable yields

jims @jims.bsky.social · 11d

i'm hiding just under
the sand waiting for
an Apple to walk by
thanks

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 12d

winner chidken dinner 🐧