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"max"
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kick damn ass and rock on!!!!!!!!!! check this out infinitegossip.ghost.io
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playa would you mind to blow across the top of that cerveza... let me hear it sing
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
if you make a work of art that's too good no one talks about it. there's nothing to discuss about dr strangelove. you can't argue about half life 2. my book of short stories would be a third example,
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
visigoths were known to wield the power of vision against roman legionaries, while ostrogoths dealt osteoporosis-based attacks
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
keep honking... i'm clonking!
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
(planning to cook you in the wok) ginger garlic spring onions looking cozy in there brother. nice and cozy. say why don't you hop in
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
on what type of boat would you be most likely to find tartare sauce? your first thought may be a fishing boat. but it's actually a cruise ship
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
if trump wants to win in 2027 he needs to pass a law making sonic a pokemon #MakeSonicAPokemon
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
(lulling you) secure yet?
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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new post up on INFINITE GOSSIP, called THE HANDSOME BROTHERS. check it out if you get the chance infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-handsome...
THE HANDSOME BROTHERS
I got a job as a professional friend.
infinitegossip.ghost.io
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
enraging my robot buddies with self-contradicting command line prompts
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
new post up on INFINITE GOSSIP, called THE HANDSOME BROTHERS. check it out if you get the chance infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-handsome...
THE HANDSOME BROTHERS
I got a job as a professional friend.
infinitegossip.ghost.io
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
today is gonna be the day that i'm gonna sing wonderwall / my name is liam gallagher and my brother's name is mr noel
November 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i have watched and reviewed bugonia (2025) boxd.it/bAxPTz
November 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
(reading a huge newspaper on the train) One By One The Dominose Fall..
November 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
they should put bands who aren't that famous into the rock and roll hall of fame to level them up. like pokemon
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
breaking: i have arrived at an agreement with warner bros. discovery to release YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE to theatres for an exclusive 1 week window before it moves to HBO max
October 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
me: so on the next slide we have--
my coworker who's an elven ranger: (looking to the east) the horns of the haradrim...
my boss who's a problem gambler and he's english: i've a lucky feeling. cheerio
October 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
my story THE HORSE & THE RIDER, previously only available for free as a podcast, is now available for money as a book amzn.asia/d/iOZTMaH
THE HORSE & THE RIDER
THE HORSE & THE RIDER : Lavergne, Max: Amazon.com.au: Books
amzn.asia
October 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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this one finishes so strong
the deal i struck with burger king
October 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
(getting really into my boss's interests) your new ballroom is gonna be so cool boss
October 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
they should show you which emojis are trending, so you have the chance to connect with something bigger than yourself by using the same emojis that people all over the world are using
October 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i have watched and reviewed "one battle after another" (2025) boxd.it/bqBHBl
October 20, 2025 at 7:52 AM
pummel me with a stream of neutrons all you like. i ain't fissile. i won't split
October 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
(holding out a handful of what are clearly fisherman's friends) i take 10 of these pills every day. for freshness of breath
October 20, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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I've been wanting to buy Max's book for a little while now and this week had enough money to justify it. Went to his site and gave an undignified guffaw when I saw this special edition cover
in celebration of taylor swift's new album "the life of a showgirl" i have released a new edition. high collectible & essential for "swifties" maxlavergne.square.site/product/the-...
October 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM