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i'd tickle a fish if the wet chime of its laughter could heal us
thank you! i'm sending you a sample, it's a warm and nutty spice i'm calling 'Jormond's Mystic Sand'
January 23, 2026 at 9:55 PM
design me a sandwich
January 23, 2026 at 9:48 PM
PUT HIS MID-SIZE ASS IN THE GROUND
January 23, 2026 at 6:41 AM
somebody raised that boy right
January 23, 2026 at 6:17 AM
brother needs to learn that hovering kills the party, but levitating (!!) kicks that shit into 9th gear
January 23, 2026 at 6:07 AM
shoutout bones
January 21, 2026 at 10:21 PM
January 21, 2026 at 9:41 PM
when you get to hell, tell them #creamernation sent you
January 21, 2026 at 9:15 PM
when the smoke clears and the dust settles, i will see every #CreamerNaysh seditionist to the gallows personally.

#creamernation forever
January 21, 2026 at 7:35 PM
January 21, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Big Friendship x
January 21, 2026 at 1:01 AM
hell yes brother
January 19, 2026 at 9:07 PM
spill tea down the back, wear it backwards and they'll think you spilled tea on the front #lifehack
January 19, 2026 at 11:11 AM
this film is an unrelenting banger and i will die on this hill with a rifle in my hand and a song in my heart
January 19, 2026 at 11:09 AM
it's truly life-affirming to know that dreams do come true. thank you and congratulations
January 19, 2026 at 2:10 AM
a crisp linen, precise folds and stitches are sexy. imprecise gluing and measurements will ruin the puppet.
January 18, 2026 at 7:16 PM
tracking mr hoop through a foggy lowland marsh. the cacophony of scents are confusing the hunting dogs but i can sense him. we are closing in
January 18, 2026 at 12:53 AM
not much worbe's up with you
January 17, 2026 at 8:10 PM
you get it
January 17, 2026 at 5:54 PM
i got a lego stuck in. my ass
January 17, 2026 at 5:50 PM
every ounce of valor to be derived from posting belongs to all posters. we are the people, for the people
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM