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Almost done adding enough ferns and nutrient rich soil to the shower to imitate a rainforest environment
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Almost done adding enough ferns and nutrient rich soil to the shower to imitate a rainforest environment
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the creature growing in my loofah said “please, creator, make me a companion”
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
the creature growing in my loofah said “please, creator, make me a companion”
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curling up next to a lantern in a little tin shack with rain beating on the roof
January 17, 2026 at 5:40 AM
curling up next to a lantern in a little tin shack with rain beating on the roof
It's nice how people leave those free dogs tied up outside shops for you to take home when you're feeling sad
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
It's nice how people leave those free dogs tied up outside shops for you to take home when you're feeling sad
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i only have one pot i trust to cook rice good. the others will probably betray me
January 20, 2026 at 3:25 AM
i only have one pot i trust to cook rice good. the others will probably betray me
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I have no patience for pomegranates. I don't have time to solve your fruit puzzle.
January 19, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I have no patience for pomegranates. I don't have time to solve your fruit puzzle.
Cars should have 6 different horns for the following scenarios:
- Look out
- Hello
- Sorry
- I like your bumper sticker
- Get out of the way I need to use the bathroom
- That guy in the blue hatchback looks like santa claus
- Look out
- Hello
- Sorry
- I like your bumper sticker
- Get out of the way I need to use the bathroom
- That guy in the blue hatchback looks like santa claus
January 20, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Cars should have 6 different horns for the following scenarios:
- Look out
- Hello
- Sorry
- I like your bumper sticker
- Get out of the way I need to use the bathroom
- That guy in the blue hatchback looks like santa claus
- Look out
- Hello
- Sorry
- I like your bumper sticker
- Get out of the way I need to use the bathroom
- That guy in the blue hatchback looks like santa claus
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i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age
January 19, 2026 at 1:15 PM
i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age
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contrary to what you might think the name "toadstool" came first. and then they had to come up with a creature who would sit on such a mushroom. cue the perfect frog
January 19, 2026 at 5:32 AM
contrary to what you might think the name "toadstool" came first. and then they had to come up with a creature who would sit on such a mushroom. cue the perfect frog
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asking my cats if they think they could get on board with a beautiful magical breakfast
January 18, 2026 at 4:57 PM
asking my cats if they think they could get on board with a beautiful magical breakfast
Everybody loves it when I put double-sided tape on my hands and feet and skitter about on the ceiling like a lizard
January 18, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Everybody loves it when I put double-sided tape on my hands and feet and skitter about on the ceiling like a lizard
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Early humans must have been so hungry before the invention of food
January 18, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Early humans must have been so hungry before the invention of food
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Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything
January 18, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything
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I hate when you’re buying weapons-grade uranium and the guy is like “What are you gonna use it for?” None of your business
May 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I hate when you’re buying weapons-grade uranium and the guy is like “What are you gonna use it for?” None of your business
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
I didn't even get an invite to my cat's coronation ceremony. After everything I did to facilitate her ascension.
January 17, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I didn't even get an invite to my cat's coronation ceremony. After everything I did to facilitate her ascension.
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I’m approaching forty years of age and have been starting to get those unfamiliar pangs, that feeling that I have to reach the south pole by sled
January 17, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I’m approaching forty years of age and have been starting to get those unfamiliar pangs, that feeling that I have to reach the south pole by sled
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When a car beeps at another car and that car does a little beep back I know they’re mad at each other but it sounds like they’re friends
January 17, 2026 at 1:52 AM
When a car beeps at another car and that car does a little beep back I know they’re mad at each other but it sounds like they’re friends
Compressing 135 hot dogs into a very small but incredibly dense ball and eating it on the bus like an apple
January 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Compressing 135 hot dogs into a very small but incredibly dense ball and eating it on the bus like an apple
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One single pan-fried calorie on a bed of thinly sliced cabbage
January 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
One single pan-fried calorie on a bed of thinly sliced cabbage
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It’s the height of citrus season*, so a perfect time to walk up to an enemy’s desk & place a blood orange on it, slice it swiftly in half with a kitchen knife, & then walk away.
January 16, 2026 at 4:06 PM
It’s the height of citrus season*, so a perfect time to walk up to an enemy’s desk & place a blood orange on it, slice it swiftly in half with a kitchen knife, & then walk away.
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Note: A previous version of this article referred to the subject in a disparaging tone. The author has since developed loving-kindness for all sentient beings and revised the article accordingly.
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Note: A previous version of this article referred to the subject in a disparaging tone. The author has since developed loving-kindness for all sentient beings and revised the article accordingly.
My cats have made a habit of switching to german whenever I enter the room. Little do they know I've been learning german in anticipation of this very scenario. Not liking what I've heard so far
January 16, 2026 at 11:50 PM
My cats have made a habit of switching to german whenever I enter the room. Little do they know I've been learning german in anticipation of this very scenario. Not liking what I've heard so far
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Any time I walk into someone's apartment or house for the first time, I freeze right after entering, get very serious, and finally say in a hushed voice "Something unspeakable happened here."
January 15, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Any time I walk into someone's apartment or house for the first time, I freeze right after entering, get very serious, and finally say in a hushed voice "Something unspeakable happened here."
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Before the rest of the diving team descend, I like to go down and rearrange the fish. I think the fish are very convincing when arranged this way, and quite pleasing to the eye. I'm hoping this will stir a love of nature in my colleagues, who often lambast me for having a tender heart
January 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Before the rest of the diving team descend, I like to go down and rearrange the fish. I think the fish are very convincing when arranged this way, and quite pleasing to the eye. I'm hoping this will stir a love of nature in my colleagues, who often lambast me for having a tender heart