Reposted by mindflakes
I’ll stop at most things to get what I want
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’ll stop at most things to get what I want
Reposted by mindflakes
I'm about to say something controversial but I have to be honest: Today is a perfect day to throw a potato and a carrot and an onion and a meat (or meat alternative) into a pot and then boil it until it turns into a stew.
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I'm about to say something controversial but I have to be honest: Today is a perfect day to throw a potato and a carrot and an onion and a meat (or meat alternative) into a pot and then boil it until it turns into a stew.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. They can also repel pharmacists if you throw them hard enough. But you're going to need a pineapple or a durian if you want to take down a dentist.
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. They can also repel pharmacists if you throw them hard enough. But you're going to need a pineapple or a durian if you want to take down a dentist.
Reposted by mindflakes
could you pls hold this for a me *hands you some wasps*
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
could you pls hold this for a me *hands you some wasps*
Reposted by mindflakes
if your emperor doesn't pretend to idly conduct their chamber musicians with a poultry drumstick during feasts then theyre washed
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
if your emperor doesn't pretend to idly conduct their chamber musicians with a poultry drumstick during feasts then theyre washed
Reposted by mindflakes
i don’t think i can wait until raccoons are actually domesticated. i’m just gonna go ahead and let them in my house
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i don’t think i can wait until raccoons are actually domesticated. i’m just gonna go ahead and let them in my house
Thinking about starting one of those accounts that posts photos of their pets with captions written from the pet's point of view. My gimmick would be that my pet is a japanese spider crab and the only thing it ever says is "I'm going to get you"
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Thinking about starting one of those accounts that posts photos of their pets with captions written from the pet's point of view. My gimmick would be that my pet is a japanese spider crab and the only thing it ever says is "I'm going to get you"
Reposted by mindflakes
It is okay to smell like wet dog if you have been making friends with a wet dog.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It is okay to smell like wet dog if you have been making friends with a wet dog.
Reposted by mindflakes
I’ve been interesting for two months now and no one’s even said anything
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I’ve been interesting for two months now and no one’s even said anything
Restaurant tables should have wheels and motors and you should be able to race them around the restaurant crashing into each other like bumper cars. We should do this to make life more chaotic and difficult in general
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Restaurant tables should have wheels and motors and you should be able to race them around the restaurant crashing into each other like bumper cars. We should do this to make life more chaotic and difficult in general
Reposted by mindflakes
Wrote in my Gratitude Journal this morning, like I do every day, that I’m particularly thankful for my Spite Journal, which now comprises several handsome volumes.
November 25, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Wrote in my Gratitude Journal this morning, like I do every day, that I’m particularly thankful for my Spite Journal, which now comprises several handsome volumes.
Reposted by mindflakes
I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
Reposted by mindflakes
Weather vanes are perfect when a guest is arguing about which direction the wind is blowing. The look on their face when they realize you have a weather vane..
November 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Weather vanes are perfect when a guest is arguing about which direction the wind is blowing. The look on their face when they realize you have a weather vane..
Reposted by mindflakes
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
I'm saving over 300/month on food shopping by just eating whatever comes floating down the creek
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm saving over 300/month on food shopping by just eating whatever comes floating down the creek
Reposted by mindflakes
what are some good groceries to buy as a beginner
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
what are some good groceries to buy as a beginner
Reposted by mindflakes
I don't condone behavior
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I don't condone behavior
Reposted by mindflakes
forgot the wifi password for my crude tunnel system
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
forgot the wifi password for my crude tunnel system
The ideal social media site would only allow photos of animals, lunches and craft projects, and the only comments you're allowed to make are 'Hello', 'Very cool' and 'We are friends'
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The ideal social media site would only allow photos of animals, lunches and craft projects, and the only comments you're allowed to make are 'Hello', 'Very cool' and 'We are friends'
Reposted by mindflakes
I don't think music should be very good
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I don't think music should be very good
Reposted by mindflakes
There should be a lot more hairstyles for dogs
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
There should be a lot more hairstyles for dogs
Worms are free and they're everywhere. If you're not crawling around in your garden with a trowel at least 3 times a day, you're just leaving worms on the table
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Worms are free and they're everywhere. If you're not crawling around in your garden with a trowel at least 3 times a day, you're just leaving worms on the table
Reposted by mindflakes
i’m teaching a class at the adult learning annex about living a life based on the principles of the rat
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
i’m teaching a class at the adult learning annex about living a life based on the principles of the rat
Reposted by mindflakes
Lunch is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced
October 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Lunch is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced
Well, I finally gave in and bought a feral mountain lion for my home office. Honestly I'm not sure what all the fuss is about, it's actually been a huge inconvenience
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Well, I finally gave in and bought a feral mountain lion for my home office. Honestly I'm not sure what all the fuss is about, it's actually been a huge inconvenience