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cucumber.bsky.social
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@cucumber.bsky.social
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walter (bats/crow) a pickle for the knowing ones figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand 🥜 discord: cucumberlife
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shibazo.bsky.social
しばぞう @shibazo.bsky.social · 7h
まだ暑いの図 #corgi
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cucumber.bsky.social
te pua o te rēinga (🫴🏼🎃) @cucumber.bsky.social · Oct 30
i heard it at the supermarket this evening, ‘bye just now,’ instantly transporting me back 40 years ago to chile, my high school friend anna, scottish, saying this at every separation long or short, melting my heart.
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satchelcharge.bsky.social
Satchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 1d
The welcome to my royal throne room to guards seize him pipeline
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parilani.sparkle.blue
🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 2d
gonna get a mouse and name it Ratsputin so people will be like "i get it cuz he's a rat" and i'll be like "no he's a mouse"
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donni.bsky.social
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 5d
The personal computer was mistake. Computers should be huge and scary
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cucumber.bsky.social
te pua o te rēinga (🫴🏼🎃) @cucumber.bsky.social · 7h
you would have thought brownlee would have learnt from his overreaction to hana-rawhiti maipi-clark that it’s likely to backfire on him and the government
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te pua o te rēinga (🫴🏼🎃) @cucumber.bsky.social · 7h
i walked by it over lunch, where it was broken off it was shredded- i assume by wind but a strange break
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te pua o te rēinga (🫴🏼🎃) @cucumber.bsky.social · 8h
*alt text: dougal dog eating breakfast from a bowl on the rug. his hind legs are on the couch and his forelegs on the rug.
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te pua o te rēinga (🫴🏼🎃) @cucumber.bsky.social · Dec 1
he ate his whole breakfast this way 😅
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mobydickatsea.bsky.social
Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 12h
Chowder for breakfast, and chowder for dinner, and chowder for supper, till you began to look for fish-bones coming through your clothes.
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dirte.net
dirté @dirte.net · 11h
accidentally called the Arch-Mage dad 😬
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cucumber.bsky.social
te pua o te rēinga (🫴🏼🎃) @cucumber.bsky.social · 8h
hope that you feel better soon buddy
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mindflakes.bsky.social
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 19h
People are at their most vulnerable when they're flying a kite... The perfect time to attack
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te pua o te rēinga (🫴🏼🎃) @cucumber.bsky.social · 9h
the powerful are petrified of wahine māori and the haka.

got emotional watching this wee clip of oriini kaipara in the house.
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lightblanket.bsky.social
nosé @lightblanket.bsky.social · 10h
When dogs wag their tails in their sleep they are dreaming about having smartphones
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bogbird.bsky.social
famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 10h
anyone: what are you going to do if this art thing doesn’t work out
me:
cat riding away on a skateboard. the background is like space or something
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readuction.bsky.social
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · Apr 21
The Road to Dumbasscus
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 2d
Donde está the fucken bibliotéca bro
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ceej @ceej.online · 13h
wow I’m hearing gen z considers me babygirl. they all got together and decided I’m babygirl and furthermore daddy
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te pua o te rēinga (🫴🏼🎃) @cucumber.bsky.social · 14h
for a while i collected old iceberg photos, this was my favourite #classiccoolstuff
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te pua o te rēinga (🫴🏼🎃) @cucumber.bsky.social · Feb 6
🧘‍♂️ cooling calming 🧘‍♂️
vintage photo of an iceberg, triangular peak, floating in calm green seas, the skies behind are whispy white pink tinged clouds with pale blue skies
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bivouacchillin.bsky.social
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 1d
I majored in Tiger Style and minored in Killa Beez at the Wu Tang Academy of Arts and Sciences
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muffinlab.bsky.social
🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 3d
girls night girls night
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muffinlab.bsky.social
🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 15h
many of you would fall prey to this,
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lightblanket.bsky.social
nosé @lightblanket.bsky.social · 6d
We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there
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midgie.bsky.social
midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 15h
look
look
look at these tiny men
pan and amadeus are lying next to each other on a bed. pan has an almost heart shaped white patch on his fur
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